cellarscene

A left-wing Southern African Francophile Scot living in Edinburgh. I write for a living and play the fiddle, badly, for fun.

Right now, I have 70 stories in 7 collections on the site. My stories have been read 41141 times and 16 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Ullapool to Edinburgh (a collection of short pieces)

Submitted on May 8, 2007 - 12:44 | 382 reads

Part 2. A Mystery: ToeKnee Hears Some Bangs

Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 14:42 | 406 reads

Part 1: ToeKnee and The Teeny-Weeny Little Village of Great Brattin

Submitted on September 13, 2006 - 13:08 | 408 reads

Storming Stuff!: Steve Hughes at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 16:48 | 377 reads

The Bird Flu Diaries, a brilliant play not to be sneezed at!

Submitted on August 11, 2006 - 16:05 | 880 reads

Women, concerned about your appearance?

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 08:23 | 1891 reads

The Battle Of The Sexes Beggars Belief.

Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 10:39 | 382 reads

Open letter to Bob Geldof

Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 14:29 | 435 reads

Burgeoning and pruning

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:40 | 677 reads

Sandy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 380 reads

Night forests

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 375 reads

Off the rails&;#063;

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 398 reads

Island gloaming

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 376 reads

Faces

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:23 | 411 reads

Evening sky, dawn sea.

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 356 reads

Crane

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 378 reads

Twin towers

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 12:53 | 444 reads

Sneak

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:41 | 394 reads

Photieman

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 768 reads

Moon starvation

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:42 | 403 reads

How to make a million quid&;#063;

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 394 reads

Ire-aq, fox-hunting and hypocrisy

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:34 | 792 reads

Glasgow Peace Demonstration

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 13:12 | 726 reads

Euro - good or bad&;#063;

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:48 | 398 reads

Bombyx mori (silk and the sky)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:16 | 818 reads

Cracks in the pavement

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:18 | 448 reads

Artists' Aid - conceptual bullsh*t&;#063;

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:21 | 814 reads

Tea with the Devil

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:48 | 452 reads

Ugly truth behind the ugly duckling

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:22 | 424 reads

Steenbok

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:57 | 379 reads

Love and curry (thoughts on happiness)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:08 | 456 reads

Morality and foot and mouth disease

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:34 | 704 reads

Foot and mouth disease rap

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 744 reads

Grey Day

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:33 | 363 reads

Drink "Up" Now!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:50 | 337 reads

Eric's Ultimate Diet

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 415 reads

BSE song

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 393 reads

Apostrophe Apoplexy

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:33 | 925 reads

Zimbabwean hero

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 416 reads

Xerophyte defeated (Cactus killed)

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:55 | 449 reads

You probably know this

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 529 reads

Violin memories (A Swedish waltz)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 800 reads

Walk in the city (Aberdeen in 1992)

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 694 reads

Trip to S.Africa - the elephant that plays rugby

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:55 | 871 reads

Urghh! The horrors of a vet's life.

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 453 reads

Road to Banff

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 783 reads

Squid (Heart bypass, squid survey)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 796 reads

Paperclip

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 389 reads

Nightmare

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 358 reads

Out of this world (Rave)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 548 reads

Love: zero

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 462 reads

Mozambique

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 400 reads

Journey home

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 363 reads

Kiss (A very short sad poem!)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 3216 reads

Hunt

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 756 reads

I visited Pennan

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 397 reads

Free trade (a personal view of globalisation)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 1026 reads

Greed

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 440 reads

Discord over harmony

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:53 | 386 reads

East Germany (Wandlitz)

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:52 | 443 reads

Beautiful enough

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 414 reads

Carla Johns (Extracts from the biography)

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 404 reads

Amsterdam

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 731 reads

"Disguise" - these guys are worth seeing!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:45 | 429 reads

Well worth the wet!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:28 | 881 reads

Cutting back

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:07 | 658 reads

Wow, they have arrived!

Submitted on April 16, 2005 - 16:43 | 420 reads

Circumcision - a letter to a friend.

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:29 | 437 reads

Bright Future for No Hopers

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:01 | 603 reads

Lovelife lacks spice? Add some Sugar!

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:55 | 686 reads