Did you hear the one about Ophelia and Hamlet?
'Did ya? Did ya?
It ends in tears.
I’m throwing skulls from a grave!
My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it.
I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it....
‘The criminal isn’t making a fashion statement when he wears Intire Irons around his ankle – they’re simply the most secure bondage available...
There is surely no greater time to be alive than during an election campaign.
Elections are always a rewarding business. Last...
Jed was sleeping in again. He wasn’t there to meet the morning boat, and when I called round his house the lazy scamp was still asleep. It was...
One son, torpid, lounges
swum fluent in books, scrawl fresh brewed
lost in the flurry and hiss.
Tonight Brian and Tina hold hands on the bus home from work. Although they’ve travelled home together every night for eight years, it’s something...
Claire was disappointed that Peter couldn’t make it as it was the first social event she had been invited to since they got together and it would have been nice to have her boyfriend at her side.
She liked the way that sounded “her boyfriend” so she repeated it her head several times.
Unfortunately Peter was going to be working in Abbottsford overseeing production on a location shoot.
Ben couldn’t accompany Olivia either as he was already attending three weddings that day in Shallowfied.