My interests are writing and playing guitar and ukulele. Some prefer the quiet me - the one that isn't playing the guitar and ukulele. Those people prefer me on the keyboard. But they don't always get what they want. Once in a while I like to rattle my playpen. Even if it means losing all my company. Sometimes you have to step out of your box and make some noise. It's good for the soul.
My Stories
A Boy Can Submitted on May 7, 2012 - 00:45 | 49 reads
Writing in the Dark Submitted on April 17, 2012 - 01:32 | 47 reads
Dear Barking Dog Submitted on March 16, 2012 - 15:08 | 51 reads
The Ghosts of Marylebone Station Submitted on March 16, 2012 - 02:32 | 263 reads
Circus Moon Submitted on March 6, 2012 - 01:34 | 86 reads
The Lady in the Window II Submitted on March 2, 2012 - 03:09 | 63 reads
The Troublemaker Submitted on February 29, 2012 - 02:23 | 43 reads
Sally Slipped Silently (Repetition IP) Submitted on February 26, 2012 - 20:05 | 109 reads
The Lady in the Window Submitted on February 25, 2012 - 18:54 | 124 reads
The Case of the Unfortunate Landlady Submitted on February 23, 2012 - 03:16 | 78 reads
Sophie Submitted on February 17, 2012 - 01:29 | 73 reads
Creaky House IV Submitted on February 14, 2012 - 03:52 | 64 reads
Creaky House III Submitted on February 13, 2012 - 00:39 | 60 reads
Creaky House II Submitted on February 11, 2012 - 20:39 | 77 reads
Creaky House Submitted on February 10, 2012 - 02:47 | 94 reads
Vultures Submitted on February 5, 2012 - 17:16 | 73 reads
Franz and Horatio Submitted on February 3, 2012 - 02:27 | 76 reads
Monkey at the Piano Submitted on January 29, 2012 - 16:02 | 84 reads
The Clown Squad Submitted on January 29, 2012 - 00:48 | 142 reads
Anna and the Dream Submitted on January 21, 2012 - 17:17 | 111 reads
It's Complicated Submitted on January 4, 2012 - 16:26 | 124 reads
Good King Wenceslas looked out (IP) Submitted on December 29, 2011 - 13:47 | 127 reads
A Christmas Muse for Youse Submitted on December 22, 2011 - 16:49 | 110 reads
The Daily Muse - Friday, December 16th, 2011 Submitted on December 16, 2011 - 14:05 | 155 reads
The Ten Most Fascinating People of 2011 Submitted on December 16, 2011 - 02:01 | 161 reads
My Contraction Addiction Submitted on December 12, 2011 - 13:56 | 161 reads
The Daily Muse - Saturday - December, 10, 2011 Submitted on December 11, 2011 - 01:30 | 111 reads
The Christmas Letter IP Submitted on December 11, 2011 - 00:19 | 127 reads
The Daily Muse - Sunday, December 4, 2011 Submitted on December 5, 2011 - 03:28 | 82 reads
More Broken Toys (A Christmas Fairy Tale Part II ) Submitted on December 3, 2011 - 21:25 | 197 reads
The Hundred and Ten Pound Novel - Chapter V Submitted on November 27, 2011 - 18:41 | 87 reads
The Hundred and Ten Pound Novel Chapter IV Submitted on November 26, 2011 - 21:00 | 99 reads
The Daily Muse - Saturday, November 26, 2011 Submitted on November 26, 2011 - 18:35 | 119 reads
The Hundred and Ten Pound Novel - Chapter III Submitted on November 25, 2011 - 20:35 | 99 reads
The Daily Muse - Friday, November 25, 2011 Submitted on November 25, 2011 - 14:51 | 77 reads
The Hundred and Ten Pound Novel - Chapter II Submitted on November 24, 2011 - 15:33 | 132 reads
The Daily Muse - Thursday, November 24, 2011 Submitted on November 24, 2011 - 14:16 | 106 reads
The Daily Muse - Wednesday, November 23, 2011 Submitted on November 24, 2011 - 00:28 | 109 reads
The Hundred and Ten Pound Novel - Chapter I Submitted on November 21, 2011 - 00:51 | 154 reads
The Boor IP Submitted on November 19, 2011 - 17:48 | 92 reads
Shine a Light on Me Submitted on November 18, 2011 - 03:27 | 94 reads
The House Across the Street Submitted on November 12, 2011 - 21:03 | 134 reads
Broken Toys (A Christmas Fairy Tale Part I) IP Submitted on November 4, 2011 - 02:38 | 297 reads
A Very Short Rumination on My Current Haircut Submitted on November 2, 2011 - 23:20 | 200 reads
Igor on the 4:10 to Cold Spring 10/25/11 Submitted on October 26, 2011 - 00:40 | 150 reads
Man-Bagging it on the 4:10 to Cold Spring 10/21/11 Submitted on October 22, 2011 - 15:28 | 127 reads
Hair Clippings on the 4:10 to Cold Spring 10/20/11 Submitted on October 21, 2011 - 00:59 | 148 reads
