My Favourite Sandwich

The sandwiches my mother makes,
Are never that exciting.
I unwrap them every lunchtime,
But they’re really uninviting.

If only I was taller,
And I could reach the bread.
I’d use some sandwich wizardry,
And I’d make them instead.

I’d never spread on butter,
I’d squeeze on chocolate sauce.
Then add some ham and cheddar cheese,
And more chocolate bits of course.

I’d add some pink marshmallows,
And peanut butter too.
And those biscuit things with raisins in,
I’d definitely add a few.

I’d finish off my sandwich,
With spicy chicken wings.
Topped off with lots of double cream,
And those colourful sprinkle things.

Then I’d take a fancy photo,
Of the sandwich that I’d made,
And eat it up in one fell swoop,
Washed down with lemonade.

©RS2012