The nations’ of tomorrow

The nations’ of tomorrow

BY: J.C.TAKU

GOLDENMIND

Author’s note

Since I so afraid that this my manuscript will not survive because of my absolute lack of money to get it publish, I hope you could be of a great help to help me fund the publication , I have equally spend a lot of energy on it I don’t want it to be wasted the way the world waste her energy , writing too fall under creativity , I bet you guys my mom if you invest in this in the long run you will never regret

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The nation of tomorrow

(Land Controversy and peace Formula in the countryside)

Central character: Buyer
(Silence)

BUYER
I am going to work on the piece
Of land I told you, I bought. If that slice of land is not mine then I’m a king without a kingdom. It is of great insanity to have the World Bank in the world without a unique world currency, tomorrow can’t be seen through a mirror or even through a magnifying glass but one day the world will become a happy hunting ground, I am sorry.

WIFE
Which, I cannot remember that. For those who will leave twice long to see it, half of my life is over. If politics is always kept cleaner nations will flourish peacefully and economically. If every generations endeavor to hang behind a magnificent legacy to their posterity…

BUYER
Oh you women are shortsighted. If I were
Dead, that would have been the end. Oh I am a shepherd of dying sheep. I had a great dad…I choose to suffer on earth because I don’t wish to loose the great pleasure behind sufferings but I wish to take the pleasure behind suffering on earth. If laziness is a voluntary act to others then hard work is an involuntary act to me. My G.mom never dreamt of getting married to man who still wet bed but it happen! Send that child away I don’t want her to be hanging on every word that flung out of my lips. If women were giving the slightest chance to ask men hand in marry, there won’t have been even a half-bachelor left unmarried on the face of the earth.

WIFE
Okay, that at the road junction? Thunder has got nothing to do with a dumb, if you ran out of intelligent you will mess up your whole life on your bended knees. I some times feel so jealous when you speak so high of your father, If I lend you my dad for a second you will kill all the dads in the world, my parents were reptiles! I cry all nights while other are purring. You are Christ like!

BUYER
You have now come back to your life. I am just waiting for the day GLADY will finish to prove that I wasn’t just the kind of man that was meant for her and I will quick her with tears and she will quick Me with a smile… Perfidious parents are merely orgasm monger, my dad too, had drank alcohol twice there seize of Mississippi river but at age seventy he was still thirsty as a bunch of Tuskers which has fumbled into the heart of Sahara desert for seven decades. Without love, doting and fondle women are vegetables!

WIFE
And without astuteness and pundit men too follow… Eat something before you go, since there are elephant stocks there, they require a lot of energy. The human mind is not a den for storing of hatred, it is not a hatchery for state-lifting, and it is not a big pond of trash taking but is the paternity of intrinsic concepts with the flaming desire of babysitting the world’s childish-economy.

BUYER
You are right; nurturing is the future den of filial piety! He who can do without money is a corps, the fact that monkeys do climb all their lives does not mean lions won’t dine on them. For our daughter, she has gone to school for two decades of her life but she is as empty like classrooms after school hours. When I am hungry I can eat a dozen of Blue Whales for breakfast.

WIFE
The food is set on the table. When I am hungry I can eat a horse or dine on cockroaches worth a million dollars To be born and live in a nation where intelligence is being trample upon is like swallowing a sad version of food, the world is rule by purposeless riches and purposeless poverty but if place all they earthlings in a quarter of a maximum way of life happiness will returned to the face of man and the earth.

BUYER
Bring some. Your food is tasty today! If you don’t save enough money, you being unkind to future, sorrow, tears and problems will go on for life as you are sweating your way through your last walks like avalanche.

WIFE
As if it is not usual. If you eat a lot,
You can’t work well.

BUYER
See you in the afternoon.

WIFE
Bring home a lot of snails. I won’t despair in my present difficulties if you despise me, oh no, I will despair in my present difficulties if you despise me.

BUYER
I hope the children have put the power Chainsawer in there car. When I was young I had a job that I was asked to count stairs to stay awake and draining mosquitoes make away with my blood on daily bases and their leftovers rewarded the rest of my blood with a pond of new deal plasmodium’s that sent a shockwave all over my body. My generation new nothing about writing than mere aids and aid seekers and for us to flourish the youths must scorn at becoming vegetables. It seem as if in this world in other to be a guest of honour you most be in a gorgeous job, we must work for the progress of our nation by super-avoiding the mistakes of yesterday, today and tomorrow. To work at night is not a luxury but a sacrificed.

WIFE
Everything is intact. What will happen if an atomic bomb is drop at the mouth of an erupting mountain?

BUYER
When my parents first got married, their love was going well and coveting just for a while, after their honeymoon, their marriage became like an atomic bomb dropped at the mouth of an erupting mountain. Thank God I have live long to see what happened when an atomic bomb is dropped at the mouth of an erupting mountain, you can’t imagine, for close to three and a half decades of my life I have never seen my parents saying Good morning to each other…

(Sound from Chain-saw)

PALM OWNER
Don’t fell any palm, they don’t
Belong to you!

BUYER
Are you really normal or out of our senses?
You just pop in from nowhere and start
Commanding me on my land I bought with my
Money.

PALM OWNER
I’ve hid the saw. I will see how you will
Destroy what is not yours. Even if you bought it will bear covers or with the World Bank that are none of my business…

BUYER
I don’t know you and if I wish to flex my
Muscles with you, the hospital will surely
Remain your future (entire) home!

PALM OWNER
On my property, that cannot happen
In broad daylight! There was once a party that the trees were eating with spoons and the folks were dining with their roots.

PASSERBY
You men should stop arguing

BUYER
If people have had a bad hunting trip, they
Shouldn’t run their mouth in what doesn’t
Concern them.

PASSERBY
To whom are you saying this rubbish?

(Dog’s barking)

BUYER
To you, what can you do to me?
With your den gun and skeletal market dogs!

PASSERBY
Look at both men, I am a member of the
Countryside local council and a noble of
This land

BUYER
I am sorry, it was through anger that I insulted
You sir. I have just bought this land at the
Expense of my children’s school fees and we
All supposed to grow legumes this season so we
Can raise a heavy sum of money for school
Next year.

ROCKSOWNER
Don’t touch any stone there.
It doesn’t belong to any of you guys.

COUNCILLOR
If I call you any name, just accept.
This is going abstract. I don’t
Understand the meaning of this you
Guys are stimulating my adrenaline level!
Before I get on my nerves, all of us must
Have disappeared else I will use my power
Saw on you instead of the palms and none of you folks will nerves enough to stand a panther.

COUNCILLOR
Buyer, are you an indigene of this place?

BUYER
Why all these questions?

COUNCILLOR
Yes or no?

BUYER
No.

(Silence)

COUNCILLOR
I now understand where the
Complication lies

BUYER
Where! Where!

COUNCILLOR
Why are you in a haste Buyer?
Are rocks and palm owners are
You natives of this vicinity?

BOTH
Yes! Yes!

COUNCILLOR
The first law of passion or
Fragmentation of land in this
Locality states that “Three or
More persons can own different
Things in a single land”

BUYER

By law, if you own the land,
You automatically own any
Ancestry things on the land.

COUNCILLOR
This is the jungle law!

ROCKSOWNER
I hope there is something wrong
With you. How can you called what
Has been passed down by my dad
Minor things? This will not end here!

COUNCILLOR
You this land buyer, you are talking
As if you don’t even have customs in
Your place of origin

BUYER
We have but not as vexed as this!

COUNCILLOR
You this land Buyer, you are the
Most affected because of your
Plantation project, you have to pass
Tomorrow at the local council hall and
Report your case and we help you out.

BUYER
Expect it done just as you said.

ROCKOWNER
We will see who is who.

BUYER
Both of you, I will make sure
That this Stone Age custom is buried
Beyond the grave and will also prove
To you my capacity as a wealth man
Or as a professional rich man.

COUNCILLOR
You guys should stop this.
You are not cats and dogs.

WIFE
I guess you are tired; there is
Water in the bathroom for you.

BUYER
Don’t bother yourself. I need to
Get a cool head.

WIFE
But you cannot spend the whole
Day in the farm and sleep with out
Bathing. Why are you so disturbed?
You are back after dark! I guess
Something has happened!

BUYER
It is good you realized it
, you cannot imagine where
Else in the world one will own
Land and others will own the
Palms and stones!

WIFE
Even in ancient history I have never
Come across this but something need
To be done immediately.

BUYER
Tomorrow I am living very early to see
The highest authorities of the land for an
End to this barbaric event.

WIFE
That is a bold step, this countryside most
Revamp its laws to suit the changing World!

BUYER
I wish to see the head of the local council.

REGISTER
Can I help you?

BUYER
Yes.

REGISTRAL
Go on!

BUYER
I bought a plot and I don’t have authority
Over stones and other things on it.

REGISTRAL
Oh that is unjudgable in this locality but if you
Wish to waste your money And time then I
Will help you waste it.

BUYER
This is the money .I will proof
To the world that the
Tail of the lion has been twisted.

REGISTRAL
Take this summon and
Give to the person who
Sold you the land...

BUYER
I don’t have a problem with him!

REGISTRAL
We have to trace your case from him and
It’s involved three persons all of you
Should be
Here on this stipulated date.

BUYER
I will make sure I bring civilization to this place!

REGISTRAL
Farwell towards your intuitions!

(SPEECH)

COUNCILOR
Why is the hall full today chief whip?

CHIEFWHIP
It is composed of tourists, who are rambling,
They said they went to see the Waterfall and on their
Back they heard of this complex verdict and wish to be
A Living witness so that they can take the story back home.

COUNCILLOR
To be frank! That is smuggling of our values
And we have to tax them for that.

REGISTRAL
Case number this between x and y.

CHIEFWHIP
Absence and they are suppose to be
Fine for taking the law to their hand.

REGISTRAL
Case number 11/30 BETWEEN
SELLER, BUYER, ROCKS and
Palms Owner.

CHIEFWHIP
All present Sir and all of you should take
Your respective positions.

GISTRAL
The first face is between the seller and the buyer.

COUNCILLOR
When you bought this land, did the seller
Told you that people who own
Palms and stones are some of your neighbors?

BUYER
No Sir.

COUNCILLOR
Why didn’t you seller? Are you guilty or not?

SELLER
To some extend not.

COUNCILLOR
That is narrowing of the law and you can be
Charged for.

SELLER
Guilty without objecting.

COUNCILLOR
Go on.

SELLER
This is not the right owner of the palms my dad
Passed down the land with me, so the right owner
Sold his palms without my concern and
This is why it is vice versa.

COUNCILLOR
If the real owner took the law in to his hands
You too have to do that?

SELLER
Except you are misinform, this is what have been
Going on several generation before this our own have
Been conceive and we have been managing it well,
Where the problem lied is the incessant willingness of
Foreigners to buy land here

COUNCILLOR
If both men agreed to sell their belongings,
Will you pay for it BUYER?

PALMOWNER
Don’t even waste your time! Those palms are the
Only things my dad passed to me even with a lot of cabbage I won’t sell.

COUNCILLOR Rock owner what about you?

ROCKOWNER
I swear to my dad if I sold his lo
nely asset I going
To rush mad! Or I follow him to the grave.

COUNCILLOR
Chief Judge what is your opinion?

CHIEFJUDGE
I have to prospond this verdict until the HELM is back.

BUYER
Precisely when, because the is need for me to continue with
My project.

CHIEFJUDGE
Nobody has the land now until the
HELM passes the final verdict
And the Chief whip has to pass and place a local injunction
(Embargo) on the disputed spot.

CHIEFWHIP
Who is responsible for my fuel money?

CHIEFJUDGE
He who fired there case.

BUYER
I can not!

TOURISTHEAD
Don’t worry, what is the cost?

CHIEFWHIP
Close to two US Dollars.

CHIEFWHIP
I am very grateful.

TOURISTHEAD
Don’t mention. How will I get to know when the
HELM is around
Where there exist no phone installations.

CHIEFJUDGE
We will send the message through drums.

TOURISTHEAD
Oh that is interesting but none of us know how to interpret it.

CHIEFJUDGE
On that day we will send the chief whip.

TOURISTHEAD
That looks like a good favor but will be a happy man if I can
Learn how to transmit and interpret message through drums.

CHIEFJUDGE
There exists a specialist for that.

TOURISTHEAD
How much is the tuition?

CHIEFJUDGE
It is not a school! We do it here for free, we
Want no child to ignore our values because of
Token (coin) barriers.

TOURISTHEAH
That is incredible; I will be trough it in the course
Of staying here.

CHIEFJUDGE
See you next time.

TOURISTHEAD
Thanks.

FEMALETOURIST
We are working on program! So we have to prospone
Our journey in the expense of this verdict.

TOURISTHEAD
That is true but this is an important
Event, we cannot afford to miss
If we can reach home with full
Mastering of this verdict; WE WILL
MAKE BOOKS. HUGE NAMES, MONEY and our trip will be
Enrich with what wasn’t our main aim of rambling!

FEMALETOURIST
We didn’t budget for all this extra expense.

TOURISTHEAD
That is very true. If our head Office
Back home is inform that we
Are delay because we wish to enrich
Our research department, they
Will send us more money.

TEASURER
That is a brilliant idea but what we
Have to do is to communicate to
They but they cell phones are not
Receiving except we go back to
The mountains.

TOURISTHEAD
This is last resort; a note
Through the post is enough!

FEMALEHEAD
You know how long it delays on the way?

TRESURER
Nothing bad if it can take one and a half week,
Our allowances will cover the duration of staying
And waiting for the above date.

FEMALETOURIST
There are no hotels in this place!

TRESURER
Have inquire why in hall, the way
We are going to pass two weeks
Here only God alone knows

TOURISTHEAD
Perseverance is the ultimate
Choice in the tropics.

FEMALETOURIST
The food we have cannot keep us here that long. Except you bear in mind that you were born in the temperate and rise in the tropics before you can trundle on.

TOURISTHEAD
I am sure we took some training on
How to rely on tropical
Food in times of food shortage,
Which was our last training course?

TRESURER
HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW TO PAST THE NIGHT

Touristhead
Where!

TRESURER
Let’s go to the chief palace,
I once read from a novel that tropical
Dwellers very hospitable especially their
HELMS.

TOURISHEAD
Good morning everybody,
I hope you guys slept well! Africans are very hospitable but African hospitals may never be hospitable places.

FEMALETOURIST
That wasn’t okay.

TOURISTHEAD
What happen?

FEMALETOURIST
Mosquitoes almost drained my blood!

TOUISTHEAD
What about the night
Watch who slept outside?

FEMALE TOURIST
His case is different; longitivity
Is an adaptation against pest?
My body is entirely dotted with
Just a week spent here! I
Grappled to kill one by each to no avail,
It is only towards
Done that I recollected my sleep!

TOURISTHEAD
We have to send for a spray or a net!

TREASURER
It is just now that I remember that
I saw you putting nets in the car boot.

KIDTOURIST
I saw the chief daughter and kiss her and one of her
Nurse said they only bow to her and if I do that again
I will be sent back!

TOURISTHAED
And you know how it is disgraceful for
Somebody to be repatriated from the tropics!

COUNCILLOR
Good morning chief whip!

CHIEFWHIP
I have a lot of problems changing the money to coins,
The whole place
Knows that I am money doublers!

COUNCILLOR
But you are not!

CHIEFWHIP
I have even though of returning the money!

COUNCILLOR
We have to divide it equally or else next court session
I will be the chief whip!

CHIEFWHIP
This can not happen! What you guys have been doing
On the high table for passed years is not enough!
I doubt what even brought here today?

COUNCILLOR
We shall see in this place!

CHIEFWHIP
I will tell the HELM! Are you not ashamed?

COUNCILLOR
Have you ever met face to face with him?
The day will do that I will give all my
Female children for marry free of charge!

CHIEFWHIP
Get way from my compound!

COUNCILLOR
A PIG STAR IS BETER!

CHIEFWHIP
Go away you pigheaded councilor!

CLOUNCILLOR
Tell the HELM that I wish to see him.

MASSEGER
Somebody is looking for you HELM.

HELM
Tell him I am very tire let him come in the afternoon
But who is that by the way?

MESSAGER
The councilor

HELM
Tell him to come in!

MESSAGER
The HELM said you should wait for him
In the living room.

COUNCILLOR
How was the journey HELM?

HELM
Fin and everything since I left?

COUNCILLOR
AFEW PERSONS loss their lives through
Flood some through thunder
Sent by the neighboring village, the falling
Stick struck death people
Returning from the farm with bags on their
Head and others through land
Dispute!

HELM
I think some thing need to done!

COUNCILLOR
I believe so but helm what has brought me
Here is the complex case!

HELM
Little village cases above you!
I thought I could count on you, I
Feel the best thing is to demote you. The scorn of knowledge and merit is there dismantle and discard of universal and fundamental human values whereas the disbursements of wisdom and honesty is the building blocks of universal and fundamental human valves.

COUNCILLOR
HELM, my replacement will not solve the problem! I think they twenty first century intellectuals need to be highly re-educated to meet the towering demands of honesty and wisdom desperately need in the smart running of our universal systems.

