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I have 15 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 6883 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

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Kelly Bird

My stories

No false modesty here

No false modesty here. Where did they go? My glamour-girl looks? My once golden waterfall of hair Scragged up A Britney trailer trash copy The two-inch roots laid bare

On dating

On Dating Are you solvent? Not that I'm a gold-digger you understand But I can't afford To carry another's debts The price of nappies has gone up (You can thank Mr Cameron for that)

Shoulda wrapped it

You shoulda just wrapped it. This story is as old as time Played out on every soap opera In every Wednesday night living room On every Monday morning chat show So you would think it no drama

Oengus' love-song to Caer

Oengus' love song to Caer Who are you Golden one? That sings to me in dreams Captures my heart With your enchantments Your face With it's ethereal beauty Slips in and out

War-cry of the Morrigan

Battle-Song of the Morrigan Aaaiiiieeeeee!!! And I call my sisters The battle-crow The fury The horse-mother To come to me. Black shadows on the horizon

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