A left-wing Southern African Francophile Scot living in Edinburgh. I write for a living and play the fiddle, badly, for fun.
My Stories
Part 2. A Mystery: ToeKnee Hears Some Bangs Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 14:42 | 574 reads
Women, concerned about your appearance? Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 08:23 | 2596 reads
The Battle Of The Sexes Beggars Belief. Submitted on May 2, 2006 - 10:39 | 502 reads
Open letter to Bob Geldof Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 14:29 | 569 reads
Burgeoning and pruning Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:40 | 790 reads
Sandy Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 483 reads
Night forests Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 468 reads
Off the rails&;#063; Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 503 reads
Island gloaming Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 470 reads
Faces Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:23 | 512 reads
Evening sky, dawn sea. Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 463 reads
Crane Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:24 | 487 reads
Twin towers Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 12:53 | 581 reads
Sneak Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:41 | 496 reads
Photieman Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:11 | 895 reads
Moon starvation Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:42 | 497 reads
How to make a million quid&;#063; Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:14 | 512 reads
Ire-aq, fox-hunting and hypocrisy Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:34 | 930 reads
Glasgow Peace Demonstration Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 13:12 | 840 reads
Euro - good or bad&;#063; Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:48 | 507 reads
Bombyx mori (silk and the sky) Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:16 | 913 reads
Cracks in the pavement Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:18 | 555 reads
Artists' Aid - conceptual bullsh*t&;#063; Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:21 | 956 reads
Tea with the Devil Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:48 | 537 reads
Ugly truth behind the ugly duckling Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:22 | 525 reads
Steenbok Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:57 | 479 reads
Love and curry (thoughts on happiness) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:08 | 547 reads
Morality and foot and mouth disease Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 06:34 | 800 reads
Foot and mouth disease rap Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 870 reads
Grey Day Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 07:33 | 456 reads
Drink "Up" Now! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:50 | 425 reads
Eric's Ultimate Diet Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 02:09 | 518 reads
BSE song Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:15 | 514 reads
Apostrophe Apoplexy Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:33 | 1198 reads
Zimbabwean hero Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 521 reads
Xerophyte defeated (Cactus killed) Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:55 | 559 reads
You probably know this Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 631 reads
Violin memories (A Swedish waltz) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 898 reads
Walk in the city (Aberdeen in 1992) Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 841 reads
Trip to S.Africa - the elephant that plays rugby Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:55 | 1322 reads
Urghh! The horrors of a vet's life. Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 568 reads
Road to Banff Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 893 reads
Squid (Heart bypass, squid survey) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 939 reads
Paperclip Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 475 reads
Nightmare Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 462 reads
Out of this world (Rave) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 1181 reads
Love: zero Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 568 reads
Mozambique Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 505 reads
Journey home Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 463 reads
Kiss (A very short sad poem!) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 3777 reads
Hunt Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 863 reads
I visited Pennan Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 519 reads
Free trade (a personal view of globalisation) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 1129 reads
Greed Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:02 | 547 reads
Discord over harmony Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:53 | 484 reads
East Germany (Wandlitz) Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:52 | 721 reads
Beautiful enough Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:01 | 513 reads
Carla Johns (Extracts from the biography) Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:00 | 497 reads
Amsterdam Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 23:59 | 854 reads
"Disguise" - these guys are worth seeing! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:45 | 558 reads
Well worth the wet! Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:28 | 1012 reads
Cutting back Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:07 | 774 reads
Wow, they have arrived! Submitted on April 16, 2005 - 16:43 | 620 reads
Circumcision - a letter to a friend. Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:29 | 541 reads
Bright Future for No Hopers Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:01 | 751 reads
Lovelife lacks spice? Add some Sugar! Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:55 | 834 reads
