Ordering Room Service

Press zero to order room service
but if there is no answer
assume the girl is dealing with something pretty important
helping an amputee cut up his food,
carrying the suitcases of a rich businessman,
changing the barrel by herself for the first time

because Ian phoned in sick.
Maybe she is on her mobile, talking to her mum
who is going through early divorce proceedings.
It is unlikely she is sitting there
sipping J20 she hasn't paid for
thinking 'I really don't want Room 44
to have any cheesecake.'