HELM
What is it about?

COUNCILLOR
Somebody bought land on a plot where different
People own different things that are the story.

HELM
What is your contribution?

COUNCILLOR
I feel you are the ultimate in command
Of the land but my own small
Suggestion is some of these old customs
Need a turning point!

HELM
This was planted by our fore father,
Generations have practice it
While it surfer change only in my own rein.

COUNCILLOR
I believe you have seen a greater level in education
And the high Way to meet the demand of the
Changing world is what I have said above.

HELM
A verdict will only be passing after
Consulting all the elders of the land

COUNCILLOR
The verdict was built for two days after your return.

HELM
I can equally change the day.

COUNCILLOR
That will affect the long awaiting tourists

HELM
I will see what I can do, tells the massager to inform
All the dignitaries to be here tomorrow no
B.M.T.

COUNCILLOR
I will do just what you said.

HELM
Elders and nobles you are welcome to this close
Door meeting. Give me your ears and make your
Comments after .Nobody need to
Tell you the degree of influence of change in our customs .Only
The good aspects on it are going to please our next of kens.

NOBLE
You are right.

ELDER
I am the eldest and I am going to meet
Our ancestors soon, what
Message will I tell them?
That our customs have been challenge and
We are puppets of small foreigners in our land?
I am not going to be
Part of this betrayal! Open the door for me.

HELM
We are not here to insult our land but we want
To make a trouble free
Society, I have some question for you elder.

ELDER
I am listening.

HELM
You standing there, you are putting on cloths.
Shoes and LENS but
Look at those pictures on the wall and
What can you see?

ELDER
I am suffering from Myopia!

HELM
Your ancestors put on backs of trees
And walked on barefooted
Through out their lives.

ELDER
And so what Helm?

HELM
I hope you will tell them that you even changed some without passing through a meeting of this nature.

ELDER
Do what you like! I am not against

HELM
We have wasted a lot of time who has some thing to add?

NOBLE
We have to change the rule by offering
Those who have accessories
Wealth on the land that does not
Belongs to them LAND with every
Thing on it in the VILLAGE
Reserve which is equivalents to their
Individual possessions.

ELDER
That is a genuine idea!

YOUTHLEADER
I strongly oppose this motion!
We are no more youths of
Tomorrow but those of today!
If we start mismanaging our reserve
Just now, this generation will give birth
To only SQUARTERS in the name of
Children and RURAL EXODUS will be the daily
Routine of the youths!

HELM
Democracy has come! Chiefs are no more dictators,
Likewise I will have order my twisters to
BEHEAD you now! Okay lets
Go back on the rail, man have never gone to grave with land!
This will always be handed down to kids and kids will grow up
Use it and hand it...

YOUTHLEADER
I am satisfied with your decision HELM but this guy is
Fillibusting in bars that he is going to be the reformist in this
Countryside and what about the intereligional anarchy
Going on in this Countryside?

ELDER
Look young man! Every remote area need disencravement and
And this does not exclude our land and this religion unrest i will
Discuss with the HELM in a closest and he will pass a
BILL IN COURT
That will take care of that.

YOUTHLEADER
We have to lent our land to those who are
PHILATROPHERS so that
They can open hospitals and schools and not
Folks who will come and
Destroy our Palms and in short run,
No Palms oil in the market.

NOBLE
Rome was not build in a minute!
Nobody has thought of bring a market
Garden in this place rather than this guy!
He deserves an hour!

YOUTHLEADER
That is not a good enough reason! If we wish to put our economy back into a steamer, a fraudless mind is never a worthless mind, I must urge our leaders to think twice, to take liken to put the nation ahead of all tasks. I mine lying?

ELDER
No you are standing up! I have an idea!

HELM
What is it?

ELDER
We have to consult those tourists to take
Care of palm oil shortages by
Introducing American palms and
I hope this will compound the
Crisis that this young man is speculating
Or cogitating!

HELM
Youth leader, Are you okay?

YOUTHLEADER
I am satisfy with your proposal and fully
Sorry for being too rude
Or inquisitive! Grey hairs are not afraid of the kings.

ELDER
We are proud of you!
I can now judge that we have died hearted next of kens, which we can count on.

HELM
This court session has lasted longer than usual.
I am sorry for keeping
You tourists waiting.

TOURISTS
It is okay!

(SPEECH)

HELM
Since the inception of this land custom it has never
Face this controversy it is doing today, but due to
Globalization Outlandishness’ are stepping in, we are
Not going to dance to the tune of all. I and my people are not xenophobia! I have consulted the ELDERS, we have come to one Tongue to join the global concord but I must remake this! GLOBALIZATION WITHOUT HUMAN FEELING(S) IS BUILDING A GLOBAL EVILE! We are hiving from now Henceforth everybody who buys land legally, will own Everything on the land on high Price and our indigents will be Given land in the reserve and concerning the holocaust behind Regional misunderstanding PLARALISM will be the Hepatic
POTAL WAY for world peace. With this I hope the
WOUNDS OF APARTHEID, XENOPHOBIA AND RACISM
WILL BE Healed BEYOND THE SCAR (s).

COMMONMAN
I HOPE OUR INTEGRITY AND RESPECT MOST BE
GARANTEE because the coming of new folks
Involves a lot of mixed behavior.

HELM
That will be control by the institution of mobile police units.

COMMONMAN
I don’t believe in promises of politicians because they are UTOPIA!

HELM
Time has changed and things have changed.
Gone are those days electricity, welfares and
Other projects are in the pipeline.

COMMONMAN
It shouldn’t be that it is coming under bedmatics agreements
IT IS OUR CIVIL RIGHTS!

NOBLE
Whether it is coming through the door or through the window, we
Need only to move this stage to a modern reliable one.

COMMONMAN
We have to keep our hands crossed till when
The shoulder will grow above the head!

TOURISTHEAD
It has been a nice verdict,
I promise with the collaborations of my head
Office we are going to work hand in glop with the new deal to
Speed up some of this promises that have suffered delay in recent time.

YOUTHLEADER
I hope through the grace of the almighty it going be “50-50”!

COMMONMAN
I don’t understand what you are saying?

YOUTHLEADER
“Those who have ears have heard, those who have eyes to see’’ Our generation is breaking into another era, our parents don’t know what we are talking about, we are wireless age pioneers, forming our own universe, we don’t need support from any want, the gap between us are our parents is like the gap between Obama and George Washington.

TOURISTHEAD
I know how wise you are proving to be,
I PROMISE EXPLOITATIPON WILL FAVOUR YOU ALL.

YOUTHLEADER
Don’t say that, next time it is marginalization and more
Oppressors and endless markets for arms than usual.

TOURISTHEAD
We are only there to catalyze ends to me! You make me feel worry like a tourist without a camera whereas I was suppose to felt like God felt when He created the universe! A lot of nights have trolley under my eyes and a lot of land have passed under my feet, I know one day the age of time will tell the story more.

HELM
I hope everybody is okay; MY LAST WORD
IS ANY NOTCIABLE
CALUMNIES DESERVE RETRIBUTION! I PITY YOU BUYER.

BUYER
It was even through pitiable tenderness and tendency that my wife got marriage to me. She is today the queen of all priggishness to me. My wife I told you now I am a noble of this land
A position some indigents of great influence cannot handle.

WIFE
You are a brave man even beyond death.

II
April Gentle Man

Central Character: Relish
(Raining)

RELISH
Pergola.

PERGOLA
Darling!

RELISH
Come up here with immediate effect.

PREGOLA
Here I am.

RELISH
Compare these dishes!
You shared to me and your
Love son the same
Quantity of food!

PERGOLA
I am sorry but you know boys eat
Too much!

RELISH
Did he contribute to for your bride price?

PERGOLA
NO!

RELISH
It is out of my struggle he will swell and
Tomorrow you will make
Him to trace his biological dad and both
You will scorn at me!

PERGOLA
That is not true darling!

RELIISH
From now henceforth! Precisely a month
Your failure to give me a male kid will
Set you packing! My mom concluded it on
Her last tripped here!

PERGOLA
Darling take heart, this is more than
(Above) a court case and lesser
Than a devoice!

RELISH
You are not the first woman to hate devoice!

GENIUS
Dad!

RELISH
Stepson!

GENIUS
We started a nice topic in class today,
Students almost laugh out their lungs!

REISH
What happen?

GENIUS
Genetics

RLISH
GO and unwear your uniform!

GENIUS
Yes daddy!

RELISH
Pergola let me dash out there for a drink
With my old friends.

PERGOLA
As usual!

RELISH
Next time, if you respond to me that way
I will kick you!

PERGOLA
You have to behave like a modern husband!

RELISH
You have remember (remind) me, thank you that!

PERGOLA
Or what else.

RELISH
MORDERN MEN look like bachelors, passing through
One pinhole camera to another, when I will start
My gentleman assignment
You will talk to pans in that kitchen!

PERGOLA
What do you mean?

RELISH
My school days took my youthful career!

PERGOLA
So that is the mere reason why you wish to be pedophilia!

RELISH
I will be back!

PANSY
Your own honey moon is only inside the kitchen!

PANSY
I am going to the market now.

(Music in the bar)

ROB
HI RELISH! You got a very big tommy!
She is really doing her best

RELISH
I never knew that the hell old men called
Marriage is a jail time love.

ROB
You are not really on the track my one
Dose not needs to see me conserving her kid sister;
She is already red!

RELISH
Both us in the course of studying
And yearning for an outstanding future
Sidestep from play boy hood

SOFT
You guys know men can not cheat nature!

RELISH
Oh you are still funny!

SOFT
Oh Relish you have to improved your funny
And joking industry if you need them
(Maids) in their numbers.

ROB
That is true maids love funs,
That is their little secret, when
You tickle with it before they come
Back to normal; you would have got
Inside and you are on the way or on your exile. At puberty boys think according to their penis and girls think according to the rhythms of their breast and bottom power and those who narrowly cast out this golden rule are extraordinary human beings with their brains buttered with great mental acumen. I told her that her that by the time she start yearning for pining for me the vacuum she create in my life must have been vastly filled a witty bosom companion twice her characters and type but now she is mocking at me because I am cabbage empty like BANK OF CENTRAL AFRICAN SATES AT THE END 2009.

RElISH
The notion of spare types will
Come in when Pergola will be on
Her third matrimonial assignment.

ROLLINS
STEPS IS JUST FROM THE U.S OF
A and he are carrying out a giant project home.

ROB
He was the dullest among us.

SOFT
Rob you failed to understand one thing.

ROB
What is that?

SOFT
Toward the end he press hard and won several awards when questing for knowledge in states.

RELISH
School there is soft wear and fascinating.

ROB
As Relish is saying, you just a little push and any jack will go rough.

SOFT
That is a wrong impression but there only thing is that it is an extricated society.

ROB
SERVICE, may you run another round.

RELISH
I am telling you guys the truth he must have been a PONCE while yearning for greener pasture.

ROLLINS
I forgot to excuse myself from the table, what be the case he is fortunate not everybody who goes there will progress like him.

ROB
I know him more than you guys he was a very clumsy boy in school and
In daily life.

SOFT
But any human mind is subjected to changes depending on the mentality of
The environment surrounding him.

RELISH
What do you imply?

SOFT
WHEN YOU ARE EXPOSE to HIGH TECH SOCIETY
Oh my God you are gone to riches even over night.

ROB
So you mean that STEPS most have push DRUG.

ROLLINS
No STEPS became idealistic, creative and industrious; to be frank you are jealous.

ROB
YOU GUYS should empty you bottles. I got to!

RELISH
It has been a nice time recalling late days.

SOFT
I will see you by next week RELISH

GENIUS
Mummy where is dad? I WAS SUPPOSE to discuss with him what i saw in school

PERGOLA
He is so unusual this days, it is time for siesta.

GENIUS
Wake me up as soon as he is back, promise mummy.

PERGOLA
I will do, give me a kiss, good night.

RELISH
So, when I not in, you discuss me with that your love son!

PERGOLA
This is the first and the last time.

RELISH
If I discover it again my responsibility will see an on going vacation in this house.

PERGOLA
Be a happy man.

GENIUS
Mummy I told you to woke me and you never.

PERGOLA
I am sorry but we were planning how your kid sister will start school next month.

GENIIUS
You ought to but I am glad you have taken that decision, dad I wish to site on
Your legs before i go on.

RELISH
Please come on boy.

GENIUS
What is her boy supposed to mean?

RELISH
Your mom will tell you better.

GENIUS
You scale me dad what have I done that I am not still your boy or are you drunk?

RELISH
Pergolas look at the kind of impression you have been giving to this kid about me.

GENIUS
No daddy, mummy said nothing but the day she will try before your car I sat the gate, you will be informed.

RELISH
You will always support your mum.

PERGOLA
This kid love you RELISH.

RELISH
I am sorry my Genius, I wish to know the level of common sense you got, it is not harness through studies! From now when you are hungry go to the SERVICEFLAT as your reward.

GENIUS
Thank you very much daddy.

RELISH
Tell what you were after.

GENIUS
My mentor said the behind Genetics is
Mendel and went on to say the
The Palatial theory states that all children in the Palace belong to the chief. No matter how sympathizers remove web from dozens of his Wives.

RELISH
I never knew that is how you are intelligent.

GENIUS
He continued that the probability of couples to have male kids depend on
How capable the father can produce X and Y chromosomes and the do Ramness of Y will lead to female kids.

RELISH
So you assimilate this in one lesson.

GENIUS
Yes daddy I must resemble you

RELISH
I did Art in the NIGHT COLLAGE.

GENIUS
But this is the study of live, you cannot do without it.

RELISH
I know this is bed time; you have to wake up early for school.

GENIUS
Good night mummy and daddy.

PERGOLA
Sleep well my boy.

RELISH
Make sure you put on the fan and put off the light before sleeping.

(On the bed)

GENIUS
My childhood dream is to make the world a NEVER-NEVER LAND (hedenous world) when I come of age.

RELISH
You heard what that kid was saying?

PERGOLA
Yes he may surely be a rear genius! Oh my God I pray nobody should destroy him

RELISH
Put on the heater. I want to have a bath.

PERGOLA
YOU’RE HAIRY CHEST IS REALLY A TURN ON, just start titillating me now.

RELISH
Put off the light.

PERGOLA
Why are you sleeping opposite today?

RELISH
There is nothing wrong in doing just this for a night.

PERGOLA
There is something fishy in doing this to me.

RELISH
I do not believe so.
PERGOLA
This is the coldest night this room has ever seen and you have elected not to arouse me!

RELISH
I have been hurt by that your love son! What he said prove that i am the one responsible for the absence of the voice of a male kid in this house.

PERGOLA
He said it ignorantly or it was a coincidence.

RELISH
This is a plan and you will get more frozen than Alaska region until you are able to bring to my life the cry of a baby boy.

PERGOLA
Even though you are not the first guy I puppy but it take the company of two to make one of any choice, darling try to stay out of old fashion and behave like somebody who has taken a sound reasoning and a high academy ladder from the most renounced university in the world.

RELISH
All what you are singing is like water on the decks back!

PERGOLA
Relish a school of thoughts and others field experience have shown that women are capable of handling several post of high responsibility that some men.

RELISH
That doesn’t tile with what I am after, I don’t need to tell you that men on
A low supply and if my dad didn’t yearn and finally put to birth, you will not have visited the Council Books PERGOLA! Don’t hide behind limited thoughts and refuse your cross.

RELSH
Leave me alone! You will flatter me, convince me and after you will be the one to shout among your friends that I am amassing or amazing slave.

PERGOLA
If I should do that then I am a lunatic.

RELISH
You can’t remember that I took a risked against my parents WILL that I either get marry to you or I become a celibate! They vow that either i give them three boys or I cease to be their son.

PERGOLA
But since they can’t disown you biologically! You are still their son.

RELISH
My boyhood saw a lot of rejection because must girls have the conception that handsome boys got nothing to with love except coitus, from then i Took a resolution that LOVE IS AN ILLUSION OR HALLUCINATION BUT MAKING IT IS NOT.

PERGOLA: I thought if we were to go in for the best couple competition, we would have won the contest.

RELISH: I wasn’t my fault; boys that are disvirgin by prostitutes SELDOM marry or love.

PERGOLA: I am sure you did it with contraceptives.

RELISH: If had not then I don’t think any of us will have been living.

PERGOLA: I will buy you a present tomorrow.

RELISH: Why?

PERGOLA: MOST MEN MOVE FROM PONCES TO CUCKOIDS.

RELISH: Genius where is your report card since you hesitated to show me there must be something unusual.

GENIUS: Daddy this is it.

RELISH: Stand here! Look at your report; it is as if somebody has menstruated on it.

GENIUS: The mentor cheated me some ticks in some subjects and they were a lot of sentimentally transmitted marks in class this time around that is while I didn’t make it.

RELISH: That’s not a good enough reasons why you should failed.

GENIUS: No!

RELISH: You have the guts to even talk in front of me when you failed with flying colors.

GENIUS: I will do better next time.

RELISH: You spent the entire academy year WATCHING PONO GRAPHIC FILMS in town how can you pass! Listen to the noise from your room it is as The Jamaican Capital! I was a fascinating rascal and i could always please my dad by taking first in each class.

