Int. Dark and Dingy Cave.
BEAST:
Snarl!
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Ho-hum.
BEAST:
SNARL!!
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Is that the best you can do?
BEAST:
Throw me a bone here, would you? I'm trying to be fearsome.
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Okay, hang on... [Attempts to impart the overall demeanour of a helpless dame.] ...oh Beast, you are so fearsome! What am I to do?!
BEAST:
Now you're just taking the piss.
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Well what do you expect?
BEAST:
I expect you to tremble in my presence! Quiver at the very sight of my loathsome visage! Fall to your knees in terror at my--
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Hmm.
BEAST:
What?
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
I'm sorry, it's just not doing it for me.
BEAST:
All right, send in the next one then.
BUXOM FEMALE#1:
Rightey-ho.
[Footsteps. Door opens and closes. More footsteps.]
BEAST:
Snarl!
BUXOM FEMALE#2:
Sorry, what did you say?
BEAST:
Next!
[ Exeunt ]
