A left-wing Southern African Francophile Scot living in Edinburgh. I write for a living and play the fiddle, badly, for fun.
My Stories
Part 2. A Mystery: ToeKnee Hears Some Bangs Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 14:42 | 406 reads
Women, concerned about your appearance? Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 08:23 | 1891 reads
The Battle Of The Sexes Beggars Belief. Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 10:39 | 382 reads
Open letter to Bob Geldof Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 14:29 | 435 reads
Burgeoning and pruning Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:40 | 677 reads
Sandy Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 380 reads
Night forests Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 375 reads
Off the rails&;#063; Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 398 reads
Island gloaming Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 376 reads
Faces Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:23 | 411 reads
Evening sky, dawn sea. Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 356 reads
Crane Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 378 reads
Twin towers Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 12:53 | 444 reads
Sneak Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:41 | 394 reads
Photieman Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 768 reads
Moon starvation Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:42 | 403 reads
How to make a million quid&;#063; Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 394 reads
Ire-aq, fox-hunting and hypocrisy Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:34 | 792 reads
Glasgow Peace Demonstration Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 13:12 | 726 reads
Euro - good or bad&;#063; Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:48 | 398 reads
Bombyx mori (silk and the sky) Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:16 | 818 reads
Cracks in the pavement Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:18 | 448 reads
Artists' Aid - conceptual bullsh*t&;#063; Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:21 | 814 reads
Tea with the Devil Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:48 | 452 reads
Ugly truth behind the ugly duckling Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:22 | 424 reads
Steenbok Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:57 | 379 reads
Love and curry (thoughts on happiness) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:08 | 456 reads
Morality and foot and mouth disease Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:34 | 704 reads
Foot and mouth disease rap Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 744 reads
Grey Day Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:33 | 363 reads
Drink "Up" Now! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:50 | 337 reads
Eric's Ultimate Diet Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 415 reads
BSE song Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 393 reads
Apostrophe Apoplexy Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:33 | 925 reads
Zimbabwean hero Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 416 reads
Xerophyte defeated (Cactus killed) Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:55 | 449 reads
You probably know this Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 529 reads
Violin memories (A Swedish waltz) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 800 reads
Walk in the city (Aberdeen in 1992) Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 694 reads
Trip to S.Africa - the elephant that plays rugby Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:55 | 871 reads
Urghh! The horrors of a vet's life. Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 453 reads
Road to Banff Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 783 reads
Squid (Heart bypass, squid survey) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 796 reads
Paperclip Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 389 reads
Nightmare Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 358 reads
Out of this world (Rave) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 548 reads
Love: zero Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 462 reads
Mozambique Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 400 reads
Journey home Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 363 reads
Kiss (A very short sad poem!) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 3216 reads
Hunt Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 756 reads
I visited Pennan Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 397 reads
Free trade (a personal view of globalisation) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 1026 reads
Greed Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 440 reads
Discord over harmony Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:53 | 386 reads
East Germany (Wandlitz) Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:52 | 443 reads
Beautiful enough Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 414 reads
Carla Johns (Extracts from the biography) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 404 reads
Amsterdam Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 731 reads
"Disguise" - these guys are worth seeing! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:45 | 429 reads
Well worth the wet! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:28 | 881 reads
Cutting back Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:07 | 658 reads
Wow, they have arrived! Submitted on April 16, 2005 - 16:43 | 420 reads
Circumcision - a letter to a friend. Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:29 | 437 reads
Bright Future for No Hopers Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:01 | 603 reads
Lovelife lacks spice? Add some Sugar! Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:55 | 686 reads