PERGOLA: Are you sure? My dad said so; I personally traced his file it was ducting, breaking of bounds, stealing food from the refectory and near average.

RELISH: We say like that to encourage they kids but his own is a cacophony situation, next time he will be advised to withdraw.

PERGOLA: These imply we are not doing our duty.

RELISH: Look at me, if I had just somebody to pay my fees regularly as I have been doing to this idiot. I will have been the president of this NATION.

PERGOLA: To be that it doesn’t only count on being super book work.

RELISH: He have spoiled all my reputation that I have built for years with the notion that I am irresponsible.

PERGOLA: He will pick up with time, A CHILD DESTINE TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT ALSO STARTED BY WRITING NONSENSE.

RELISH: I am looking forward.

PERGOLA: You are becoming very extravagant what were you doing with that lady?

RELISH: I have lost all my wealth in thin air.

PERGOLA: I don’t want any intruder.

RELISH: DEVOICE IS NOT THE ONLY SOLUTION WHEN A MAN IS HAVING EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR.

PERGOLA: I am going.

(Speech)

RELISH: If you leave this place because of that small lady, then you haven’t been a wife enough and I bet you my mum only Spider weds will replace you! Our bedroom is not only meant for love making but for solving problems of this height! Shouting outside with neighbors will instead aggravate your packing out Of my life.

PERGOLA: I am sorry for what I have done.

RELISH: Me too, this is how we have to live, nobody is perfect our scarders should be Indoors for a successful marriage.

GENIUS: Mum I need to talk with you.

PERGOLA: I am listing.

GENIUS: I am not really a born dull but the surrounding is contributing.

PERGOLA: What can I do for you?

GENIUS: THERE IS NEED FOR ME TO MOVE to dad’s kid brother.

PERGOLA: There, you feel your records will shine.

GENIUS: I will even be opportune to interact with my unknown cousins.

(At dad’s kid brother place)

PULLY: This Genius uncle loves him more than us; we have to set him up.

COUTOUR: That is true! How do we do it?

PULLY: When uncle is back, we tell him that Genius use to keep late nights and JUMP OVER THE GATE.

CONTOUR: That is not enough, he always sleep with his muddy Boots on uncle’s guest Pallor.

GENIUS: I wish to have a hair cut Pully.

PULLY: Do you have a new date?

GENIUS: You are getting me on my nerves.

PULLY: Do you know that Genius is not even uncle’s Relish son? Aunty told me.

CONTOUR: There is no doubt! He doesn’t even resemble him.

PULLY: Is only that he is more handsome than uncle Relish.

CONTOUR: That is true!

GENIUS: I have tape all what you guys were talking about me! One day tears will drop out of the
Eyes of they blinds.

PULLY: Genius, Contour was just try to appreciate the fact that you are nice looking.

GENIUS: I know it is thanks to your effort that uncle changed his mind towards my future but that will never collapse my aspirations.

CONTOUR: What can you do that others have not do big slippage like you.

GENIUS: Life will tell who was who, I am on my fortitude, and you haven’t started keep on stealing Uncle’s change when he sends you to buy something don’t think about what the future holds for you.

PERGOLA: When Genius came to my life five years ago I was happy like a butterfly, I took him to the market for shopping, and he said he had never made it.

III
School life

Central character : GENIUS

FAMOUS: Quiet I know I am disturbing, life dosen’t end only reading chemistry, Maths and physics.

QUIET: What can I do for you?

FAMOUS: Nothing now.

QUIET: I have told you time and again that I hate suspension.

FAMOUS: There is something now.

QUIET: What is it?

FAMOUS: I will like to see you pick up a fiancé not boy friend and stop living in isolation.

QUIET: I am really, really tired of you.

GENUIS: That is true.

FAMOUS: Just the first day.

QUIET: Yes.

GENUIS: Quiet you are a big girl. I feel for too, your youthful time shouldn’t be a nightmare; lower sixth is a big class.

QUIET: You have to make friend with big girls.

FAMOUS: You are a home of knowledge.

QUIET: Others are mansions and sky scrapers of wisdom.

FAMOUS: Do you hate boys? Your DAD

GENIUS: Must of you are not living in the world.

QUIET If I stay with my dad for five hours without talking to him, I will only cry and end up in the hospital.

QUIET: Boys are very cleaver with their tongue.

GUSHLY: Quiet take care the way you are near those guys, you maybe of double meaning to them.

GENIUS: Fragile children like you don’t eat dogs Gushly!

GUSHLY: Are you crazy in the world.

GUSHLY: Only this can help you decide to renounce the world and enter a convent.

QUIET: I got stinking memory about having a boy friend.

GUSHLY
Social gathering like this will reduce the gap between you and the guy of your life.

MAPLY
That is not totally out of rail if you pickup one just like that he will never.

FAMOUS
That is more luxurious for you, when I felt ill my dad asked me to take heart He added that THERE IS NOBODY IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE NEVER FALLING ILL.

GUSHLY: I have forgotten to tell you something, a stray dog left Maply boyfriend baking and running under the table.

QUIET: He maybe suffers from rabies.

GUSHLY: On rushing him to the hospital the doctors discover that he is not yet circumcise! MALTREATED your mom very badly, I guest. I will never get married 

QUIET: I have told you, you always get me on my nerves Genius my parents are still firmly married.

GENUIS: I am sorry but do me this favour.

QUIET: What is it?

GENUIS: SHOW ME YIOUR GUY NEXT CLASS even if means borrowing! I need to see any thing call a trouser in your life.

QUIET: Have you been sent behind me?

FAMOUS: There is one thing I have notice in you Quiet, you are too complex. You are very beautiful; I told myself that someday if I ever come across a girl a quarter your beauty, I will be the happiest man on the face of the earth.

QUIET: It is inferiority or superiority complex! You are fumbling as if you have smocked a hundred sticks of cigarettes made out of those bananas shaped jalapeños papers.

FAMOUS: YOU will have the answer after, Genius let‘s go the art class and spent break with HIVE.

QUIET: BOYS HAVE BEEN DISTURBING me but your case is to the extreme.

FAMOUS: Stop talking alone Quiet, students will regard you as a lunatic. Clean and clear I told myself that even the sharpest knee known to man will not spilt my pedantic blood even a bit, I calmed myself down and look at her my enemy straight into the eyes, I knew she was punched to hell, I knew the was no way we could hold it out, as she face my eyes, she told me boy you gonna make it, you are my friend, I told she was teasing me, then she added those who I hate so much are those who I love so much.

HIVE: When girls put on false appearances for standard beauty, boys are bound to put up false appearances for standard love. Boy I have got more than enough love for a girl who give me her love in a brink of an eye and no enough love for a woman who give me her love for a struggle of time. Genius this is break time; let rush for Comedy and Sharp.

FAMOUS: Can I HAVE SOME COINS to joint with what Genius have for break? Oh I have forgotten telling something, there are a lot of very ugly girls who has refused to fall in love with me even by pity.

HIVE: You mad! What I have here, I like to share it with this kids in the lower section.

GENIUS: We are waiting for you here.

HIVE: But the dinning shade is towards their class.

GENIUS: But I lack a bag and on the wrong shoe.

FAMOUS: My forefathers were dog’s eaters.

QUIET: I will never, it is the closest animal to man.

GUSHLY: That is pitiful.

QUIET: That is not the reason but dating without being married is a sin.

GENIUS: So you will only fall in love after you get married.

GUSHLY: Quiet. I am going to a night party.

QUIET: Not me. I am not interested in night life.

GUSHLY: What kind of girl are you?

QUIET: That is maply!

GUSHLY: Life and love are too short to be marking time.

QUIET: A girl who is preparing herself for a pure and snow smooth marry most not be open.

FAMOUS: Genius give me your money and go back, Hive that is Quiet, I feel unable to tell
Her I am after.

HIVE: Tell her the truth.

FAMOUS: I am panic that she is going to date me down.

HIVE: MAKE IT A PEN AND PAPER RELATIONSHIP.

FAMOUS: That too childish! In lower sixth I can’t date a girl face to face then I will be
Expecting those in the lower section to do how?

HIVE: You will answer that
Question your self! Look at what these kids are doing when
One is hungry that is what they are bringing their friends and friends are equally
Bringing some.

FAMOUS: I have an idea, let’s tell them that the money is missing and one student found it
And it to the D.M.

HIVE: That is a good IQ.

FAMOUS: Comedy and Sharp the D.M IS CALLING On you to prove that the loss and Found money is the correct amount dad gave us! This warrants two of you exclusively.

SHARP: They six of you should go back.

COMEDY: WHY are will not going straight to the D.M Office?

HIVE: Short off, that was a plan to sent a way the long chuys of your friends.

SHARP: That was what i told her and she refused.

COMEDY: THERE HAVE BEEN GIVING ME their own things.

HIVE: We share the money then you will do what you like with yours.

SHARP: Famous shouldn’t be part of this money too.

HIVE: He is the one who brought this idea and his own part shouldn’t be inside.

FAMOUS: If we haven’t done it this way; we will have eating but BIG GUMS for break.

HIVE: I am going to class, See you.

FAMOUS: We have but half day today so Quiet keep me real nice things.

QUIET: Stones!

(In school the next day)

GENIUS: Good morning Quiet.

QUIET: Same to you Famous and others.

GENIUS: Is she not saying to you Famous.

FAMOUS: It is none of your business.

HIVE: Why are you in two ropes Genius?

GENIUS: Today is world Silipas day!

QUIET: Why are you disturbing?

FAMOUS: I got up this morning on the wrong side, my kid sister have eating all the Custard, on coming to school my allowance dropped inside the bus chair.

GENIUS: You are even lucky, that you got much until you misplacing some, in our house to have two square meal is a luxury and to have one unbalance diet to too enough! My parents were like reptiles!

QUIET: Why do you love to belittle your self Genius!

GENIUS: Even the left over in your table Quiet if you bring it to me that will be my birthday.

QUIET: That is not even on our dog’s budget!

GENIUS: SOME CAME TO THIS WORLD TO Excuse OTHERS! I am a human being, I have never dream of having an account then there is preferential treatment for dogs!

QUIET: The BIOLOGY mentor is in class.

MENTOR: Don’t bother greeting me it will not better you certificates!

GENIUS: Excuse me sir.

MENTOR: Seat down and answer this question before going out .Is intelligent inherited?

GENIUS: It maybe.

MENTOR: I have warn you on the way you response to an elder, when I was at your age I was my third year with nothing on my chin! You invade tax to take in refuge in school, if I were you I will change that Name.

GENIUS: I promise you several Nobel prizes.

MENTOR: Born with a golden spoon and fed by a rusting or a wooden spoon. If our toes hand eyes then we will never trample on the gold and diamond that lies and pass beyond our feet’s’ everyday. I have my papers, if you want me to help you to fail then I am very good at that appoint somebody to answer it.

GENIUS: Quiet helps me! We must work for our progress by super-avoiding the mistakes of yesterday. The idea is always Americans’ but consumption is always the whole world.

QUIET: Cram work is not but intelligent I don’t know!

MENTOR: Go and get down on your knee that is home work. Quiet go and seat down.

QUIET: Genius look stop this mess over me, you only appoint me when you knew I know
nothing.

FAMOUS: Many girls love me!

GENIUS: WHY NOT IS A PONOGRAPHIC ACTOR?

QUIET: Famous everybody is laughing at you.

FAMOUS: I know what I will do to him!

QUIET: Genius this is a cake for you.

FAMOUS: This look like a transplant birthday for Genius.

GENIUS: It is always a staving day in my life.

QUIET: If you stay for a day without eating, that is when you have stave-eh?

GENIUS: Famous is not proving to be greedy because Quiet is around.

QUIET: Look at how you big guys are scrambling over food like stray dogs in a trash can.

GUSHLY: That is how boys are! Be a conscious and a laughing husband.

QUIET: That is true because he cease from a public can.

MAPLY: It is some how unkempt about you Gushly.

QUIET: It is even better you meet your husband in a public library.

GUSHLY: Guys wanting to get marry are scare today like the tears of a lion.

QUIET: A convent could really console me than to get mixed up. It is difficult for you Gushly because you are heady as a virgin girl.

GUSHLY: It maybe worsens there.

QUIET: I always win love to be a nifty house wife.

GUSHLY: you can as well have a house husband.

QUIET: Gushly you love joking a lot.

MAPLY: Quiet, night have started falling your dad hasn’t come to pick you.

QUIET: I and you will take a taxi why good night life Gushly.

GUSHLY: I hope you guys will soon step into the game!

MAPLY: My relationship with my boyfriends is growing will every heart beat but I heard what Gushly said about him.

QUIET: Don’t mind her, she is kill joy.

MAPLY: Genius what kinds of greeting card will you buy for me at X-mas?

GENIUS: A divorce like type!

QUIET: I for got, GUSHLY boyfriend sent to her a very huge parcel see how she was jumping getting proud in the whole Dom, On opening it she saw a hire Greeting Card she got quince.

FAMOUS: Good morning everybody. Tapping for your hidden potentials, clothing decency is the beginning of mature responsibilities.

QUIET: You couldn’t call my house GUSHLY?

GUSHLY: I am sorry I was busy throughout the week end.

QUIET: Maply have been admitted in the burden school.

GUSHLY: That is boredom.

GENIUS: That is rather a prison let her go, she is as UGLY AS USED PAD.

FAMOUS: You are not different from her you are human equivalent of gangue!

QUIET: The Mentor is around.

MENTOR: Who haven’t done the assignment and most of you where not in school?

GENIUS: You are right! And please sir I have complain.

MENTOR: Go on.

GENIUS: I TOOK ILL!

MENTOR: No hospital card, I know some of you are expert in arranging with Doctors and FAMOUS haven’t you got a pencil! What is the name of the marine mammal?

GENIUS: Mammywata. 

MENTOR: Genius gets out of my class and converse with your raffs.

SHARP: Genius, Genius, our love is a genuine one.

GENIUS: I have sunk in the mud!

SHARP: what happen?

GENIUS: I wrote a test and I was guessed with a zero, on my way to escape the shame by Jumping over the school fence, I never knew (take note) I WAS RUNING OVER
A MASHY AREA.

SHARP: Give me your hand.

GENIUS: Pull me well.

SHARP: Don’t bother everything will be okay the future is bright.

GENIUS: Thank you very much for this kiss of life. If I still have to make a never–never land. It is because of you.

SHARP: Wash up your skin and don’t mention that was the little i could offer.

FAMOUS: Let’s go together Genius left earlier.

HIVE: Okay.

FAMOUS: I adore calm girls like Quiet! She is so religion incline.

HIVE: She maybe a goers.

FAMOUS: You maybe right.

HAVE: Most of them roam the streets at night, after taking a prostitution break; they seek for refugee in churches, they sing to the top of their voice just for the fact that they don’t want to be left out.

FAMOUS: HOW?

HAVE: They wish to settle down with any thing in the name of a man, roaming from one church to another begin, they start being Holly as fresh convent.
FAMOUS: A friend of her told me that her parents are too close to church.

HAVE: But that is not her!

FAMOUS: SHE KNOWS THE BIBLE TO HER FIGER TIPS! And novels she wish to be the
First female Pluto.

FAMOUS: Quiet don’t mind him, Genius told me that the first time he make love he felt tire a retired Budozer in front his dad hut!

QUIET: That is funny; there is an X-students party in the city hall tonight.

GENIUS: If I repair my bike early enough, I will be there.

FAMOUS: I will come with Hive; I hope many girls will be there. 

(On the way to the party)

HIVE: Remove that your tetanus bike from the road!

GENIUS: Big you, still feeding through the Umbilical cord! And you are insulting my sweat Joy rider!

FAMOUS: I’m sorry Genius I didn’t know it was you.

HAVE: Take it easy, park your bike some where and jump in!

FAMOUS: Behave like a man.

GENIUS: It okay! We are almost late going on top speed!

HIVE: I wish to make it a presidential arrival and Genius I saw your portrait on the news paper the other day, I was on haste, so I couldn’t read through.

(On the way back)

GENIUS: I am just struggling to make THE IRRELEVANT SIDE OF MY DESTINY WORKE.

HAVE: Some of us are lucky before we go out of school our parents most have worked for us.

GENIUS: Whether they work for me or that is not enough, I have to my own name or else I will not be proud in front of my friends with legacy.

FAMOUS: Say is because your mum when in for monogenetic marriage! Those girls really gave us a hilarious welcome.

HIVE: I told you that at this party i will be the only guest of honor will an Elephant car!

GENIUS: Hive, so you never saw people with cars that are Amphibians! Here are some scholar ships forms to study in Afghans capital KALBO!

HIVE: You are crazy Genius, even if it is by force I can’t go there! I prefer to break the neck of an Elephant than to go there.

GENIUS: It becoming the most peaceful nation in the world!

(In school)

HIVE: Why are you crying (screeching) Sharp?

SHARP: One of those form four bullies almost rape me in the school toilet when I was about making urine!

HIVE: Short off, that was how Monica Lewinsky began! Thank to raping most women are becoming popular in life and rich in the world.

SHARP: Not me.

