Mistakes aren't always fun IP

If I were to list all my mistakes and especially those I regret doing then I would reveal some very bad sides of my personality.
So I won’t do that. I may be a very confessional person but there is after all a limit to how much I want to expose myself.
So I thought I might rattle off a few mistakes that have been made in my life: (this is dead serious and not funny at all-I have temporarily lost my sense of humour)
1. I wasn’t born a boy- throughout my childhood I wished I was a boy- hence I was very tomboyish- often used to get into fights with other girls and of course boys. On my first day at school, age 5, I got into a fight with the most dominating girl in the class- nails (I bit mine), tugging hair and rolling around in the dirt.
2.I would have chosen my parents myself- some who didn’t neglect me with fatal consequences later on in my life
3. I would have chosen to have my grandparents in the same country as I lived. I never got to know them and enjoy having elderly people around with all it entails.
4.I wouldn’t have let my parents decide so much for me
5. I would like to have been more headstrong and not so vague in my decisions as a teenager
6.I would like to have grown up with punk
7. I wouldn’t have been a daydreamer but have my feet planted more firmly on the ground
8. I would have kept my connection to the work force
9.I would like to have had a tighter grip on life
10. I wouldn’t be so honest about myself. It is a very self-conscious trait and people tend to get bored when someone talks about themselves all the time.