Readies

Money money money,
Dosh dosh dosh,
Can I lend a tenner,
I'll give your car a wash?

How about a loan
Just to see me through,
A drinks what I need,
Just a few quid will do,

Another friday night,
Broken to the bones,
I'm unemployed and lonely,
so I celebrate at home,

Only thing is, I got no cash,
I need to buy some liquor,
I feel like getting lashed,

I need some money!

Today I applied for a crisis loan,
took me 4 hours standing at the payphone,
In the end I got what I wanted,
Trouble is, its Monday when they booked the appointment,
So a weekend being skint,
I think i'll reflect,

Time to get my arse a job,
And stop being such a scruffy little git