HIVE: Don’t you know that if you are rape by a richest man in the world, the whole family
Will be rich after a favor verdict!

SHARP: But I must suffer the pains alone.

HIVE: You will take a lion share.

SHARP: You are a bad brother.

FAMOUS: The results are out every body having passed with flying colors except Genius.

HIVE: Shame GENIUS.

GENIUS: You are mocking at me now but in the nearest future, I and my scientific vision will be part of the examination board syllabus and like wise the universities, my light would have shine at the end of the tunnel. I will create the world’s last great scientific marvel!

HIVE: Gushly scores in the exams haven’t impressed me.

FAMOUS: She always proud in class as if she uses to stool but cakes!

HIVE: That is somebody’s fiancé.

FAMOUS: poverty has always left my love advances at choosy. I have always told myself that if our love is a failure it should above two hundred percent from her side, the more my promise is being sided by hope, the more she despises me!

HIVE: Don’t mind, when you will come to money (riches) that is when you have a life semen removal.

FAMOUS: Any girls that will love me on credit now I will reach marry with her.

(In school)

QUIET: The Mountain has started erupting.

COMEDY: I watched it on TV.

STEADY: How can we stop it?

QUIET: Stop it that is impossible by man! Oh we got a new Geology mentor.

STEADY: Is he too handsome?

QUIET: So you have started I AM GOING FOR A CLASS.

MENTOR: The topic today is the world distribution of Oxygen.

FAMOUS: Please sir, what are the factors that encourage (favor) tourism or over population in a country?

GENIUS: Abundance of Oxygen.

(Class laugh)

MENTOR: Go and take a pin.

GENIUS: To naked my self in front of the class is better.

MENTOR: Genius answers it well and brings it to me next class.

(On the way home)

GENIUS: Sharp, this is the third time a bird is excreting on my head.

SHARP: Don’t whip it, it is a signed of good luck.

GENIUS: Look at me trouble; I have become their pick toilet.

SHARP: You are that ignorant, we will ask my elder brother.

GENIUS: Okay.

SHARP: What is the meaning of this on Genius head?

HIVE: If he probably have sat under a fruit bearing tree then what did he expected? I can equally go there now and they birds will do the same; they may worse it on me.

SHARP: Hive you are jealous, I will ask a most elderly person.

(Genius met dad after a long time)

PAPA: You are welcome my son.

GENIUS: Yes dad.

PAPA: Genius this is small come together.

GENIUS: What is all this party for, I am not a prodigal son but a prodigy.

PAPA: I know but I have spent years without you so you have to pass your holiday here.

GENIUS: Yes dad.

PAPA: My son comes for a closest.

GENIUS: I am listing.

PAPA: My time is drawing nearer.

GENIUS: I WILL DIE AS LEGEND AND NOT A REGENT.

PAPA: Are you out of your senses?

GENIUS: No, look at the compound of your friend, it is becoming a regency, all his kids are sandwich with hatred, it is mentally hazardous for him .so my research first.

PAPA: My name is going to disappear in the world.

GENIUS: You could not make your name when you were young? You left multimentional
Positions in town to the countryside to be running after way keeping and palm wine.

PAPA: That is an insult.

GENIUS: No Papa, GENIUS WAS NOT BORN TO INHERITE BUT TO BE FOUNDERS AND/ OR PIONEERS.

 PAPA: You can’t change the customs of my ancestors.

GENIUS: It is good you said so primogeniture is not a custom in our land.

PAPA: Get out of here and cease to be my son.

GENIUS: Genetically you are wrong.

PAPA: You got the guts to talk to me, let me see my friend I am coming.

PIUS: I haven’t seen you for long.

PAPA: My friend look at how brave I have been in the passed, my son is expecting a girl to inherit me! Oh those at the Nyabo society will scorn at me more that time
to mention.

PIUS: Yours is even better.

PAPA: What you support that stone.

PIUS: If he is saying that then your father hood was hazardous, if you don’t apologized you will lack a successor.

PAPA: I though you were the only true friend i had.

PIUS: I too ill, my four kids all half brothers share all my properties before I reach the hospital, two met me there will blood spring out of them like an August spring.

PAPA: TELL ME SOMETHING, their mum’s must been behind this.

PIUS: None of them have plans for a profound future. They look at school from an enemy point of view; they fight food in the house with their kids’ brothers.

PAPA: It is getting dark let me go.

GENIUS: Papa will make sure the good aspect of our cultural values suffer no change.

PAPA: I want you to evangelize ancestral worships up to Sicily.

GENIUS: I am going back today.

(Silence)

FAMOUS: What are you thinking my friend?

GENIUS: The person who discovered Benzene dreamt and saw a snake swallowing its tail.

FAMOUS: That is crafts. It that while you are serious as a woman begging for beauty in the.

GENIUS: I dreamt too last night.

FAMOUS: I hope that is a night mare.

GENIUS: I am sure you have come here to provoke me.

FAMOUS: One can’t joke with you, tell me now.

GENIUS: I saw a certain amount of gold.

FAMOUS: Where, we are rich men now.

FAMOUS: You doubt me.

GENIUS: Wait! I hope this going to be private.

GENIUS: In they hands of celestial bodies and I am told if it is discover and exploited, every grown up will have jewelries make up of 30Kg of gold.

FAMOUS: I thought it was behind the house, those abstract dreams I have warn you
about it.

GENIUS: The poorest person on God’s earth will be a million richer in any currency of his or her choice.

FAMOUS: None of us is an astronaut! I have an idea, we can see those bush doctors and
Those future tellers they know how to manipulate the thunder very well.

GENIUS: To do what with it.

FAMOUS: We have to own it all but no way to mine it.

GENIUS: When people are going to space through jet bumpers, you talking about rain bowl that those things only end up in the atmosphere.

FAMOUS: They go to space with space Lorries.

GENIUS: This has to be manage by the Helm of state because everything under earth and up you and me to carry the deal secretly and the extraterrestrial are going to consider us Space belong to the state and we do not have each breakfast in our life so no way
Invaders and the will do everything to fight back.

FAMOUS: When there is a will there is a way.

(The space programmed)

PIUS: When the moon is shining some of us don’t pay electric bills any longer then we will able to have the funds to support tuition in aeronautics but I am convince this so called Genius is hallucinating.

HELM: Our sons and daughters have to be sent to study astronomy.

PIUS: We have lost lives; properties a lot of crater lakes are being form day in day out Because of the rampant use of meteorites by extraterrestrial to fight us back.

BULL: The metrological station is not enough to win this battle; we must call for the service of meteorites experts, our space lorry cash with a descending meteorite because of lack of meteorites defense system.

PIUS: Our Economy is shrinking because all the funds have been channel for this never ending search for gold in space, the money that have been wasted on this war is more than enough to up lift poverty in all the developing worlds.

BULL: That is true, somebody told me in passing that some nations which to offer Genius hundred of thousands so that he can discover the gold for them. That nation in particular will flourish in pride.

HELM: That is brain drainage, I have to do something to stop it, I am afraid he can be killing if he refuses to show them the way to disarm the extraterrestrials! For research for their honey moon and leisure trips abroad, I thing something need to.

HELM: This is the second council of war and we need that Genius to tell us the way a head.

BULL: This is matter affecting national interest and people are mismanaging funds allocated be done to advert this.

QUIET: Genius where have you been all this time?

GENIUS: I when in for a research in the optical industry.

QUIET: What for?

GENIUS: I wish to improve on human front and back word simultaneous vision because
Several people have been killed on our streets because they can’t locate their
enemies from behind.

QUIET: Exams are at the corner.

GENIUS: Quiet I thought I once told you that so far as I live nobody else will win the Nobel Prize more than me.

QUIET: As for me i am just going to school to pick a job and a good husband that is all but why are you saying this?

GENIUS: A modern man is not a patient man but is only interested in fade thing, so it is only few of us who are determine to cross the banality of going to the creator library to bring to life real stuff that will sort the test of a Nobel Prize, and I will proof to the youth that Nobel Prizes are not only meant for ageing people.

FAMOUS: Genius you have disappears for long? I met several calls in your cell phone and it was always busy.

GENIUS: I am becoming a slave over research; by there way I went to the curator.

FAMOUS: For what?

GENIUS: I wish to proof to those artists that scientists are not philistines. I am culminated to pick a prize for that.

FAMOUS: I told you that school is not really moving, so I wish to go staring as those in Hollywood.

GENIUS: You need to know the advance learners Dictionary to your fingers tip.

FAMOUS: What about you? Research in this country is on the obituary desk (Page).

GENIUS: That is why I am struggling to sparkle up the sleeping giant.

FAMOUS: Genius you know boys can’t talk without talking about girls. So how can you
Proof those girls don’t fall in love (first)?

GENIUS: Eh they don’t erect.

FAMOUS: But it itching them.

GENIUS: Greet everybody for me.

FAMOUS: Prosperity should be our motor.

GENIUS: If I am not mistaking then I dropped my daily record book on the counter why making a called.

BULL: A hawker after making a called took it; I thought it was his own. He most has started bread packing with it.

GENIUS: I must rush to him, how can I trace him?

BULL: Any one you see hawking on the long street you can ask him.

GENIUS: Are you crazy? Be specific in your description.

BULL: He put on a red cap!

GENIUS: Like that of father X-mass.

FAMOUS: Yes and a tray of bread and eggs on his head.

GENIUS: Thank you!

BULL: Take care you can be called a thief whereas you are not.

GENIUS: How much do you sell eggs, bread and pepper?

HAWKER: Just a dollar for a sandwich.

GENIUS: Tie half for me.

HAWKER: Nylons are finish, I hope you it will not hurt you if I tie it up with papers from this waste diary.

GENIUS: Go on, don’t tear it, give me, and let me see.

HAWKER: Are you investigating something?

GENIUS: No, I just love to read old people’s diaries. 

HAWKER: You can be a secret leaker!

GENIUS: Use my change to buy nylon and give me the diary.

HAWKER: I am very grateful.

GENIUS: What are you looking for?

HAWKER: Much money.

GENIUS: Is this not money?

HAWKER: Pieces of papers that I can go to the toilet with.

GENIUS: This was a burial treasure for you.

HAWKER: Had I known, it is full of demanding discoveries, I have really missed the chance of my life.

GENIUS: Opportunity come but once in life so if I were you I would just goes me back to the village.

SHARP: Hi Genius.

GENIUS: Who are you?

SHARP: You have forgetting about me?

GENIUS: I am busy but I guess you are Hive kid sister.

SHARP: I wish to inquire something from you.

GENIUS: Could you propone it, I am working on the methods to improve the ability of the hand to be more active like the right one.

SHARP: So you feel nature is so crazy to have made it that way. It contains the pumping Side of the heart that is why it is inactive.

GENIUS:_I have to take precautions and this will exert a gigantic increase in the labour force or man power

SHARP: I love you very much Gen, I really wish I could be yours.

GENIUS: What do you mean, can the degree of love be measure (tested) in the lab, if so then let’s go.

SHARP: You seem to be a loveless creature, try to wake up.

GENIUS: I think I have to made a love meter (lovometer)

SHARP: When a man is staring he doesn’t need to put behind love your image is in the thought of every girl in this country.

GENIUS: That is not my cup of tea, if our forefathers had spent their stay on earth making Playboys and playgirls, you will not have seen the commercial avenue, no mention will have been constructed in this country, for instance the pyramids.

SHARP: You have won many awards is that not enough?

 GENIUS: That is not

SHARP: Why are you putting on academic Rub? You are a dropped out, your mates are doctors and PHD holders today and you are only roaming around.

GENIUS: Have they won even a fraudulent award. I pray I should never have that.

SHARP: Why? You are jealous, no honor for you.

GENIUS: What are they doing with it? PHD Poor Hopeless Drunkards!

SHARP: I have a lot of sentiments for you.

GENIUS: Oh I don’t love me highly emotional or sentimental girls because they can quickly die because of premarital fault.

FAMOUS: The Helm have propose a huge sum for those who discover the means to extract
The gold

GENIUS: What I initiated has taken those top scientists their career.

SHARP: What is the secret behind your success Genius?

GENIUS: Hard work and courage can make a man to suck milk from the nipples of the lioness. I am going for a distraction.

SHARP: With me.

GENIUS: To play card! What do you want from me? Haven’t YOU SEEN BETTER BOYS? I MY ONLY available for girls only at 45 and at 55 I pray I be going out of the earth , for now I don’t full around with old maid.

SHARP: Lets take a car to where you are going.

GENIUS: Cars are the worse thing I hate on earth.

SHARP: Why? But you have been asked to pay for the fair.

GENIUS: I am faith up with things because my G-mum compound use to looked like the
Detroit of African!

(Silence)

HIVE: When a woman desperately needs a man she can be up to date within a couple of hours So men wash out girls nibbles at bait love always end up in the Damocles.

FAMOUS: Not Quiet.

HIVE: Since we are good friends I am going to inquire.

FAMOUS: I will also do my best. We shall only meet in school tomorrow.

(In school)

FAMOUS: You this Genius, YOU are ALWAYS IN problems, what again?

GENIUS: I used my Chemistry exams fees for a Drama competition.

FAMOUS: You are joking with your academic work Genius.

GENIUS: Life today is a lucky game, you got to diversify or cross pollinate your aspiration before you can be a bread winner today.

FAMOUS: But that is not your field.

GENIUS: AT TIMES a GOOD HOBBIES CAN BECOMES A CAREER AND A
CAREER BECOMES A HOBBY, FAILURE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPENSATED.

MENTOR: You have to pay the money whether you dropped the subject or not.

FAMOUS: Genius looks at how you have gone in to problems.

GENIUS: Famous you are short sighted, I haven’t eaten the money but I am happy it is used for further investment.

FAMOUS: The Mentor is saying you are not going to attain the Philosophic class.

GENIUS: You are glad to be my rival in my absence.

FAMOUS: I feel for you Genius.

GENIUS: I am going to see him even if it means going on interest.

FAMOUS: You are already a small risk bearer an example of what a student should never be.

MENTOR: That is school money; attain the class just for today because I am starting a new Topic.

GENIUS: Thank you sir.

MENTOR: Everybody should be quiet, Nneh Lillian William’s theory of Humanity against
Humanity is the impending heritage and not inborn, which is due to rivaling
Religious or nations trying to suppress smaller once and the triumphant Survival of superior arsenals in the expense of human feelings and they Disgruntle-ness of they oppress as against the wealthy class (regime) and hatred Due to racial segregation and she added that when this theory will fail Humanity will be at ease.

GENIUS: That theory is not yet legalize. I will call the police, and consequently arms
Makers will be angry sir.

MENTOR: Who said it, if you can’t own up the whole class will go down for punishment.

GENIUS: I am the want.

MENTOR: Pass out; you are studying on credit and making comments and the person playing
That music should follow him.

GENIUS: I hate school! I hate school!

MENTOR: Come here, have you done your assignment? HE WHO HATE SCHOOL HATE THE FUTURE.

GENIUS: No sir.

MENTOR: Do you hate to fail?

GENIUS: No sir, i feel, I need some counseling sir. I was a baby born with teeth.

FAMOUS: Who then stop you from chewing?

MENTOR: Look at how your uniform is it river blindness.

FAMOUS: Answer this question Genius what is really wrong with you.

GENIUS: At O-level I was the youngest in class but A-level I am the oldest in class.

MENTOR: It is never too late, academic ladder may delay but out there you may be the boss of all.

GENIUS: Along the line I became unintelligent and cram work couldn’t help me out, I hope
Research will trolley me to success.

MENTOR: That could do but you need back up, find a day and see, you need a lot of orientation.

GENIUS: What about the disgruntle-ness of arm’s makers?

MENTOR: If arms makers are not against world peace then they shall take to alternative trades and see you guys’ next class.

FAMOUS: This Quiet her bag is always loaded with Novels and Snacks.

GENIUS: Is she still in Kindergaden and what was you doing in her bag.

IV
The triumphant returned

Main character : HIVE

OPINIONLEADER: My wife it is nice we spend this vacation in the countryside.

WIFE:  You are right our kids will be open (expose) to home values.

OPINIONLEADER: I always lack no time to appreciate the person who gave me this kind of exemplary wife. We will get marry every hour in life.

WIFE: It is only the almighty that is capable of bonding two hearts that beat together; I believe he did his best to sandwich this reprocracy and mutuality.

OPINION.L: Since you are taking care of your under wears, House help.

HOUSEHELP: Uncle, I am coming.

OPINION.L: Tell they kids to get ready for a trip to the village, beside that pick up their Necessary needs then rush to the market and pick a bag of rice ,Salt and what?

HOUSE.H: It is better you call on auntie to do it.

OPINION.L: You are right, call for her.

HOUSE.H: Aunty Uncle is calling on you.

WIFE: Tell him I am bathing; if he needs me immediately let him meet me here.

OPINION.L: I am late for an appointment and go roast me those trotters.

WIFE: Look through the window, the neighbor’s Guard has stolen from the opposite one.

OPINION.L: So guards need to be guarded!

WIFE: Sure...

OPINION.L: If you have some thing to add, do so, so that we can buy enough that will
Sustain us there.

