Written for Evening Standard, Le Figaro, Purple Fiction, Liberation and The Big Issue. Ex-London copywriter, Paris party-promoter, painter and decorator. Two novels, a novella, a collection of shorts and children's picture-books.
My Stories
The Master Gardener Submitted on February 10, 2012 - 13:33 | 88 reads
EGGS Submitted on February 3, 2012 - 22:15 | 79 reads
It's just a headache Submitted on January 24, 2012 - 15:42 | 125 reads
I'm not saying goodbye Submitted on December 4, 2011 - 11:43 | 391 reads
Love is... Submitted on November 14, 2011 - 15:03 | 200 reads
I Allow It Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 12:57 | 202 reads
We Give Up Submitted on November 7, 2011 - 22:32 | 198 reads
Eucatastrophic Apocalypticus Submitted on October 30, 2011 - 22:21 | 181 reads
Tea For Two Submitted on September 18, 2011 - 10:14 | 217 reads
Ten Things I'd Have Done Differently Submitted on August 22, 2011 - 23:49 | 413 reads
Let's Start Again, Mr Cameron Submitted on June 27, 2011 - 12:57 | 413 reads
Technology Has Its Uses Submitted on June 21, 2011 - 12:39 | 323 reads
Let's Start Again Submitted on June 9, 2011 - 13:30 | 532 reads
I Like That Prosetry Stuff Submitted on May 30, 2011 - 17:05 | 621 reads
Kelvin's Story Submitted on April 8, 2011 - 16:02 | 389 reads
Shhtchwong Submitted on March 26, 2011 - 13:42 | 326 reads
Nice Submitted on March 19, 2011 - 13:10 | 396 reads
Addressing the Concerns of the Inconsolable Submitted on March 17, 2011 - 11:19 | 278 reads
Beans on Toast Submitted on February 7, 2011 - 14:14 | 307 reads
Adam's End -London's latest art phenomenon Submitted on January 15, 2011 - 12:40 | 556 reads
You Can't Kid a Kidder Submitted on December 23, 2010 - 11:25 | 435 reads
2013 Submitted on November 24, 2010 - 17:47 | 329 reads
J'Accuse! Submitted on November 9, 2010 - 13:06 | 295 reads
Tardy Reynolds Submitted on October 12, 2010 - 13:41 | 424 reads
I Can't Believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Submitted on September 16, 2010 - 13:24 | 627 reads
The Critical Sell-By Date Submitted on June 20, 2010 - 13:27 | 385 reads
The Importance of a Lift-Operative Explained Submitted on April 2, 2010 - 19:03 | 388 reads
Of Course You Can Meet The Queen! Submitted on April 2, 2010 - 18:53 | 693 reads
One of Those Days Submitted on April 2, 2010 - 18:51 | 362 reads
Comedy persona for Mr Steve Coogan Submitted on March 28, 2010 - 12:57 | 401 reads
Cash Cow Submitted on March 23, 2010 - 09:00 | 394 reads
The Fast Lane Submitted on March 9, 2010 - 10:40 | 386 reads
The Best Plasterer in the World Submitted on March 3, 2010 - 15:09 | 1243 reads
