Aspiring author of short stories and one novel so far.
My Stories
There was a murder in my road yesterday Submitted on January 24, 2012 - 22:52 | 55 reads
Okay Commuter (3) Submitted on January 22, 2012 - 12:46 | 39 reads
Okay commuter (2) Submitted on January 22, 2012 - 12:41 | 39 reads
There is a light that never goes out (3) Submitted on January 21, 2012 - 14:30 | 131 reads
There is a light that never goes out (2) Submitted on January 21, 2012 - 13:26 | 45 reads
On the beat Pete (3) Submitted on January 21, 2012 - 11:42 | 43 reads
On the beat Pete (2) Submitted on January 21, 2012 - 00:21 | 24 reads
Ministerial Diary: Day 5 Submitted on January 20, 2012 - 21:46 | 27 reads
Ministerial Diary: Day 4 Submitted on January 20, 2012 - 21:16 | 26 reads
Aren’t firemen lovely Submitted on January 7, 2012 - 13:37 | 39 reads
Back to the old house Submitted on January 5, 2012 - 22:07 | 63 reads
Precautions against tiger attack: Chapter 2 Submitted on January 3, 2012 - 19:47 | 65 reads
My tiger and me Submitted on January 2, 2012 - 11:51 | 59 reads
Ministerial diary Day 3 Submitted on January 2, 2012 - 11:50 | 94 reads
Ministerial diary: Day 2 Submitted on January 2, 2012 - 11:43 | 82 reads
Ministerial Diary: Day 1 Submitted on January 1, 2012 - 22:30 | 100 reads
Precautions against tiger attack: Chapter 1 Submitted on January 1, 2012 - 22:19 | 148 reads
There is a light that never goes out Submitted on January 1, 2012 - 12:40 | 65 reads
I’m not sending any Christmas cards this year Submitted on December 24, 2011 - 16:32 | 93 reads
Miles Green’s dream Submitted on December 18, 2011 - 17:07 | 47 reads
Little Baby Jesus Submitted on December 18, 2011 - 15:56 | 62 reads
On the beat Pete Submitted on December 18, 2011 - 15:51 | 89 reads
St George Submitted on December 11, 2011 - 21:49 | 68 reads
Turd in a white wine sauce Submitted on November 13, 2011 - 14:33 | 224 reads
Six degrees of separation (IP) Submitted on November 12, 2011 - 19:30 | 88 reads
Escape from Stalag 42B Submitted on October 29, 2011 - 10:48 | 131 reads
The wedding Submitted on October 15, 2011 - 14:10 | 278 reads
Oblong alphabet Submitted on October 14, 2011 - 18:41 | 148 reads
Freeville Submitted on October 9, 2011 - 11:44 | 214 reads
The Census Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 19:16 | 187 reads
The Human Rights Cat Submitted on October 8, 2011 - 12:05 | 177 reads
Life’s little lotteries Submitted on October 5, 2011 - 21:19 | 163 reads
The end of the civilised world Submitted on October 5, 2011 - 20:46 | 172 reads
The freedom short story competition Submitted on September 27, 2011 - 17:57 | 158 reads
Clocks Submitted on September 26, 2011 - 21:18 | 102 reads
The goat happiness man Submitted on September 13, 2011 - 21:48 | 384 reads
Reincarnation or heaven Submitted on September 9, 2011 - 22:24 | 246 reads
Café Boris (Part 1) Submitted on September 7, 2011 - 21:41 | 189 reads
An ABC Tale Submitted on September 6, 2011 - 21:11 | 374 reads
The lonely sock Submitted on August 24, 2011 - 12:15 | 285 reads
The raid on the zoo Submitted on August 21, 2011 - 11:00 | 143 reads
The Machine of Death Submitted on August 16, 2011 - 20:24 | 152 reads
Posing Naked Submitted on August 6, 2011 - 17:22 | 474 reads
The MMR vaccine Submitted on August 5, 2011 - 18:42 | 172 reads
The evil Terrence Oblong Submitted on July 26, 2011 - 21:33 | 269 reads
Someone on ABC Tales is trying to kill me Submitted on July 17, 2011 - 19:31 | 244 reads
The cottage in winter Submitted on June 19, 2011 - 00:45 | 156 reads
Let's start again Submitted on June 18, 2011 - 22:14 | 219 reads
The other Terrence Oblong Submitted on June 12, 2011 - 12:07 | 243 reads
Liberty Prison Submitted on June 5, 2011 - 14:23 | 253 reads
In the room Submitted on June 2, 2011 - 19:58 | 167 reads
I am the white rabbit in the moon Submitted on May 23, 2011 - 20:04 | 204 reads
The day the Thames froze over Submitted on May 13, 2011 - 18:40 | 261 reads