(Hive comes into the room)

HIVE: Mummy, I will not go to the countryside.

OPINION.L: Hive you have be coming a big boy and so you don’t just have to pop into your mummy’s room when she is putting her under wears.

HIVE: But I have the right to my mum when ever I need her help.

OPINION.L: I haven’t hurt you but you can pop in when I am naked not your mum.

HIVE: Same with my elder sister Steady.

OPINION.L: She can do that exclusively to your mum.

HIVE: What is the meaning of all this barriers in my own house for?

OPINION.L: You will know it better when you grow up to be on your own.

HIVE: I love you all I will never live without you people.

OPINION.L: Hive look we are to see G-dad tonight is I still putting with him?

HAVE: No, but I have understood without growing up and I don’t really cherish the idea of Villaging because I read a story in school that everybody who comes of age in the Village is a wizard.

OPINION.L: Hive.

HIVE: Dad.

OPINION.L: Dress up your kid sisters lets go out for sight seeing.

HAVE: I will do so.

(In the room)

STEADY: Hive when daddy wants us to do something against our Will he will always offer us some flattery toys and juices from the super market.

HIVE: There is need for us to be close to nature, kids these days have over artificialized.

STEADY: ARE YOU AGAINST MODERNISM.

HIVE: No but when I was making sport this morning those « Enagaboco » that I use to pity them by sharing my snacks with, insulted me that I am a fragile kid of a high class parentage, I can not even for a minute I am already patting like an obese bull dog.

STEADY: Don’t mine them.

HIVE: But Steady why are still looking down about going to the village?

STEADY: No friend! No Cinema hall.

HIVE: Steady you are near-madness! You think those environmentalists are crazy to be singing about protecting and conservation of biodiversity for future generations?

STEADY: It is their business! I am not just interested in villaging! Enough is enough.

OPINION.L: What are you saying?

STEADY: I can’t really tell you daddy.

OPINION.L: The environmental science you are reading end up in classroom.

STEADY: No daddy.

OPINION.L: I thought you will have been the first to accept the initiative.

STEADY: I am sorry dad kids take discussions before reasoning.

OPINION.L: You ought to be.

STEADY: I have remembered our Mentor said we are not going for field trip before taking EXAMS.

OPINION.L: But this trip shall be your best bet.

STEADY: I will bring good spacemen’s for the school and Geology lab in particular and my Name will remember for time.

OPINION.L: You have started seeing far.

STEADY: Daddy you know how to convince.

OPINION.L: It was passed down even sweating.

STEADY: But that can’t be back up biologically.

OPINION.L: But you can carry out research on that and a Nobel Prize will be yours.

STEADY: I winning that, it is for ageing people, laziness is passed down to me.

PINION.L: There is nobody like that in my family perhaps from your mum’s Clan.

STEADY: Why do you men always feel that women are always pervasive?

OPINION.L: That is not really true but what you need now is encouragement and determination. Those who made it in the science field were not near average since they were rejected, they equally press-hard, and today their Names are found in all the science texts.

(Silence)

HAVE: I have to say bye to my girlfriend.

STEADY: Extend my Hi to her.

HIVE: I have heard but you know you are the elder, please for some coins.

STEADY: When you wish to extort something from me that is when you know I am your elder sister but you can use your bike?

HIVE: The pedal is out of order.

STEADY: THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE ARE GIVING THE SAME ALLOWANCE but have this.

HIVE: That is why I love you, have you ever seen children-loving an Uncle who doesn’t have
Money or bring them sweets.

STEADY: That is the case today.

HIVE: Don’t tell dad where I have gone.

STEADY: If he asks?

HIVE: To play ball.

STEADY: He knows you don’t love the game of foot.

HIVE: I went for an elucidation in the last lesion.

STEADY: You have a domestic Mentor but I know what I will tell him.

HIVE: WHAT?

STEADY: That you have started dating girls.

HIVE: You are jealous because i have the right to move out of here more than you, okay tell
Him any thing I am a big boy.

STEADY: I don’t really love that girl.

HIVE: I can remember you were the one who said QUIET is the kind of stuff we can go beyond lovers and I hold that strong.

STEADY: One can’t joke with you, I just wanted to know the degree of love you have for her.

HIVE: Why not used a thermometer.

STEADY: I have delayed you bye, I am going to sleep.

(Sentimental song)

HIVE: Hi Quiet, I hope your old people are not around.

QUIET: Are you coming with bobble mind?

HIVE: Not really.

QUIET: Have a seat.

HIVE: Put on the computer game.

QUIET: What are you branding?

HIVE: A Fata is too much.

QUIET: You have started again.

HIVE: We are going to the countryside this evening, my like will miss you.

QUIET: Lucky you, I have never been opportune to it make to my village of origin.

HIVE: Are you provoking me.

QUIET: Take heart, it is not going to be the end of time with me, even though I haven’t really
Consider your request the ultimate.

HIVE: I never expect up till this extend from you.

QUIET: So you thought I was a social phobic?

HIVE: No but you name is the true portrait of you and I really, really adore quiet girls, and your quest for knowledge.

QUIET: You are welcome and I guess you are eager to tell me something.

HIVE: I had nocturnal emission with you last night.

QUIET: I don’t really know what you are trying to saw.

HIVE: I mean… I mean…

QUIET: Go on you are stepping into your boy hood and you are that unbowl.

HIVE: I don’t really know how I can break it down.

QUIET: You have always considered me too teenage but I am in low sixth-eh.

HIVE: Look if somebody peep us.

QUIET: Not even the mirror.

HIVE: I have wet dreams with you.

QUIET: Same with me but that hasn’t claimed the fact that I have falling.

HIVE: What are you narrowing about? Do you know how to love very well?

QUIET: I am a novice in the game but we can just be friends for now.

HIVE: I NEED YOU. I HAVE BEEN PRETENDING FOR LONG, that I don’t love you.

QUIET: My parents are back soon.

HIVE: Just a French kiss is enough for this beginning.

QUIET: FEDELITY TO (BOYS) IS LIKE A CANDLE WIND VANN, I don’t want to be a just for a day.

HIVE: I promise the nightmarish behind loneliness in your life have decay from now on.

QUIET: You had been of a great consolation to me.

HIVE: Don’t mention, but the deep kisses are not coming.

QUIET: It is too early.

HIVE: Look at me inside my eyes.

QUIET: Have a nice journey.

HIVE: CLOSE your gate.

(Talking alone)

QUIET: I thought I could side step from this but he is so nice looking, so chivalrous to be let down, he has shown me that he needs me and my entire life I must belong to him next time, all girls are roses, my entire life will be at a satiate with him.

(Talking alone)

HIVE: Quiet is a very luscious one, she will claim my life till grave point, with her love is at juniper, a bunch of expiring girls mock at her because she was still embedded with enough beauty that could ran a man loony but the scars on her tibias could tell the story of her whole life, but if she rid me she will be ruining her chances with a smile, I am such a lad that love at first sight mean twice than a bad season but if she take a wrong step from my life she will get lost forever, I have had my love sat on the dust for long...

(Ringing the gate bell)

STEADY: What is at the gate?

HIVE: Hive.

STEADY: Wait, let me get the key.

HIVE: Be on the haste.

STEADY: When you were with her, you were not on such haste, so it is me that you will
Come to pressurize, if you joke you will be a guard this night.
HIVE: Quiet said Hi and she is angry with you because of no phone calls.

STEADY: But she has to understand that she is becoming a big girl, so she need people like by her side.

HIVE: You too, I hope you will soon get out of the refrigerator.

(Car hooting)

STEADY: That is daddy car approaching.

OPINION.L: I hope you guys have gotten set.

STEADY: We are more than ready.

HIVE: Who told you?

OPINION.L: By the way what are you guys doing out of the gate this late, next time you have to hurry when opening the gate because I can be track down by robbers.

HIVE: Steady you heard what that thief is saying, the entire bush that he used to pass with his car robbers can’t attack him, and they will be foolish to do it here with light and security Websites around.

STEADY: Don’t mine him; the way he was wobbling, I realized this was the first time he has gotten drunk.

HAVE: He wish to go and freighting those villagers but I love night journeys.

STEADY: I love to see places.

HIVE: You and that your village, you will soon get married to a villager.

STEADY: What is bad in that if he is educated, daddy has once been a villager but today no trace is left, what women need from their husbands does mutual understand.

HIVE: You can be a good love lecturer; I am going to my flat.

STEADY:  You have only a room up there and you are calling it your flat?

HIVE: Since it is all empty, I am like a king without a kingdom!

STEADY: But you can’t be like a husband without a wife? Who is the guy camping with you?

HIVE: He was my kindergarten mate.

STEADY: We got to leave tonight and he is a nice guy.

HIVE: And so...

STEADY: Dad doesn’t know somebody is hibernating here. Hive, I am at choosy!

HIVE: It seems you are in love, take care; choosy-girls are suicide prone!

STEADY: I will see what I can do to walk a way from that.

HIVE: Go to your wet blank I will see what I can do?

STEADY: You are funny, so one can’t appreciate a boy.

HIVE: LOOK at her, have you ever admire a boy, but I am keeping him because we
Don’t know tomorrow, even one of the last threes in class can be the boss of they top threes.

STEADY: You mean he was a dull boy.

HIVE: YOU girls reason very low and slow that was a life example, when you see underdog people help them well.

STEADY: Where will he stay when we will leave?

HIVE: My allowance is not enough to rent him a room but I will connect him to a friend in town.

STEADY: Take this add to what you have and ask him to pick a room for him self, I will see what I can do when we are back.

HIVE: This is a turning point in your life.

STEADY: But life has to change.

HIVE: Ram I told you we are leaving for the countryside, I and my sister have raised this sum to enable you has a room for your self.

RAM: Thank you very much; words alone can’t express my joy.

HIVE: Even my son will not be able to reword you on what you did to me.

RAM: Extend my thanks to your sister.

(The car engine on)

OPINION.L: Get all bags put in the car boot.

HIVE: Home sick daddy is ready Steady.

OPINION.L: Have we got all the basic things?

WIFE: Almost but we are going to pick some along the way.

OPINION.L: HIVE, lock all the rooms and bring all the keys.

HIVE: Yes dad.

In the car

OPINION.L: Hive and Steady you take care of those kids and make sure you put on your site BELL.

STEADY: I will have love to site in front and I hate night traveling.

OPINION.L: That is your mum site and why do you hate it?

TEADY: No experiences daddy.

OPINION.L: On our way back it will not be dark.

STEADY: I hope so.

OPINION.L: In those days we used to plight this road barefooted and kids these days will talk of human rights.

HIVE: That is revolution.

OPINION.L: It is just that I promised to my life that my kids will never-never suffer or pass through what I saw. Like wise none of you will come to town again.

WIFE: That is a Heavenly decision, more grease to your elbows.

HIVE 
Put on some Rap.

OPINION.L
 I have become your driver because you are sitting on the owner seat you got the guts to make comments if youngfull age wasn’t the time for foolish crazy drive , young will never love youngfulness.

WIFE
Put on that Church tape.

HIVE
What reason in the world?

WIFE 
Don’t you know that we are on a journey, any thing can happen.

HIVE 
You are afraid of death.

OPINION.L
You this Hive you are coming very pompous.

WIFE 
It seems he has started dating girls.

  OPINION.L
Let me tell you in own days we were S T D free, we could do and undo but
You these youngsters you have to take precautions.

STEADY 
The highest privation is Quarantine by std owners.

OPINION.L 
They are scorn and jilt in the society that is why they tend to spread it.

WIFE 
All this men that got HIV bought it with their own MONEY.

OPINION.L 
What are you talking about? Women are thy sellers of it.

STEADY 
One day a drug will be as common that of Malaria.

OPINION.L 
Youths feels that the search for the cure is only reserve for ageing people.

HIVE
I have an idea if we can incarcerate premarital circumcision or hibernated the White blood cells of the affected person.

OPINION.L 
Opportunistic infection will step in 

HIVE 
That is curable and on the other hand will die of starvation.

WIFE: I hope you will go to the university teaching hospital before proving that.

COMEDY: Daddy why is the road to your village so long and many corners?

OPINION.L: We soon reach.

WIFE: G.dad must have been waiting for us for long.

OPINION.L: We are just a km a way.

HIVE: This place is better than how I thought.

(Shouting)

G.DAD: You are welcome my son.

G.MUM. you are welcome my daughter.

WIFE: Yes Mama. Hive I know you are tire but try to help those kids off load the boot.

OPINION.L: Daddy how is every thing?

G.DAD: I am almost growing sightless!

OPINION.L: That is why I delayed my trip to buy these lenses.

G.DAD: Thank you very much my son.

OPINION.L: My wife try to arrange how they kids are going to pass the night, why Stead should bath Comedy and Sharp.

STEADY: There is no shower daddy!

WIFE: Take a bucket.

STEADY: Manual bathing I have never done that.

PINION.L: Steady you must reason we are in the village and I have brought you here to learn because you don’t know life will flink you.

STEADY: You are blaming as if it is my fault? THIS IS YOUR PLACE OF BIRTH YOU NEED TO IMPROVE LIFE WELFARE LIKE OTHERS ARE DOING.

OPINION.L: That is what I am hunting for.

WIFE: Good morning kids, how did you passed the night?

HIVE: We don’t need air conditional here again.

WIFE: Steady joins me in the kitchen why Hive and his dad are walking around.

(Bird are singing)

HIVE: No breakfast.

WIFE: We are in the village it is combine with lunch.

OPINION.L: I and my wife are going to visit some elders so Steady takes proper care of the kids.

STEADY: They kids are saying that you should buy them ice cream.

WIFE: I been telling you time and again that those thing are not here

G.DAD: Hive was they kids?

STEADY: They are brushing their teeth.

G.DAD: Call them here.

STEADY: Comedy and Sharp.

COMEDY: We are coming.

HIVE: There still brushing their teeth.

STEADY: THEY DON’T BRUSH TEETHS OUT OF THE BATH ROOM.

G.DAD: Cease all those tooth brushes from them and give them this chewing stick.

STEADY: What for?

G.DAD: You are here for traditional studies.

STEADY: I have understood you but we are not used to this system from child hood.

G.DAD: Thank you for explaining to me.

G.MUM: These kids neither have male or female names. 

G.DAD: That is there world today.

STEADY: Hive call for THEY KIDS we need to have a story telling circle with G.DAD.

G.DAD: You should never be the first to give a hand shake to an elder, cross your legs in front of elder, on pockets your hands.

HIVE: That is being much backed word, I will refuse to bent down and clap in front of the chief he is a human being like us. 

G.DAD: The day you will come here begging for titles that is when you will pay a heavy ransom.

HIVE: I am not a kidnapper.

STEADY: Hive comes here, when you are talking to elders try to please them, don’t be an ageist, you will one day be like them.

HIVE: comedy and Sharp were seriously beaten by a certain poisonous weed when they took a walked around the compound.

G.DAD: It is a weed with a defensive ability and it makes kids to grow stronger and to have resistance to their surrounding.

STEADY: I suggest we take them to the hospital.

OPINION.L: I BROUGHT them here for this experience; I hope they will have their own story to tell.

G .DAD: LOOK FOR PALM OIL RUB ROUND THEM.

HIVE: That can’t happen.

G.DAD: Are they super children more than those once running out side.

HIVE: G.dad you compare Comedy and Sharp with those wild animals (beast) in the name of children.

G.DAD: It is just that I love you like wise this children will be sick for live, this is the same way a child who was destine to be the president grow up.

HIVE: His children are more privileged, more comfortable, and have a guaranteed future.

OPINION.L: Hive you have to understand, along the line he became a super human even if he is as good as a goose, people will still try to hurt him by tracking his kids down. That is why they are more secure.

HIVE: The common man dream is to be the head of state.

OPINION.L: If he is more than hard working.

HIVE: If that is what it takes, then the chances are really slim.

WIFE: There are others aspirations in life.

HIVE: What do you mean mum?

WIFE: LIFE IS A SEA OF ALTERNATIVE(S).

OPINION.L: AND AN OCEAN OF MISFORTURNE(S).

HIVE: I will be a showman.

OPINION.L: I will disown you.

HIVE: Me too, if that will be possible through DNA.

OPINION.L: You have the guts to talk to me like that; I never spoke to my dad that way.

HIVE: By then freedom of speech was still jail! OR SHOULD I ASK HIM?

WIFE: You are right Hive but you have to seal your lips when you are talking to adults.

COMEDY: Mummy it is out of place being here.

HIVE: She is right.

WIFE: SHE wasn’t talking to you Hive.

HIVE: These natives are walking in the dark as if they posse’s nocturnal vision.

STEADY: You this Hive you are becoming so harsh with your tongue.

SHARP: WHEN ARE WE GOING?

WIFE: Tonight.

OPINION.L: For the benefit of Steady we must start going tomorrow.

WIFE: Why?

OPINION.L: She has to do some wheel screen to pornography studies.

WIFE: But she can make a separate trip here.

STEADY: It will be nostalgia.

OPINION.L: You will budget for that my wife.

WIFE: My account is empty.*

OPINION.L: Women always react before they reason.

WIFE: I have always told you to stop belittling me in front of these kids.