The 4:10 to Cold Spring 10/19/11 Submitted on October 20, 2011 - 00:00 | 127 reads
The Muse Made Me Do It Submitted on October 19, 2011 - 01:27 | 124 reads
The Incident at a Long Ago Tavern Submitted on October 16, 2011 - 16:00 | 190 reads
Mabel's Motel Submitted on October 15, 2011 - 23:07 | 197 reads
ABCtales Headlines! Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 14, 2011 - 00:54 | 219 reads
Oldpesky Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 12, 2011 - 01:50 | 146 reads
Looney Tunes Telegram Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 12, 2011 - 00:39 | 279 reads
Smarter Then the Average Bear Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 10, 2011 - 12:20 | 172 reads
Ding! Dong! A Halloween Tale Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 20:17 | 155 reads
Beautiful Dream (IP) Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 16:41 | 269 reads
At the Brothel Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 6, 2011 - 23:16 | 191 reads
A Musical Interlude Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 6, 2011 - 02:25 | 225 reads
And Both Shall Row (The Exact Time IP) Submitted on October 5, 2011 - 02:20 | 327 reads
Zelda Fitzgerald Writes the Alphabet Submitted on October 2, 2011 - 02:24 | 206 reads
Ancient Jedi Writes the Alphabet Submitted on October 1, 2011 - 19:30 | 230 reads
An Exorcist Writing the Alphabet Submitted on October 1, 2011 - 15:10 | 159 reads
A Boozy Camper Writes the Alphabet Submitted on September 26, 2011 - 13:05 | 128 reads
The Dickens You Say Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 24, 2011 - 17:22 | 131 reads
Scrooge Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 23, 2011 - 15:07 | 182 reads
Burping a Frenchnman Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 23, 2011 - 00:47 | 129 reads
Biblical Headlines! Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 22, 2011 - 00:56 | 127 reads
Seen at the Zoo Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 19, 2011 - 23:08 | 160 reads
I'm on a Cow Kick Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 18, 2011 - 22:11 | 205 reads
The Chic Scarecrow (A Brown Cow and Slinky Dress IP) Submitted on September 18, 2011 - 17:42 | 188 reads
The Raincoat Submitted on September 10, 2011 - 20:04 | 406 reads
Jennifer Owens (A Strange Place IP) Submitted on September 5, 2011 - 20:40 | 149 reads
Out to Sea Writing the Alphabet Submitted on September 4, 2011 - 21:11 | 174 reads
Writing the Alphabet Has Taken Over My Life - Help! Submitted on September 3, 2011 - 20:31 | 143 reads
Writing the Alphabet in a Letter Submitted on September 2, 2011 - 19:00 | 289 reads
Writing the Alphabet in the Jungle Submitted on September 2, 2011 - 16:24 | 290 reads
Writing the Alphabet Revisited Submitted on August 31, 2011 - 22:42 | 157 reads
Soul Shavings (A Shady Cloister IP) Submitted on August 30, 2011 - 20:30 | 460 reads
The House of Waffles Submitted on August 29, 2011 - 19:53 | 184 reads
Turkey Flees Submitted on August 27, 2011 - 07:21 | 280 reads
Say Goodnight, Irene Submitted on August 26, 2011 - 22:05 | 247 reads
God's Play in Three Acts (A Shady Cloister IP) Submitted on August 26, 2011 - 19:41 | 205 reads
Stardust and Hawaii Submitted on August 25, 2011 - 20:23 | 203 reads
Igor Gets Skunked Submitted on August 25, 2011 - 17:49 | 137 reads
Duck Submitted on August 24, 2011 - 19:25 | 145 reads
Jake Morgan's Got an Itch Submitted on August 22, 2011 - 21:00 | 143 reads
Christmas Through the Looking Glass Submitted on August 22, 2011 - 15:39 | 142 reads
Weather Report Submitted on August 20, 2011 - 16:52 | 170 reads
Home Schooling Louise Submitted on August 15, 2011 - 01:13 | 255 reads
Louise and Swifty Submitted on August 14, 2011 - 22:44 | 252 reads
Taking the 5:40 with Kerouac IP Submitted on August 13, 2011 - 18:13 | 336 reads
Igor and Henry Submitted on August 12, 2011 - 23:08 | 225 reads
Love is in the Air (A Green Wheelbarrow IP) Submitted on August 11, 2011 - 01:56 | 469 reads
Coffin Pants Submitted on August 10, 2011 - 00:21 | 189 reads
The Giant Who Wasn't So Big For His Britches Submitted on August 5, 2011 - 02:50 | 179 reads
Bad Writing the Alphabet (IP) Submitted on August 4, 2011 - 15:02 | 267 reads