Let's start again short story competition Submitted on May 8, 2011 - 14:41 | 598 reads
The Lexington Avenue Job Submitted on April 29, 2011 - 10:42 | 278 reads
I vomit every day Submitted on April 28, 2011 - 21:31 | 659 reads
The return of Voyager 1256 Submitted on April 19, 2011 - 15:05 | 270 reads
Out of body experience Submitted on April 19, 2011 - 10:36 | 185 reads
The international speed writing competition Submitted on April 17, 2011 - 20:25 | 527 reads
You is sinner Submitted on April 15, 2011 - 22:22 | 327 reads
The obsession short story competition Submitted on April 9, 2011 - 08:18 | 568 reads
That chair Submitted on April 2, 2011 - 17:45 | 230 reads
Jurgen Klinsmann is not dissolvable in water Submitted on April 2, 2011 - 16:38 | 404 reads
Panic Submitted on March 26, 2011 - 19:12 | 738 reads
Where's the goat? Submitted on March 26, 2011 - 14:42 | 309 reads
The Money Short Story Competition Submitted on March 22, 2011 - 21:22 | 445 reads
the new war Submitted on March 19, 2011 - 00:27 | 317 reads
Fly on da wall Submitted on March 17, 2011 - 21:16 | 211 reads
Okay commuter Submitted on March 13, 2011 - 11:56 | 251 reads
Tigger Submitted on March 13, 2011 - 11:55 | 362 reads
School trip to Auschwitz Submitted on February 20, 2011 - 19:46 | 256 reads
According to our records Submitted on February 19, 2011 - 12:57 | 251 reads
Cup Final Submitted on February 19, 2011 - 11:50 | 198 reads
The Valentines Day dinner Submitted on February 6, 2011 - 20:51 | 415 reads
Christ on a duck Submitted on February 4, 2011 - 21:31 | 187 reads
Gap Submitted on February 4, 2011 - 21:14 | 378 reads
F*ck Submitted on February 4, 2011 - 21:12 | 217 reads
The ghost hunter Submitted on January 30, 2011 - 15:56 | 319 reads
The ghost room Submitted on January 30, 2011 - 15:54 | 333 reads
Spelunking Submitted on January 29, 2011 - 18:03 | 490 reads
Granny and the ghost Submitted on January 29, 2011 - 12:57 | 330 reads
Direct line to god (IP) Submitted on January 16, 2011 - 17:38 | 600 reads
The day I met God Submitted on January 15, 2011 - 09:26 | 276 reads
Monkey man Submitted on January 15, 2011 - 09:24 | 207 reads
Journeys you should and shouldn't make Submitted on January 14, 2011 - 10:01 | 216 reads
Lucky numbers Submitted on January 13, 2011 - 13:30 | 392 reads
The Falklands War (1) Submitted on January 13, 2011 - 13:25 | 383 reads
Hero de la resistance Submitted on January 13, 2011 - 13:04 | 368 reads
Redundant Submitted on January 8, 2011 - 10:15 | 244 reads
Checks Submitted on January 8, 2011 - 10:13 | 255 reads
Numbers (the ultimate sensory experience) Submitted on January 5, 2011 - 12:00 | 200 reads
Number 5 Submitted on January 5, 2011 - 11:56 | 229 reads
The Trojans Submitted on January 3, 2011 - 22:23 | 242 reads
The austerity statue Submitted on January 3, 2011 - 01:45 | 290 reads
The not elected manifesto Submitted on January 2, 2011 - 22:46 | 332 reads
Liberty Prison Submitted on January 2, 2011 - 18:26 | 434 reads
The monster turkey Submitted on December 23, 2010 - 16:41 | 330 reads
Christmas presents Submitted on December 23, 2010 - 16:36 | 223 reads
Clog against Clegg Submitted on December 4, 2010 - 13:14 | 424 reads
Hot Metal Submitted on December 2, 2010 - 15:52 | 287 reads
Hearts and arses Submitted on November 14, 2010 - 12:50 | 321 reads
Her daily excursion Submitted on November 7, 2010 - 14:48 | 331 reads
Grandad's literary masterpiece Submitted on November 6, 2010 - 13:03 | 210 reads
The books in the Window Submitted on November 6, 2010 - 13:02 | 228 reads
Mushroom risotto Submitted on November 6, 2010 - 13:01 | 248 reads
A night in the old well (200 words) Submitted on November 5, 2010 - 16:11 | 243 reads
Mask Submitted on November 4, 2010 - 15:44 | 252 reads
The importance of good signage Submitted on November 4, 2010 - 15:43 | 315 reads
The UnSleep - Chapter 1 Submitted on November 4, 2010 - 15:42 | 355 reads
Our future (200 words) Submitted on November 3, 2010 - 12:28 | 257 reads