OPINION.L: I am sorry but you should stop dishing out low key suggestions in front of kids.

STEADY: I hope G.dad knows that we are living this morning.

OPINION.L: Only him alone.

HIVE: G.DAD IS CALLING FOR US FOR LIBELTION.

STEADY: These people can’t do without their believed?

OPINION.L: It is part and parcel of their lives.

WIFE: Good night every body.

OPINION.L: It is 6: 00 clock get they kids up.

WIFE: Hive you make sure every thing is put inside the boot.

SHARP: We are out of boredom.

OPINION.L: Stay well.

WIFE: what are those huge rocks doing in the car boot?

STEADY: They belong to me.

HIVE: She is a bricklayer.

OPINION.L: Short off!

STEADY: There are my spacemen’s for the Geology lab.

OPINION.L: I never knew i have a very precocious daughter.

STEADY: Hive wish to be a lazy man sitting in the Office and signing fraudulent documents

WIFE: I DON’T LOVE GRIEF FOR GRIEF.

G.DAD: Bye everybody.

(Car engine on)

OPINION.L: We have been traveling for 3km, No comment.

STEADY: It seems the devil has passed in.

WIFE: Hive this is the time you have to be questing.

OPINION.L: When I was at his age I couldn’t bear passing 30 minutes with an elder without ASKING A QUESTION.

HIVE: What is the different between intelligence and talent?

WIFE: There are synonyms.

OPINION.L: Intelligence is acquired but talent is what you are born with.

STEADY: Why is it that foot ballers have to pass through school?

OPINION.L: That is to refine their talent.

HIVE: Is prostitution a talent?

WIFE: That is truism.

OPINION.L: You have to be open to these kids. Girls are fools polished by beauty!

WIFE: Change will teach them. Women are geniuses polished by love and age.

OPINION.L: They will instead mess if they grow up without knowing.

HIVE: I have asked but daddy so-go-on…

OPINION.L: The fields of women activities are limited. SO MOST OF THE FEELS THAT BEING STREETW ALKER IS A SPRING BOARD TO SUCCESS.

 WIFE: That is not the case.

HIVE: A woman will always defend a woman.

OPINION.L: What is the case?

WIFE: I am not your library.

OPINION.L: You always mastermind your self.

WIFE: I have told this Hive to stop asking foolish questions.

OPINION.L: My wife look we have more girls than boys, it is our duty to bring them up the way their lives will not suffer social frustration.

WIFE: Tell them and allow me in peace.

OPINION.L: My daughters. Yes! Yes! Yes daddy.

OPINION.L: Give me your ears and you can close your eyes.

STEADY: You are too funny daddy.

OPINION.L: Prostitution does not only reward poverty but some unscrupulous girls use it to compensate the scarcity of men.

COMEDY: What do you mean daddy?

OPINION.L: No woman was born in this world without her husband but if you are not patient you will end up a sex seller.

WIFE: If the dog is too patient all the bones will disappear.

SHARP: What is talent now?

WIFE: Natural ability to create or do things.

STEADY: What beauty contest?

OPINION.L: That is real prostitution as a talent.

STEADY: Why do you not inform the neighbors before we left?

OPINION.L: I wanted our trip to take the form of your name.

COMEDY: I ever forgot.

WIFE: What?

COMEDY: My teeth’s asked me to inquire the extract meaning of my name and why you me gave me?

WIFE: Ask your dad.

OPINION.L: If I wasn’t there?

WIFE: But it takes two to make one.

OPINION.L: That is why I don’t want our parental hood to be one sided.

WIFE: The meaning of your name is stories that start good and end nicely.

COMEDY: What a good meaning if there were name competition I will have been one of the contestants.

OPINION.L: THE REASON I GAVE YOU THAT NAME IS TO ENCOURAGE YOU THAT LIFE IS A CONTNUES STRUGGLE.

STEADY: Hive what is your own view about this name?

HIVE: It will be a tragicomedy!

STEADY: Hive why are you saying so?

HIVE: This because life is undulating and it’s not as smooth as daddy feels.

SHARP: Daddy Comedy is crying!

OPINION.L: His provocation is too much, my wife what can we to him?

WIFE: Punish him when we reach home.

OPINION.L: I want it now.

SHARP: He should walk on his legs for 2.5km.

OPINION.L: That is a good idea; we are left 2km to the lunch spot let me part and go out.

HIVE: I will never do it again, please mummy plead for me.

COMEDY: Look at him through the back screen.

STEADY: Why are you people laughing at him next time it maybe you?

WIFE: You people should stop that rotten mouth, my husband that is my only son and if I loose him I will never come close to a male kid.

OPINION.L: That is your problem.

WIFE: By the way I am in my post menses; you can still give birth to male kids even at 80!

OPINION.L: He is a man, he deserve experience to enrich his male hood and that is part of the militaristic training (career) I had been planning for him.

WIFE: That is a horrendous art! Not to my son, stop this car, I will drop down and meet him.

STEADY: Mummy I can’t locate him through the driving mirror.

(TALKING ALONE)

HIVE: Why is dad treating me this way, I can’t cover this distance with legs again, and what can I do to help my self?

DRIVER: Can I help you.

HIVE: I have half way fair.

DRIVER: This not your father’s car.

HIVE: I am so foolish I was not supposed to tell him what I had.

DRIVER: (2nd) where are you going to?

HIVE: To the lunch spot.

DRIVER (2nd): Give me the full fair.

HIVE: Go away what kind of trouble is this?

DRIVER (2nd): The poor will perish.

HIVE: What can I do now? I have to use my brain where is my own commonsense.

BULL: It is not common.

Hive: can you help me.

BULL: Yes.
HIVE: Can I have old roller skate?

BULL: My son has one.

HIVE: How far from here to your resident?

BULL: About 1.5 to 2km.

HIVE: That is impossible. It will mean covering more than the distance i have left.

BULL: You can do some pony trekking.

HIVE: That is madness, I am not on a pressure trip and the cost of hiring it can take part of my life saving.

BULL: ALL LEFT TO YOUN I AM GOING.

Hive: Where is the market?

Bull: About 50 stones away from here.

Hive: THIS GUY MOST SURELY BE MAD? I AM NOT ASKING FOR THE WEIGHT OF THE MARKET.

BULL: I am sorry it is 50m from here.

(In the market)

HIVE: How much is the cost of this skate?

GENIUS: 2 DOLLARS? Eh Hive it is you.

HIVE: What are you doing here?

GENIUS: My researches haven’t matured.

HIVE: Last price is half.

GENIUS: Big you! Do it quick I am packing, in business will don’t know friends.

HIVE: Take you money and un-tight it.

GENIUS: You can’t do this 2km on skate alone; you have to hold the bumper of a lorry.

HIVE: That is good but if I am caught?

GENIUS: you will be handed to the police or you will be treated as their lorry boy right up to the next country.

HIVE: Tell me what to do?

GENIUS: Give me something.

HIVE: I don’t have, pity this situation.

GENIUS: Hold the lorry that has no driving mirror only, if you fail your trip will be triple.

HIVE: Thank you that is one approaching, just the type you told me about. What about if they police stop the lorry for no driving mirror?

GENIUS: The police stop is beyond your destination! Bye...

(Talking alone)

HIVE: look at the risk I am taking, I will not talk to any of them but I have to behave like a big boy.

(Brake down)

COMEDY: I have seen somebody passed behind that snake like lorry as Hive.

WIFE: But he’s got no rolling skate.

HIVE: I’m instead ahead of them.

SHARP: That is Hive.

WIFE: where.

SHARP: at the lunch spot.

OPINION.L: I told you not to bother, look how brave your son has become.

WIFE: don’t talk to me and you this Sharp you are the cause of all this.

OPINION.L: That was to teach him a lesson; at list he has something to about this trip.

WIFE: Will you gain from this?

OPINION.L: I my days I was used to digging pits and filling them back.

HIV: You people thought you have hurt me but I have instead leant how to face life and reason at the same time.

STEADY: Hive you are already a small Hero.

COMEDY: He is not even angry.

SHARP: He is laughing as if nothing has happen.

HIVE: What happen that I came before you people?

TEADY: We have a tyre puncture 20 minutes after the spare tyre exploded, if dad wasn’t an experience driver, we all will have ran into an approaching jungle.

OPINION.L: Hive I have a surprise for you.

HIVE: That is not important.

STEADY: What is important?

HIVE: The experience, I never knew I could be as intelligence as that.

OPINION.L: If I had done that to these girls, they will have joined their mum to hate me for life.

COMEDY: That will not have been enough. 

OPINION.L: Hive from now on, you have a handsome allowance until you are on your own.

COMEDY: Let’s go for lunch I am hungry.

(Noise in the market)

OPINION.L: Everybody shall choose what he or she will eat, for me I will eat roasted COCOYAMS and plantains and plums.

SHARP: I will eat roasted cocoyam, animal fat and avocado!

HIVE: Daddy your audiences are salivating. 

STEADY: Hive you have come again.

SHARP: I will eat but hamburger and ice cake.

WIFE: No

HIVE: Mummy are you food-racist.

WIFE: No, there is no bakery here and she’s demanding silly things.

OPINION.L: Get this money buys a lot of bush meat and I will keep some for my friend who is a forest guard.

HIVE: So you are the one promoting poaching.

WIFE: I hope everybody has eased his or her self.

HIVE: How can you be driving and eating? That is selfishness.

WIFE: Oh my GOD we have finally reached happily. I will get a bath and sleep till the cows are back.

(Silence)

OPINION.L: Everybody should observe a bath then face the super before going to in for sleeping competition.

HIVE: Steady doesn’t tell dad where I have gone to.

STEADY: Where are you going after this dark?

HIVE: To see Quiet.

STEADY: You are that mad in love?

HIVE: It is none of your business.

STEADY: Infatuated boy.

QUIET: WHO IS RINGING?

HIVE: Me.

QUIET: I am death my old people are in the house.

HIVE: But no car in the gate.

QUIET: Come in.

HIVE: I having you chest to chest am something I could not imagine.

QUIET: But my parents are soft now but never have you kissed me by surprise.

HIVE: I am sorry you know a child’s destine to be the most intelligent started by writing non sense too.

QUIET: How was your trip?

HIVE: My dad will be paying me as far as I start putting alone.

QUIET: For what?

HIVE: I did very cleaver things while in the countryside which he never expected me to.

QUIET: You know I am not like others girls.

HIVE: We have to move from one night club to another.

QUIET: I don’t see with you at all.

HIVE: What do you expect me to do with this huge sum of money at my youthful age?

QUIET: That is a trap!

HIVE: Quiet you are crazy! Okay how?

QUIET: I BET YOU MY MUM. You will not enter into that trap until the day you cease to be my Hive.

HIVE: My death body will not.

QUIET: All boys are humble at the beginning.

HIVE: Your name is an image of what boy’s desire from girls.

QUIET: Hive means busy and hardworking and that is the something we desire from boys.

HIVE: We are square pet in a square hole.

QUIET: Take that money every month used just a small part of it and open an account for the rest.

HIVE: I knew after yearning for love I will pick up some one who is reasonable than my mum.

QUIET: You are crossing the border because of me, you don’t have to insult your mum.

HIVE: I am sorry.

QUIET: It is okay.

HIVE: How about the kisses you promised me?

QUIET: You can’t forget something; by the way it is too early.

HIVE: I have told you relentlessly that delayance is not the true test of love and in addition to that right thinking boys do not take advantage of girls that don’t wish to love the right guys.

QUIET: YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE BOWL BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY, so I need to say yes before you know i love you.

HIVE: look at your house like an intercontinental ship, so you want me to go inside of you without permission and jail will remain my entire grave.

QUIET: You are 1000 time shy than an owl before dark.

HIVE: Okay coma up to for a fore play.

QUIET: On the gate, if I get arouse you will leave soon and a lonely night will be beside me.

HIVE: I need to have the smell of my female body on me this night.

QUIET: As you have insisted come on to me naked until something stop you.

HIVE: That is impossible; we can’t do this on the road.

QUIET: Only the moon can betray us (apart from the moon nothing can betray us).

HIVE: Give me your hand.

QUIET: The front of your trousers have bulge.

HIVE: What is wrong in that?

QUIET: Caress me as an old widower! Oh my love, you are so succulent, my diary will take note of this day.

HIVE: I hope your mum can’t pop into it.

QUIET: I will keep it out of reach of mums because she doesn’t want me to know what she knew it is twice the age of my kid brother.

HIVE: I never knew love was so sugary.

QUIET: You have reached your first orgasm and you are being carried away.

HIVE: Good night my life orgasm!

QUIET: You have got what you were after; you are just started to loose taste.

HIVE: Quiet that is not the case, I have traveled all along and I have jumped over the window to meet you this late, if you are ready to send me away then that is a giant error.

QUIET: Good night and don’t remember me.

HIVE: I have told you to stop philosophy our affair.

QUIET: Bye

(On the gate)

HIVE: Steady! Steady!

STEADY: Who is that?

HIVE: Don’t put on the light.

STEADY: Next time I will not.

HIVE: Thank you.

(Talking alone)

STEADY: What in the world will I have such a boy who is so loving like my brother but
Ram will, he is the first boy I fell in love with, I hope he will one day ask me out.

WIFE: Hive has started keeping late night.

Enter OPINION.L

OPINION.L: We will take him to the Doctor so that he can select what is making him attracted to girls out of his food.

WIFE: You are some time funny.

OPNION.L: What can we do? He even stole my condoms the other day.

WIFE: He supposes to have a fiancé by now, if he snatch your condoms it better than going in naked.

OPNION.L: What about his elder sister?

(In the kitchen)

STEADY: Hive is badly in love he calls the girl’s name even when he is sirstaing, he broke glasses this morning and have registered several knock on his head in the door cross-bar.

WIFE: No doubt the number of love pompous on his face has increase.

STEADY: I BELIEVE HE IS READY TO WED.

WIFE: At 20.

STEADY: He will.

HIVE: If I am going to marry Quiet no marry ground for her, no sex kiss in the altar.

WIFE: Why those complexes?

HIVE: Even though I am getting married under age, nearly all the marries that have been
Super honor have end up in the waiting palms of devoice

WIFE: That is too harsh at your age.

HIVE: I am going to make Quiet the first girl to ignore those rules,
I love he her more than life it self.

WIFE: Then you will not wed again.

HIVE: Kisses or a good caress of woman have never increases the beauty or handsome of a child.

WIFE: I have always warned you with those your silly question.

HIVE: I have the right to quest.

WIFE: You are disturbing.

HIVE: No mama kissing in altar is promiscuity in church.

WIFE: That is legally accepted.

(COUNTRY MUSIC)

QUIET: We are now sharing the same flat.

HIVE: Bring hot water.

QUIET: At what temperature?

HIVE: At clitoris temperature.

QIUET: Hive I have told you about this your expensive jokes.

HIVE: I was supposed to be an actor.

QIUET: What happened?

(Rab)

HIVE: My dad stood against.

 QIUET: It is not too late and you have even remembered me.

HIVE: About what?

QUIET: When I was small I saw how a girl suffered from female mutilation and I made it a top priority to fight against it to the extreme.

HIVE: You need to take classes in women’s study.

QUIET: That is necessary for now.
HIVE: For you to convince those under privilege women, you need funds, you need the talent and a micro women project because some time it is idleness that pushes them into such practice.

QUIET: But the legacy of my G.dad is enough to train trainers who will go to field.

HIVE: Or you get involve in Donors organizations.
QUIET: That is a good idea what else?

HIVE: You have to convince them on how the cutting of the clitoris is damage to a girl child’s sexual health and offer prizes to those who are not mutilated.

QUIET: We have to do something to those already mutilated because it is them who go around forcing others.

HIVE: You still have to thrive about molesting of young girls and others from of valence against women but mine your self some like it the way mention above.

QUIET: That will be the top of the agenda of the NGO, I am about to create and it will only train they victims of the above and they will have a minor salary and will also move about to disseminate gifts and lectures to young girls and their parents on the jeopardy behind this practice.

HIVE: I love to have an iron lady but you have to understand you near house wife and you have to take care of me and the kids we are going to put forth.

QUIET: That is not a problem, I have well organized time table but at the beginning I will have a lot of engagements but towards the end, the job will be dissipated.

HIVE: We still owe our nuptial flight.

QIUET: You are right but you have to have a feeling of humor, for instance, if I was mutilated? You wouldn’t have made a happy home with me and you told me at the beginning that everything about me inspires you.

(OPINION.L AND INSIDER)

INSIDER: I heard you went to on a journey.

OPINION.L: I went to meet the grass root people and also to solve family up risings.

INSIDER: What good news did you bring from there?

OPINION.L: Those who say AFRICA has no philosophers are just giving their opponent or rival a bad name in order to kill her.

INSIDER: What are you really saying?

OPINION.L: I was very impress the way the HELM dish out a verdict.

INSIDER: On what aspect sir?

OPINION.L: The old land occupation in the east has have been solving orderly.

INSIDER: With what?

OPINION.L: Reconciliation policy.

INSIDER: What kind of impression do you hold for the Helm?

