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Bad Pub Guide
At The Rat and Parrot I lied When I said I'd never cheated And you repeated the same old shit.
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For the sake of a Wet Wipe
Susan didn't stir. She was oblivious to the impending confessional that Nina was mentally unhinged and that a dog was about to ruin the road trip they had planned for so long because there was a possibility it had touched her indirectly through the method of couch infestation.
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- 460 reads
national novel writing month (chapter two, unedited- for a 50,000 word novel written in one month
Chapter Two Ms Carpenter "Ms Carpenter Joe exclaimed, happily as he entered the reception area, to be greeted by a satisfying scowl, satisfying for him that is. Ms Carpenter got up, picked up her rather large level arch file, and followed him into the interview room.
WONDERFUL TOUCH
He tells her where to move it.
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National novel writing month (first chapter, no edits i have to bung this out very quickly)
He had been on autopilot until that first drag. Usually his first thought was "I must really give up fucking smoking
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Now that I am
A bit of truth, or so I think
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Bright Fame, Dark Life: Chapter 2
We celebrated Christmas by wandering the streets of an unfamiliar town, staring through windows at families opening presents, eating turkey, laughing and chattering. There wasn't much laughter for us that Christmas.
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The Door
"I wasn't entirely sure WHAT it was..."
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- 522 reads
LONELY ROOM
She imagines his warmth spreading through her.
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"in the back garden of Sahib"
inside the circle we do stand...
No Calico Jack
Lyrics. Including links to hi and lo-bitrate versions of the song.
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Those girls like electrical currents
A wierd sort of half poem. Sort of a monologue to a jealous girlfriend from a cruel boyfriend. hard to tell which one is worse. 'What do they mean to you - those girls like electrical currents?' I had to take you away to the other side of the bar, to hold your hand when I didn't want to because you were too much,
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Cornice
The scalloped edges of cakes made her feel like marzipan, unpopular and old. At wine lunches she found ways to make parcels of chicken and goats cheese disappear faster than sick stains off the back of a cistern.
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- 1954 reads
Sugar, Oh Honey, Honey
Sugar and honey are both sweet but while one is deleterious to health the other is good.
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Nothing much about nothing
After around thirty seconds or so of this bleak silence the phone startled into life, seeming almost more shocked that it was ringing than Sam was. He casually reached for the reciever knowing it could only be one of three people: His mother, who Sam would have put money on, seeing as it was his birthday and she'd no doubt been waiting since about half past eight to call him at a suibtable time; His old college friend Tully, who called every now and again, simply to prove his own personal statement that he'd 'Keep in touch with everyone!'; or his boss, a rather plump man who would no doubt be calling to ask if Sam could cover a shift, probably so that the afore mentioned plump Albert Sturrock could race over to his mistress' house as fast as his small little red legs could go.
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- 512 reads
My Lily
Let me just say that Lily's the water I cup in my hands to drink - but in it I sink and drown, it's her say, if I'm dust or clay
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- 659 reads
WPC Ayn. tell me why
You pull me over like a blanket...asking me to speed it up
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- 710 reads
"Always Be There"
"I'll always be there for you¦" laughter to the lonely, that whisper to my ears. The pledge was his, I knew Mushiest line on a sunny day...
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- 485 reads
All the Pretty Faces
what if i dont want a pretty face?
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