Big Filthy Harry

The day.
Ah what a day it was.
"Bojangles! Harry, thats bojangles!" said crazy pete.
"Na! T'aint!"
"True as the shrew"
"Well maybe youse has a piont"
"Told ya, didn't I!"
"Dids."
"I'm feeling lucky"
"Dat right?"
"Get out the whisky!"
"Fine'shere somewhere!"
"Demijohn!"
"Na T'isnt!"
"Tis!"
"I'll shoots ya!"
"Youse goes aheds!"
"Bang!"
"Bang indeed!"
"Oh me oh me!"