notwierd_gifted

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I have 32 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 28228 times and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Going With It

By notwierd_gifted on Sat, 15 Feb 2014

He knows he's got a lot to learn, Not be like Dan and get himself a perm, Or be like Tony Toon, The poor old Geordie; but looking gaudy. He wants to...
Poem
Certificate U

What Does He Wanna Be?

By notwierd_gifted on Mon, 10 Feb 2014

He doesn't like how it is, Coming out with words; football, like Le Tiss but without the fizz, Just need the music; to try and show he can be the biz...
Poem
Certificate U

He

By notwierd_gifted on Sun, 02 Feb 2014

He survived it; without going in the pit, The days from hell; he never lost it, Except the two days; they were blue days, Anniversary of your death;...
Poem
Certificate U

Animal Jobs

By notwierd_gifted on Fri, 31 Jan 2014

Now Hedgehog Police, they hate going to work, It's difficult for them; to do up a shirt, By the time it's on; there's nothing left, On your way...
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

"Where is he going with this?"

By notwierd_gifted on Tue, 07 Jan 2014

Just like a cricket, Now if you've got a minute. "Where are you going with this? Now don't you dare start taking the piss". Just like a cricket, Now...
Other Non-fiction
Non-fiction
Certificate U

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