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Journal 3rd October

I do like to think he ran a wee bit faster, knowing he is loved though. From afar.

Journal 1st-2nd October

From chaos comes intention.

ENJOY THE VIOLENCE

Light-hearted poem.

Overheard 11/10/2005 10.43am

Overheard 11/10/2005 10.43am I need some gash i need some pussy man he said after kissing his teeth at the information screen with no information he repeated himself as he paced around the North London station

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

- Hey, Bill... > Yes, Charlie? - What's that, coming over the hill? > Strewth! - Is it what I think it is, Bill? > What do you think it is, Charlie?

Letter to My Creditors

I have stale pieces of bread I can offer as terms of repayment and yesterday I found a half-eaten rodent of some size

Declaring I'm Going to Have an Accident

Go on, tell me, is it me? Am I the one to blame? Is it my fault? All my fault? What am I talking about? I'll tell you what I'm talking about. Well, it's em...when I'm walking along the pavement and someone walking in the other direction doesn't move out the way. I mean, it's always me who has to move out the way apparently. I ask you. Is that fair? Is that why I go out to work every morning? Is that why I pay my council tax?

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon - Part One

Based on factual evidence from - "Seventh Wonder discovered in inner city area of Midlands town." - A research document in exploration. Dr A Caddy/ Dr. Harris.

COMMUNICATION

"Why don't you call round and see me?"

Sarah and Trudy

"I wanted to go shopping today, said Trudy, staring at the ceiling. Sarah shifted in her chair, raising an eyebrow. "Yes, shopping, continued Trudy, "in a huge mall with every shop you could ever think of. With jewellery and hats and monkeys. If you wanted a monkey, that is.

Angela

It was too early to say whether Angela would be beautiful, even when most of her bandages had been removed and she had exclaimed about the novelty flatness of her stomach. She was still on a liquid diet, unable to exercise or start an eating regime with her designated personal trainer. She could wait, though. To look like she was gonna look, she could wait for years if she needed to. Buddy, it's taken long enough to get here.

Sudoku Salad

Crispy!

Under or Over?

Am I the only person in the world who prefers to have his toilet rolls served over-arm, rather than under-arm?

Perspective from the Deep Blue

The sun set, casting a shimmering reflection of silver across the water. Gentle waves rolled across the sand and were playfully dragged back by the ocean, desperate to play again. Each sigh of enjoyment from the water rode across on the wind towards the tall palm trees which stood fifty feet from the surf, catching the sound with the soft, absorbing embrace of their hanging leaves. A great turtle, 4 feet long from head to tail, drags itself back towards the warm water, a small mound of freshly churned sand lying a few feet behind it. The surface covered over one hundred white eggs, each one a slimy, round possibility of perfection, and would be ready to hatch in two months.
Cherry

Le Chat Noir

It was that fateful afternoon that the exclusively black cat named - 'Puddy' as a ridiculous nametag betrayed, made its entrance into my life. Cuddly moniker aside the beast had an almost ethereal presence. With its fierce emerald eyes resonating eerie intensity and black outline of exquisite proportions, it was certainly 'otherworldly.' It is said that the ancient Egyptians ascribed to the cat a god like status and 'Puddy' with his sleek graces and his regal manifestation was the living illustration that this was not misplaced.

Urbanscape

Cutting splinters of the winter sun, Streak over the spires, Disowned like bits of ship-wreck In the urban sea.

The Kindness of Ravens

Outside the window dusk settled on the huge monolithic building that made up this part of the hospitals complex. On the other side of the brook was a blackened tree, as I squinted I could make out four ominous shape's ' crows or worse still Ravens I feared. The bird of ill omen sent perhaps in warning or punishment.
Cherry

24th-25th Sept

"Sure. I hear myself say. She's skinny and gorgeous and he's in love with her is what I'm thinking. But that's not what I say. What else, but "Sure.
Cherry

Journal 26th Sept

Regret. People say they have no regrets. I think they are in denial. How do you learn if you have no regrets? How do you change? How do you get it right the next time? How do you progress? How do you get happy? If you have no regrets, you've just stopped feeling your feelings, you've stopped aiming, stopped trying, you're avoiding.
Cherry

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

'Hey Larry, guess what!' 'What?' 'I've just found that rocket we built all those years ago!' '"We?' 'I helped with the colour scheme.' 'Hmm.' 'Well anyway, curious thing... I was just in Dr. Cherrybalti's earlier, getting my toenails clipped...' 'Dr. Cherrybalti, the veterinary surgeon?' 'Yes.' 'Carry on.'

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