(Speech)

OPINION.L: When I at on he balcony observing the departure of the sun and arrival of the moon I realize that Africa philosophers have been for a dozen of centuries in the form of chieftaincy.

INSIDER: in what sense?

OPINION.L: Chieves are always right and they pass good verdicts without seeing the four walls of a law college.

INSIDER: What is your conclusion?

OPINION.L: Those who argue against the fact that Africa has no philosophy or philosophers are short sighted (myopia) because it appeared in Africa tens of decades before they were born and trained in schools, this chieves who have exist till today were able to disseminate love, and wisdom to their people by solving their problems with true verdict and able to live in a cordial and solidarity

INSIDER: Do you have something to add?

OPINION.L: Not today.

INSIDER: Bye, I am going to interview the POSTULATOR.

OPINION.L: Greet him for me.

(In the parlor)

OPINION.L: Steady! Steady.

STEADY: Daddy!

OPINION.L: Dress up, we are going to see Hive in his flat at noon.

(Talking alone)

STEADY: WHAT ARE MINE STIIL DOING IN THIS ROOM? After picking up a Degree in COSMOLOGY,oh God review to me my hidden husband, look at my kid brother. I will remain man-less, I hope you listening to my prayers almighty.

COMEDY: I have just heard you praying that is why I wish to join you.

STEADY: Come on.

(Silence)

OPINION.L: I am already in the table.

STEADY: Have a nice meal daddy.

COMEDY: I read over a press that QUIET is having an NGO to take care of women’s problems.

STEADY: I wish I was like her.

OPINION.L: God has a plan for everybody.

SHARP: You are right daddy.

OPINION.L: All of you should get into the car let’s go, I am not suppose to be late for an Appointment.

(TV sound on)

QUIET: Welcome daddy and Steady, how are you?

STEADY: Quiet you are looking good.

QUIET: I am getting stress up these days.

STEADY: It appear you have taking in.

QUIET: You are right.

STEADY: You are a completed woman and not a complimented woman.

QUIET: Let’s go to the living room and meet others.

OPINION.L: Hive.

HIVE: DADDY.

OPINION.L: You are a fast son.

HIVE: There is a new abases that behind a successful woman there is a man.

OPINION.L: I remember your mum got pregnant for Steady just 600 hours in her marries life.

HIVE: Daddy I wish to have a closest with you and Steady exclusively! COMEDY Sharp and Quiet could be washing cartoons.

OPINION.L: Hive gets on.

STEADY: There is something fishy or what has Quiet done so wrong?

HIVE: No.

OPINION.L: Why are you wasting time I got some where to go?

HIVE: I will discuss with her and she will tell you personally.

OPINION.L: I thought you are already big Hive, so you can’t assume my responsibility over these kids!

HIVE: There is this guy who was camping in my room; I and Steady gave him a positive support in his days of need.

OPINION.L: What else?

HIVE: He has picked up a good job in the aviation company and is asking for Steady’s hand in marriage.

OPINION.L: What is his name?

HIVE: Ram.

OPINION.L: I hope he is going to Ram my daughter well.

HIVE: Aviators are not rakishness!

STEADY: Dad this is the first man I fell love with and I swore to my life I must one day meet him and it has happened.

HIVE: I can remember I asked you and you refused.

STEADY: Hive, you know girls are born clumsy towards being open when emotional problems are concerned.

HIVE: Let’s meet others in the living room.

QUIET: Food is ready, daddy eat before you go.

OPINION.L: I am in haste, they kids are going to eat and eat my own share.

QUIET: These are G.nuts.

OPINION.L: Put them inside the glove compartment.

COMEDY: Daddy doesn’t forget to stop at the pharmacy for my medications.

OPINION.L: Yes, Hive drive they kids home and good day.

STEADY: Whose cell phone is ringing?

HIVE: Mine, Comedy please rush for it in the love-room.

QUIET: Who is on the line?

HIVE: Oh, Ram is you.

RAM: What’s up men?

HIVE: Ends are rushing okay.

RAM: I am occupied as usual.

HIVE: Can you make it here now.

RAM: Certainly, what about the issue we talked about?

HIVE: I have made the require can tact and the ball is on your court.

RAM: It is so fast as if the love had preexisted.

HIVE: I have a surprise for you but I am guested.

RAM: I am already on my way.

STEADY: WHO WAS ON THE LINE?

HIVE: I thought it was RAM but it is rather his friend. Who is the kidest, you in Africa only the youngest among a group of persons is sent?

COMEDY: Sharp.

HIVE: Sharp open the gate for the August guest.

COMEDY: Roll out the red carper.

RAM: Who are those little girls?

HIVE: You don’t still know Comedy and Sharp?

RAM: They are grown ups now, I left when they were kids.

HIVE 
This is Quiet my wife.

RAM
I thought you told me last time.

HIVE
Let’s go in.

RAM
What kind of set up is this? Why don’t you hitch me that Steady was here? Look at how un-forpist I am to meet glucose of my life.

HIVE
I just thought it wise that you guys could start wish a blind date since both of you have been tantalizing for each other in a separate world and the only seal of lovers is this situation and I hope you guys wouldn’t only reward my efforts with blames.

STEADY 
Hive I know how pushful you have been to me and my entire life.

HIVE
I hope you have started consuming alcohol you are a big man now.

RAM
I told my mum about this.

STEADY
What did she say?

RAM 
From your name she already conclude that Steady is a good woman and she had started your wedding shopping before death claimed her and even in her grave bed she understood that Steady remained very instrumental in my life.

HIVE
Oh what a mixed feeling? Out my dad’s super happiness is unmentionable;

STEADY 
Accept my condolence, that’s the world.

HIVE 
We have to cease this opportunity to meet my parents.

(Car engine on)

RAM
You are right.

HIVE
Quiet get ready.

RAM
Hope we are going to take my car.

STEADY
Quiet should drive me and there kids while you guys’ trolleys with Ram’s car, so as to expand the congregation.

HIVE 
That is good but time has come for us to pull you out of the kids and you must start assuming your responsibility.

RAM
That will take time Hive.

HIVE
We have to make this move look like a pre-wedding and the dress Steady is putting on really looks like that of a mini-wedding.

QUIET
Ladies before gentlemen, for that reason our car has to be ahead.

HIVE
That old adage will be out of order when her heiress will be replaced by an heir.

RAM
We even have some pertinent things to chat about

SHARP
It is better to co-drive.

HIVE
She has coinage it well.

RAM
What do girls really love in boys?

(Car radio on)

HIVE
Praising them always, you look good, your hair style is nice, huge guys bulging of boys front trousers, you have to always give them a helping hand and THAT EXPLAIN WHY WOMEN NEVER WANT(love) CHIVALROUS MEN TO BE CELIBATES

RAM
But those kinds of men haven’t been born by them.

HIVE 
You have to be an old crook in the game of Done Juan but I don’t feel you are a novice.

RAM 
You are right.

HIVE
Take time not to be over shadow by discussion when driving.

RAM 
I am an aviator this is a toy.

HIVE
I believe in the absence of heridony that is when women become really devils.

 RAM
Others regard them as pleasure objects and not of your own point of view.

HIVE
But they are last human beings.

RAM
This idea of celibacy really increases the rate of old maids.

HIVE
But polygamous policy can drain them out of there streets.

RAM
That is noise-noise and secondary enslaver for the man.

HIVE
Men are engage in stress and wars that is why the marriage equation will never be balanced.

RAM 
Making love with force and for a long time in one stand can really be a solution to the scarcity of men in our so city.

HIVE 
That will only give birth to brutal children but this our scientists should come out with that device instead of making explosives, park the car well.

(Silence)

OPINION.L 
What actually happened you bring the kids this late?

HIVE 
Daddy greet my friend first, I will clarify you later.

OPINION.L
You are welcome and have a site, Hive who is he?

HIVE 
He is the one I told you this morning, he coincidentally met us when you left.

OPINION.L
How is life my son?

RAM 
EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH.

OPINION.L
Comedy and Sharp go to the room.

HIVE
No daddy they will soon be adults AND IT WILL THEIR TURN.

OPINION.L
I am strictly convince that Steady is destine for you but as you youngsters call Marry hell but that is not the true meaning until you taste it, if both of you have intimate assurance then we are only waiting on the wedding day.

HIVE
Daddy what about the marriage certificate?

OPINION.L
That is not a problem, before two people are considered married their conscious, sentiments and souls must first fuse together before pieces of paper can come in later.

HIVE 
This will be regarded as concubine.

OPINION.L
But fiancé ship doesn’t last for life.

 RAM
Daddy is right, Hive that was witty of you.

OPINION.L
Ram what do you have to add?

RAM
My mum passed away when I needed her much that was high school time, then for my Dad he will be here when I will be preparing for the wedding proper. No High school sweetheart could replace the big hole she created in the world for me…

OPINION.L
That’s the world my son. Sharp get the wine in the cupboard for libation.

RAM 
I was the want who was supposed to buy.

OPINION.L
Don’t worry my son this is not the kind of marriage you are going to be pressurize in.

  RAM 
I will be leaving and will be back in two week time.

OPINION.L
Let me impose a closet for you and Steady.

STEADY
Quiet come and let’s converse in the room while I am dressing up.

QUIET
Steady you are a lucky girl.

STEADY 
Why say so?

QUIET
I hope nobody is listening.

STEADY
Yes.

QUIET 
Most men that have lost their mum’s are selling like hot cake.

STEADY 
I don’t understand you?

QUIET 
You will his all and all! Nobody will control you but make sure you love him to the Top of a Mahogany tree because girls today are experts (specialists) in seizes men which their mum when to grave very early (young) and so even go to there extend of Killing their mum-in-law’s in other to be the queen!

STEADY 
I was blind, I was regretting why life should treat the woman who has brought a handsome, succulent and gentle young man to the world and she fail to enjoy the reward of her struggle.

QUIET
But Steady you will still join him to regret the absence of him mum but with a mixed feeling for this situation.

HIVE 
What are you doing in the room Quiet?

STEADY 
Your husband has started barking.

RAM
Hive you know there is no woman who will dress faster or behave different from what they are doing. Instead when you are going for a party asks your wife to start dressing ten hours before you.

HIVE 
Ram you are not talking even as a bachelor but as a widower.

RAM 
You know when a man is eager to marry you must be a constant reader of Novels about marriage.

HIVE 
You are right I was already an expert because I was nearer to my parents.

RAM 
You are not far from the point.

HIVE 
I got to with Quiet.

RAM 
Pairing has started.

(R&B SOUND IN THE CAR)

STEADY
You haven’t talk to me about love since we became one.

RAM
You are right, but my right hand man has chewed the rose for us.

STEADY 
But to swallow the juice shouldn’t be above us.

RAM
I hope so, my Steady do you know how to love very much?

STEADY 
What sort question is that? I DON’T WISH TO BE ALAUGHING STUCK at this beginning.

RAM 
I have to park this car.

STEADY 
Oh my gut for what?

RAM 
I have delay making love with you so don’t blame for this, please!

STEADY 
I will pass so many nights with you.

RAM
Your dad will shout on you.

STEADY 
Stop joking; it seems you are mocking at me.

RAM 
The love is too much, if you are not determining, you will not compound it.

STEADY 
I know but what is your hand doing on my laps? Are you an expert in driving with a Single hand?

RAM 
Are you suspecting me?

STEADY
I just wish to say that is reckless driving and you can be penalized for.

RAM 
You and I have been giving the ultimatum to eat our apples when and where we want.

STEADY 
You will soon get fade-up!

RAM 
Even at burrier, if you give me and I won’t refuse, then you should know there is something wrong with me.

STEADY
Look at this insect.

RAM 
What?

STEADY 
A Dragonfly is making love on the wheel screen.

RAM 
Kill it! I hate provocation!

STEADY 
You are jealous! That is a good sign, must couple don’t have this at the beginning.

RAM
I will increase the speed.

STEADY
Why?

RAM 
I am curious.

STEADY 
Because of that fly, don’t we will do it better than them?

RAM
At last we are in my hut. FEEL AT HOME.

STEADY
 The place is nice.

RAM 
To be honest I have a surprise for you only in the future

STEADY
Don’t bother.

RAM 
Eh just 15 minutes. My house is out of bachelor look...

STEADY
This is just supporting.

RAM 
Should I smock fish in the micro wave or custard for you?

STEADY
Just in the kitchen, don’t do that I got pepper on my palms.

RAM
In the mist of somebody I love pepper is sugar.

STEADY
Let’s go to the room.

RAM
Let me ejaculate, I am love ill, this is our house feel free the walls cover our nakedness.

STEADY
Get in gentle.

RAM
Do you cry when making love?

STEADY 
I have never made love before.

RAM
Why jail your self this long?

STEADY
I was told I will never love my husband’s length of penis if I started out of marriage.

RAM
That is good both of us don’t STD proves.

STEADY 
Your question looks so investigative?

RAM 
If you will have said any thing yes or no it will imply you have known a man before our union.

STEADY 
What will you have done?

RAM 
I will have been not too cold.

STEADY 
You are a character.

RAM 
In a film, let me in before we are conversing.

STEADY 
Let’s go to the bed now.

RAM 
I hope you will be emotionally open to me.

STEADY 
That is not a problem, we have to do something very reasonable, imagine how life be if our matrimonial bed never saw us the first time we make love?

RAM 
I know how badly you feel, husband and wife need to be very playful and happy like a Child on the floor with anew toy.

STEADY 
Ram you have a high IQ and reflex.

RAM 
That is why I am an aviationalist…

STEADY 
Know doubt.

RAM 
Who is ringing my house at this top tip of my orgasm?

STEADY 
Get the phone.

RAM
I am not finished.

STEADY 
I will get it.

RAM 
Let me get out of you gently.

STEADY 
You never went in the same way; we must work for our co-interest.

RAM 
Not putting aside our life interest. BUT I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.

STEADY 
I know what I am going to do with you.

RAM 
I know it well.

STEADY
Tell me.

RAM 
Promise you will not get angry.

STEADY 
Why should I?

RAM 
Just making love with me uncountable times.

STEADY 
Take note I have gotten married to Ram not a comedian.

RAM Please go for the phone.

STEADY
Who is on the line?

OPINION.L 
I just wish to inquire if you reached safely.

STEADY 
I hoped you need me soon daddy?

OPINION.L 
Not more than Ram.

STEADY 
Daddy you are too funny.

OPINION.L
I am going to a picnic with Sharp and Comedy.

STEADY 
I am jealous! I will go with you.

OPINION.L 
I pray that will time there should be a quick transition of your filial attachment to matrimonial one.

STEADY 
But you are sending away from your life this soon.

OPINION.L 
You have chosen to reason the contrary if your mum didn’t quickly do the same She wouldn’t have been at the save side with my life up till date, take note I Need no psychosocial divorce from you, it is too early, pass the phone to Ram.

RAM 
How is the going daddy? Steady put off that radio.

OPINION.L 
It is just this Comedy and Sharp that is still shouting and breaking glasses.

RAM 
Don’t hurt them, when they will go, places will be too nostalgia.

OPINION.L 
That is when the burden of responsibility will reach its ultimate end point.

RAM 
I hope we will celebrate it.

OPINION.L 
I hope you have started having sleepless night too?

RAM 
It is not easy with women 

OPINION.L 
Take courage you are neither the first nor the last. I have been disturbing enough.

RAM
Others should say so not you, you are too pertinent at this initial moment.

STEADY 
What are you discussing for this long?

RAM 
Your dad is such a nice and jovial man.

(RAM is back from the jobsite)

STEADY
You are welcome, embrace me before giving me the brief case I was like being bore D tv tapes in the house couldn’t replace you.

RAM 
I am on seat in the Office for a month before resuming piloting for the sake of our Honey moon.

STEADY 
I hope when you will be flying we will be going together.

RAM 
What about the application you deposited?

STEADY 
I have short listed.

RAM 
Since you studied cosmology, I will propose you take a minor theory lesson and a major on practical pilot from there you can be a test pilot later in life.

STEADY 
I am too fragile to do that; all of us will not pass our lives in being birds.

RAM 
I wish to scare loneliness in our relationship and increase chances of frequent coitus.

STEADY 
That is all what you know. I will think about it but for the reason of being guest workers we must need a mobile home.

RAM 
I will even expose this idea in our next aviators meeting, that pilot should create more changes of getting married to female pilot.

STEADY 
That is a good idea; I will go in for, my Ram there is something itching on my back but don’t scratch it with force.

RAM
It is okay.

STEADY 
I haven’t asked you to romance me look at where your hands are on my breast.

RAM 
Give me water from the percolator.

STEADY 
Oh you will king my love, what a man I don’t thing other women have this level of satisfaction I got from you stop it and enter the right way, you are a master of
Erogenous zone, your hairy chest is a turn-on.

RAM 
Why are you exaggerating? I am very tired from work, the day you will annoy me in this house and I will man you the right way, you will not see your clitoris for a month.

STEADY 
That is when the love will not go beyond expectation.

RAM
See you in the afternoon.

STEADY 
Make sure you inquire about the piloting programmed.

(On the way to the conference on women empowerment)

HIVE 
Since my sister joined Ram’s life i haven’t seen her.

QUIET 
We will separate on the fuel station then i will go for the seminar.