Sniffin' Maggots Submitted on August 3, 2011 - 01:18 | 163 reads
Clown Feet and Mushy Matters Submitted on July 30, 2011 - 18:07 | 166 reads
Hans and the Flowering Goat Grave Submitted on July 28, 2011 - 14:30 | 148 reads
Igor Makes a Friend Submitted on July 24, 2011 - 19:52 | 155 reads
Peeing with Whitman Submitted on July 24, 2011 - 19:40 | 209 reads
A New Year for Hans Submitted on July 22, 2011 - 22:35 | 272 reads
Moses on the Mississippi Submitted on July 18, 2011 - 21:28 | 147 reads
Igor's Golden Shovel Submitted on July 18, 2011 - 15:57 | 172 reads
Igor Comes Clean Submitted on July 17, 2011 - 22:36 | 149 reads
Igor Eyes a Bride Submitted on July 17, 2011 - 17:44 | 162 reads
Igor Gets the Finger Submitted on July 17, 2011 - 16:47 | 171 reads
Hans Gets Stollen Submitted on July 11, 2011 - 01:53 | 284 reads
Hans and the Flying Cow Submitted on July 11, 2011 - 01:28 | 273 reads
Hans and His Pockets Submitted on July 11, 2011 - 00:46 | 259 reads
Why Diner Sores are Extinct Submitted on July 8, 2011 - 01:25 | 294 reads
An Adventure in Time With Dowdy and Sam Submitted on July 3, 2011 - 20:33 | 156 reads
Alleycat and Chihuahua VI Submitted on July 1, 2011 - 15:15 | 373 reads
Alleycat and Chihuahua IV Submitted on June 30, 2011 - 23:53 | 252 reads
The Troll's Tale Submitted on June 30, 2011 - 22:13 | 276 reads
Cupid and the Moose Lips Slammer Submitted on June 29, 2011 - 23:26 | 349 reads
Boiling Water Submitted on June 28, 2011 - 23:26 | 175 reads
Alleycat and Chihuahua III Submitted on June 28, 2011 - 22:23 | 155 reads
Alleycat and Chihuahua II Submitted on June 28, 2011 - 00:28 | 170 reads
Alleycat and Chihuahua Submitted on June 26, 2011 - 23:08 | 188 reads
Turkey Town Submitted on June 25, 2011 - 17:39 | 173 reads
The Kissing Moon Submitted on June 25, 2011 - 17:31 | 346 reads
The Count's Lament Submitted on June 19, 2011 - 17:44 | 179 reads
Fresh Fish Submitted on June 17, 2011 - 01:36 | 228 reads
The Angel in the Window Submitted on June 12, 2011 - 17:13 | 159 reads
The Milkman Also Cometh Submitted on June 11, 2011 - 19:31 | 311 reads
Tea and Stupidity Submitted on June 11, 2011 - 19:17 | 174 reads
The Chilling of Louise Submitted on June 11, 2011 - 17:30 | 257 reads
Celia and the Easter Bunny Submitted on April 24, 2011 - 14:23 | 232 reads
Days of Wine and Texting Submitted on March 12, 2011 - 17:49 | 406 reads
Sunday in the Park with Schmeckenpepper Submitted on March 10, 2011 - 23:38 | 209 reads
Mayo and Moonbeams Submitted on March 9, 2011 - 23:47 | 375 reads
An Alien Interlude Submitted on March 8, 2011 - 00:01 | 281 reads
Celia Acts Up Submitted on March 7, 2011 - 01:42 | 232 reads
Carlos Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 00:12 | 742 reads
The Papal Papers Submitted on June 11, 2007 - 23:52 | 779 reads
Igor Gets Mucky Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 20:52 | 433 reads
Grimm Doings Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:33 | 462 reads
Boz and Hans Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:38 | 413 reads
Hans Gets Ugly Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:33 | 453 reads
The Slaughter of the Lawns Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:23 | 460 reads
Muffins and Ham Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:32 | 422 reads
Crow Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:36 | 465 reads
Whispering at the Moon Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:20 | 419 reads
The Old Man and the Moon Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:48 | 448 reads
Moon Pumpkins Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:14 | 479 reads
The Barnyard Incident Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:03 | 515 reads
Minstrals in a Stew Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:03 | 464 reads
Gnarly Bramble Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:59 | 497 reads
Emily Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:00 | 499 reads
Brush Strokes and Vodka Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:10 | 524 reads
A Clustering Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:26 | 510 reads
