Born To Be Ordinary

I am an ordinary, average kind of guy. Asked to describe myself I guess I would say I was nice. A nice, normal guy in an ordinary, average sort of way. Except for an unfortunate juvenile habit of keeping small animals and reptiles imprisoned in cages and aquariums. I've always been a nice guy .And I've always been pretty ordinary, nothing special. When I was a kid I was junior so-so. Junior so-so, who grew up to be Mr. Not-so-bad. No special talents(except music),no secret sins. Other men have always liked me. Women have always found me both attractive sympathetic.
Mother (with the occasional exception fo my own) have always been loved me. Father (including both of my own) have always been fond of me. Except that I can't starve, look kiwis in a slightly sinister way, and have an allergy to alcohol and cigarette, I've always been what you might call an all-Chinese boy.
Yeah! that's me in kindergarten, sitting in the middle of row saying"cheese".That's me with my little "Ping-Pong" team, fifth from the end smiling right at the camera.
That's me, standing at the back of the grocery store in Beijing. a white shirt and old sneaker, my hair not too long and not too short (I hated to go to hairdresser), My clothes neither too stylish nor too schlumpy.
And, let me see......
When the police question you about who else was on the subway platform at the time of the robbery, I'm the guy you can't remember.
"Hey, I think there was some one else there" you say "some guy over by the cook machine, but I can't really remember him, He was sort of average, I guess. No I'm not sure what he looked like, just average, I guess. I'm not sure, I think he must have gotten on the local.''
When your friends ask you who you met at dinner I'm the one whose name keeps slipping your mind "He was a nice guy." you say "sort of......kind of......not unattractive......not stupid or something......Jesus! I wish I could remember his name.".
Haa, it happens quite often.
And one day I might see you somewhere, and you walk on past without knowing I'm there, I might ask you if you know Charlesd and make a friend with you, you might think I am a really random guy. But I'd like to tell you that 'Life can be tasteless but sweetness between friends'.

By Charlesdg
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