Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

'Back, sack and crack?'
'Beg your pardon?'
'It's an all-in-one treatment which involves-'
'I don't think I want to know. Could you please point me in the direction of the scantily-clad Swedish masseurs?'
'We don't have any of those, but we do have butch, scary, Austrian masseurs with names like Helga.'
'That will have to do.'
Larry and Mick spent the day getting massaged by butch, scary, Austrian ladies with names like Helga.

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