Out of body experience Submitted on October 26, 2010 - 19:34 | 400 reads
Levitation lessons Submitted on October 23, 2010 - 10:13 | 596 reads
Rubber chicken Submitted on September 5, 2010 - 13:06 | 550 reads
The park bench social club Submitted on September 5, 2010 - 13:01 | 347 reads
The Mind/Body Experiment Submitted on September 4, 2010 - 10:22 | 325 reads
Goldilocks and the three beers (IP) Submitted on August 27, 2010 - 13:23 | 533 reads
Peter Brumby Submitted on August 25, 2010 - 12:03 | 287 reads
Phantom Limb Submitted on August 15, 2010 - 13:19 | 310 reads
You Submitted on August 7, 2010 - 14:15 | 432 reads
Brian Wilson was ten years old: Chapter 1 Submitted on July 26, 2010 - 08:23 | 266 reads
Gods Submitted on July 18, 2010 - 12:14 | 361 reads
Seven Pence Piece Submitted on July 17, 2010 - 13:54 | 340 reads
There's an elephant in the way Submitted on July 17, 2010 - 13:52 | 363 reads
Farts Submitted on June 27, 2010 - 13:17 | 599 reads
Industrial Processed Nutrition Submitted on May 16, 2010 - 13:14 | 325 reads
Ears Submitted on May 16, 2010 - 13:12 | 305 reads
The continuing appeal of Tombo Harrison Submitted on May 1, 2010 - 12:42 | 732 reads
Democracity Submitted on May 1, 2010 - 12:41 | 621 reads
Meet you at the elephant at 3.00 Submitted on February 28, 2010 - 13:55 | 376 reads
The well in the garden Submitted on February 28, 2010 - 13:52 | 387 reads
Slight Submitted on February 28, 2010 - 13:39 | 373 reads
This penguin can dance Submitted on February 14, 2010 - 13:35 | 350 reads
Precautions taken for the prevention of tiger attack Submitted on February 13, 2010 - 11:37 | 1340 reads
I don't even have a name Submitted on February 1, 2010 - 12:13 | 412 reads
My man in the moon Submitted on January 31, 2010 - 13:37 | 351 reads
Is it you or is it me? Submitted on January 30, 2010 - 10:01 | 354 reads
Billie Ritchie Submitted on January 30, 2010 - 09:59 | 636 reads
Bad News Submitted on January 30, 2010 - 09:55 | 425 reads
Spoon Submitted on January 29, 2010 - 18:23 | 519 reads
Wellies Submitted on January 29, 2010 - 18:21 | 575 reads
I don't want a cherry Submitted on January 14, 2010 - 09:19 | 431 reads
Up mountains Submitted on December 30, 2009 - 08:45 | 417 reads
A pink toothbrush Submitted on December 30, 2009 - 08:42 | 574 reads
Bus Stop Submitted on December 23, 2009 - 12:42 | 539 reads
The Phone Rang Submitted on December 16, 2009 - 19:24 | 927 reads
The Devil and Mr Alabanti's Right Foot Submitted on December 16, 2009 - 15:25 | 386 reads
Hiccups (8) - Symptoms 12 to 14 Submitted on November 24, 2009 - 20:26 | 390 reads
Hiccups (7) - Symptoms 10 to 11 Submitted on November 24, 2009 - 20:20 | 396 reads
Hiccups (5) - Symptoms 5 to 8 Submitted on November 22, 2009 - 12:36 | 457 reads
Hiccups (4) - Sypmtom 4 - extra time Submitted on November 22, 2009 - 12:32 | 435 reads
Hiccups (3) - Symptoms 1 to 3 Submitted on November 21, 2009 - 22:10 | 497 reads
Hiccups (2) - cures 8 to 16 Submitted on November 21, 2009 - 22:06 | 530 reads
Hiccups (1) - The cures, 1 to 7 Submitted on November 21, 2009 - 21:42 | 891 reads
The key Submitted on November 17, 2009 - 21:43 | 390 reads
Smells and Bells Submitted on November 14, 2009 - 20:30 | 595 reads
All of my clothes are like vegetables Submitted on November 12, 2009 - 20:17 | 519 reads
This is Kelly, 3.00 a.m. Submitted on November 8, 2009 - 23:55 | 840 reads
Life’s little elephants Submitted on November 5, 2009 - 22:35 | 470 reads
She paints me naked Submitted on November 5, 2009 - 22:28 | 602 reads
Getting Fat Submitted on October 30, 2009 - 20:41 | 557 reads
Getting Fat Submitted on October 30, 2009 - 20:39 | 493 reads
Smoke Submitted on October 30, 2009 - 20:37 | 404 reads
The Cat’s Letter Submitted on October 29, 2009 - 23:33 | 414 reads
Funeral Submitted on October 25, 2009 - 14:36 | 519 reads
Splat Submitted on October 25, 2009 - 14:34 | 531 reads
Wild Orchid Rage Submitted on October 25, 2009 - 13:12 | 421 reads