HIVE
I hope you have gathered enough information to give the event a befitting start.

QUIET 
I will try my best drop me here.

HIVE
Since you are going to be the spokeswoman it is better I go will public fair and you take the car along, this will add more flesh to your personality.

QUIET
Thank you for this honor then tell Steady that if she have nothing doing she join me Bye, I am late.

HIVE 
THAT IS B.M.T.

QUIET 
Those are the kinds of things we have to cast of the society.

HIVE 
You can join those delegates and don’t make it a gossiping spot!
(Speech)

INSIDER 
What can you say about this seminar?

SPOCKWOMAN 
This is to empower women and the child for the challenges that lies ahead from now on ward a woman’s place is beyond the periphery of the kitchen or housewife. I HAVE TO TAKE IT A PERSONAL TASK TO DISINCL
AVETHE RULE WOMAN AROUND THE GLOBE on the danger of
The barbaric practice expounded on them by traditional legacy, I know this is not going to take a day.

INSIDER 
What about mutilation?

SPOCK.W 
It has contracted divorce for half of divorcees !this is as a result of the inability of a victim to appreciate the effort of the husband or contribute to emotional gratification and this quickly leaves the stressed male tire because he spent the whole day to be the bread winner and disgruntle towards Malting.

INSIDER 
What about male domination?

SPOCK.W
That was only the stuff of the 20th century and feminism will be the building block of the 21st century in so far as i am concern?

INSIDER 
How do you look at democracy without a woman being concerned?

SPOCK.W 
Before democracy becomes a global practice, feminism will collapse the intransigent male chauvinism.

INSIDER 
How will this happen?

SPOCK.W 
A bill of feminism has to pass in the House of Commons and homologated into the law for women to take post of high responsibility.

INSIDER 
What again?

SPOCK.W 
Women have to initiate OGLES and contract marry by paying the bridegroom Prize if they have their money, they c an also aspire for head of start, UN SECRETORY and campaigned for the PAPACY. This has to be included in their right.

INSIDER 
SO OGLE ENCOURAGE LIBS AND CAN FIGHT AGAINST RAPE.

SPOCK.W 
Yes and they reasons are readers Assignment and any lady who have never been Ogle is not a modern girl and is against feminism, this is not to reverse the society as you are thinking.

INSIDER 
Common-man what can you saw concerning this bill of right?

COMMONMAN 
Any woman who is voted to the head of start or what so ever we will
Force her to abdicate before her next manses.

INSIDER 
Why that impression? I thought women are conscious leaders.

COMMON.M 
Women were not born to lead.

INSIDER 
You are just from the seminar room and the BILL of rights is causing a lot of misunderstanding in the street, what do you have to saw?

SPOCK.W 
That will soon be minor, you see half of men in our society today are shy and when they asked a lady out and she refuses some of them tend to hate us and some cannot bear the humiliation and they tend to compound the situation by
Harassing and raping some of these men tend to hate women for the benefit of bestiality because of financial barriers and some women end up not going out with the man they love because their lips are sealed.

INSIDER 
Can you sort out the genesis of this?

SPOCK.W
My husband contributed and as I was going up my mum told me that girls are
Grounded from pioneering dating, that was when I realized women are the most inferior race in the world; I promise that I will do what Suffragette left undone.

INSIDER 
A woman’s dignity is only grated when a walks up to her and asks her out, what can you saw?

SPOCK.W 
I am a woman too, 80 percent of a woman’s life is made of emotion. They have ability to fall in love more than men, take for instance, a woman standing in the a last flat of a story building and falls in love with a man who just who walk and vanish away, her emotional wither-ness increases whereas if it was a man, he will have no barrels, if you are against it I want to know who prohibit it?

INSIDER 
But there will be a let of contention and disorder. You know women better?

SPOCK.W 
I think you have been sent to disrupt my struggle and you are a woman too! Try to look at it from a positive aspect.

(Back home)

HIVE
Oh my wife I am proud of you, give me about a 100 kisses, if you course is consider by the House of Commons then you will go into book of records YOU BREAK GENDER BARRIEL.

QUIET 
You watched it?

HIVE 
With Steady, Ram and they rest it was good...

QUIET 
Thank you in breast me again! Let me have a bath with you.

HIVE 
The soap dish is in the stranger room, let me go for it.

QUIET 
No! No! I will go for it my self.

HIVE
What are you fighting for? Equality among couples and I wish to practice it in my Own house and you are refusing.

QUIET 
We are used to inequality so it will take time to go out of us! I am sorry please going for it.

HIVE
Who is on the line?

OPINION.L 
Please Hive passes the phone to my wife (Quiet).

HIVE 
She is in the bath room.

QUIET
The other phones are ringing 

HIVE 
There is nothing I can do to answer all the messages.

QUIET 
There is soap in my eyes but pass me daddy and try to connect all the lines to the answering machine.

OPINION.L 
I am extremely happy with your interview on the screen, watched it life.

QUIET 
Don’t mention that is just the beginning.

OPINION.L 
I never knew you are so talented.

QUIET 
Even I myself I doubted if that was really me, please daddy excuse me they are many calls.

OPINION.L 
We will talk better when next I see you.

HIVE 
This one is congratulation.

QUIET 
All are the same 

HIVE 
I WILL BE THE ONE TO FEED YOU TODAY.

QUIET
It should be vice versa, I NEVER KNEW THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL FOR ME.

(On the bed)

QUIET
On my way back from the seminar, I saw Famous you know he was running behind me.

HIVE 
Why didn’t you let him in for a while?

QUIET 
You are crazy. He told me a story, are you sleeping already?

HIVE 
No, what is it?

QUIET 
He said you asked 60 girls out and they all turned you down and you guys set for prostitutes to option your chastity, so he told the prostitute that you guys are still virgins so that the price should favorable and they said the is no credit for you Guys, as you were insisting they order their twisters and you were giving the beatings of your lives.

HIVE 
I will never forget that day; it is in my black book, any way that was the only way to escape raping and to ease our selves, from then I made up my mine that the first girl in will conclude life with me.

QUIET 
Why didn’t you asked me out that time?

HIVE 
You were not yet a girl.

QUIET 
That is when I had my first menses.

HIVE 
One day I was sent to the city, the directory was not well printed and asked a man he sent me 2km away when I was just 30m from my destination from then any body who asked me direction in the street is in trouble I even sent some miles away.

QUIET 
That is not fair.

HIVE 
But I have changed.

QUIET 
That is good of you.

(In the living room)

HIVE 
Look at this news paper, you are making the head lines.

QUIET 
Listen to this grave news…

HIVE
Go no.

QUIET
A beggar has been seating on a spot 35 years begging, when he passed away this morning, they central police decide to bury him on the spot. The gravediggers discovered Gold of about 100kg, the mixed story is, it belongs to the beggar, they diggers or the state.

HIVE 
What a cacophony.

 

QUIET 
That is life.

HIVE 
Quiet listen to this breaking news!

QUIET 
I am waiting.

HIVE 
The son of the president is going to be his father’s political opponent in the impending election and both of them are optimistic and espionage.

QUIET 
OPTIMISTS ARE INSURANCE INVADERS.

HIVE
THIS NATION HAVE BECOME A MONARCHY

QUIET 
If any of them can manage well then what is bad there?

HIVE 
This means that the son of a common man can‘t aspire for a post of helm, I will put down plans to abolish this monarch and my son in your worm will grow up and use it to challenge the regime.

QUIET 
Whose own not mine, I wish to go to a cinema.

(In the cinema hall)

HIVE 
So you took me to this place to watch cartoons, that means I ought to be using part of the food money to buy you toys no you have been grudging since I got married to you.

QUIET 
It has been changed. You are like sick flog or toad.

HIVE 
How will you expect me to watch the film I acted?

QUIET
But you are a movie star.

HIVE
WHAT DOES THIS SUPPOSE TO MEAN, IT IS SO COLD BETTER I GO HOME.

QUIET 
Let’s go…

HIVE
Hope you are not going back against your will…

QUIET
I am your wife for what?

HIVE 
Not for decoration in the cupboard!

QUIET 
Some times you are too heady.

HIVE
Look at her, when others start being heady at continental level I should start my at Wife point.

QUIET 
Let me tell you, at first when men were beating their wives they were very faithful but now they have replace beating by flirting around.

HIVE 
But that is not me…

V The Merchant of nubile

Central character: Master

PANSY
My friend, I heard your daughter has joined a group of nymphets

MILKLY
Not my own, you are jealous.

PANSY
What! That is what somebody hinted me.

MILKLY
Maply is a Nubile, not a nymphet.

PANSY
Look, this is a circular that parents should take good care of their daughter(s); agents are looking for nubiles, nudists and nymphets all from teenage upward.

MILKLY
I am sorry.

PANSY
Take good care of Maply or else, money will reverse her.

MILKLY
I will do.

PANSY
See you.

(Sentimental song)

MILKLY
Darling, let me start the twinkling tonight

BULL
Yes, go on from the shoulder blade.

MILKLY
I will sleep in front of the bed today

BULL
Not here in Africa! Is there something wrong with you this night?

MILKLY
No!

BULL
Then, why are all these flattering.

MILKLY
One cannot joke with you, be a modern man.

BULL 
So I should eat sheet because I want to be, tell me now! I have even gotten to ask you a question. What is school?

MILKLY 
You know Maply is fast becoming a woman… I don’t know what school is, please tell me.

BULL 
School is a place where most girls are being dis-virgin, whether you like it or hate it. What else? MILKLY we need to start questioning and guiding her sexual life.

MILKLY
She is too young for that! I am afraid, she a nubile.

BULL 
I am tire we will see about that.

MILKLY 
Never say I didn’t tell you.

BULL 
She has had a sound religion foundation.

MILKLY 
Without her parent intuitions it is not enough!

(CAR ENGINE ON)

AGENT 
Good morning Master!

MASTER 
How are you Agent?

AGENT 
Find these days.

MASTER 
I have wanted to…

AGENT 
I am sorry for interrupting.

MASTER 
Go on.

AGENT 
The notion of world market, in which country (part) of the world does it exist?

MASTER 
I don’t just like dealing with half educated people.

AGENT
Even my half brother who made his « A » level this time could not answer it well.

MASTER 
Are you sure?

AGENT 
That is not even what brought me here.

MASTER 
What?

AGENT 
I hope there is enough space in the world market that we can start exporting most of these street walkers to.

MASTER 
How do you differentiate them from respectable ladies?

AGENT 
They are putting on clothes known as « call me quick » or « talk to me quick! »

MASTER 
What you are talking about is a coincidence with my new brand of trade.

AGENT 
What is that?

MASTER 
Exportation of nubiles to feed modern brothels abroad!

AGENT 
But Master this must be done through export license.

MASTER 
There you talk to your boss like that again, next time it will be salary cut.

AGENT
I am sorry; there it a lot of criticism but it is the world must flourishing and lucrative trade.

MASTER 
So you knew it and were joking.

AGENT 
Yes, Master, you will be the one to run away from customers.

MASTER
The BILL OF LENDEN is made up of Nymphet, Nudists, and Nubiles, if we are not able to convince them money will do.

AGENT
To go abroad! Who wish (want) to remain in this country! When prostitution pays else where more than being a director here!

MASTER 
You can be reasonable now, I am going to discuss with my best friend.

(TV SOUND ON)

CANDLE 
Master you are welcome.

MASTER 
As I told you, I had a new catch.

CANDLE 
What, okay is she nice?

MASTER 
Calm down, not what you are thinking, I had an appointment abroad to supply nubiles.

CANDLE 
Oh that used to be lucrative, but they nubiles are hungry to go but there is an obstacle.

MASTER 
What has happen to it now Candle?

CANDLE
I will not really discourage you but they are a lot of activists, organelles and police checks in the world today to track down them perpetrators.

MASTER
Don’t tell me, I have paid for illegal transportation and my agents said they will only reimburse me after the first shipment but I will pass the unusual way Candle!

CANDLE
You see computer reforms are really a window on the world.

MASTER
The Author of software has really set the world on fire!

CANDLE
Before you came I was watching pictures of captured drugs and sex trade dealers; they added that their jail time will be more difficult than that of prisoners of war in Gontanawa BASE.

MASTER
Thank you Candle I will change my mine where the pipe burst but if I am caught up there, their prison room is beyond a good Hotel room down here! I prefer being with inmates abroad.

CANDLE
I have an abstract notion about this our changing world, people are now bent for a global interest and not for monist interest a gained, bye I am going to pick up they kids.

MASTER
I will see what I will do!

(DOGS BARKING)

GUARD
Master! Master!

MASTER
What is wrong that you are calling on me without respect, correct your error before I reduce your salary!

GUARD
This is your warrant groped by they mobile Police unit.

MASTER
So my agents have been captured for teenage girls trafficking, so what Candle told me was true, what can I do, I will be the next prey, I must leave this country now but I must book for a flight.

Guard:
But it is not late!

MASTER
What is the time?

GUARD
10:30 am.

MASTER
Pack my things in the brief case, Guard I hope I will not miss the noon flight.

GUARD
It is possible, Master what about my salary?

MASTER
Take this I will see you when I am back.

GUARD
Good bye... I am the Master of the house and you this dog you are the guard and you this cat you are the house keep I shouldn’t see any dirty things in this house.

(SOUND FROM THE TAXI)

MASTER
Driver hires, AZI AIR PORT. Go on your top speed, the traffic is free.

DRIVER
I don’t have to and fro fuel.

MASTER
Let’s go!

DRIVER
It is very expensive at the AZI AIR PORT!

MASTER
My BILL will take care of that.

(SOUND IN THE PLANE)

POLICE
Is this the aviation head Office!

CONTROLER
Yes, can I help you sir.

POLICE
This is the police high commissioner, immediately delay the noon flight there is a PRIME SUSPECT INSIDE.

CONTROLER
It can’t be grounded when it is already on air.

POLICE
Can it land on the next city port?

CONTROLER
If they passengers are delay that is a court you know it butter so I can’t aviate on losses, I will call you back when the plane lands abroad.

POLICE
Thank you for cooperation.

CONTROLER
Has is his identification note?

POLICE
This nation by birth and called Master as relegated to me by his cooperates and what is the name of the aviator on board?

CONTROLER
RAM.

(Sound in the plane)

RAM
I AM GOING TO LAND HERE BEFORE CONNECTING THE FLIGHT.

MASTER
I wish to drop here!

RAM
You book for direct light so you can’t break the norms of aviation.

MASTER
Take this check and set me free.

RAM
We are paid better that you earn.

MASTER
Please! Please!

STEADY
Master put on you seat belt before the plane takes level and who is on the line?

CONTROLER
There is a suspect inside, so inform they aviation security before you land and he is called Master, interact with him kindly to avoid havoc.

RAM
Yes sir, call the air port security now, I am occupied because of bad Weather and vision.

STEADY
This landing moment so put on your seat belt.

(The is grounded)

POLICE
You are calling Master you are under arrest.

MASTER
Where is my warrant?

POLICE
This is it, your rimes are trying to go out on a half flight whereas you book for a direct one, secondly trying to bridged the pilot and thirdly you are wanted back home now.

MASTER
Only my death body will go back. I prefer being jail here!

RAM
Look at how you have wound a security Officer.

POLICE
You must go back, I have a solution for him, call on the air port doctors to prepare valium and administer on him.

MASTER
I am not ill why are you guys injecting me? I will take you to court for disturbing of my internal functioning.

(Snuffle in the plane)

DOCTOR
You have no choice but to reach home with the longest sleep man have ever witness.

POLICE
Bye... Master

RAM
Controller calls the POLICE to pick up their prey immediately I land because he can escape.

MASTER

Where am I?

CONTROLLER
Master you thought the world security is still a toy?

POLICE
You this head strong Master your own case is exceptional, come up for your jail time.

(Church songs though out jail time)

MASTER
Oh jail life in the tropics too has change I love it, inmates are now semi cooperative, what a fascinating library with only BIBLE and KORAN inside.

(OUT OF JAIL)

CANDLE
How was you jail time Master?

MASTER
When I am idle, only pens and papers were my friends this land me poetic journal

CANDLE
You are better up, must writers now drawn inspiration why in jail or nearly all the great hero and shero on earth have been to jail, and why is it so?

MASTER
Their course is always true only when they most have been tract down Genius dream of making a hedoneous world has come true, I am on my first book title: “TOGETHER LETS CHEST SEX TRADE OUT OF THE UNIVERSE” Even though no way is better some people still want to track me down just because I am a spontaneous writer.

CANDLETHAT IS THE WORLD!

VI
Making an ideal world

Central charater : Postulator, 

POSTULATOR
Less postulator poor nations’ building.

SEPIA 
What are you thinking about?

POSTULATOR 
I am trying to unsite the troubles that catalyze the world.

SEPIA 
Many have tried heavily than you and you will fail the same you maggot.

POSTULATOR 
I hate to treat with people who collapse positive aspiration but you are un-
Lucky THE OASIS OF MY MEMORY IS OUT FOR GLOBAL EQUILITY.

SEPIA 
I was just testing to see if you have superiority over your dreams.

POSTULATOR 
I am glad you have quickly stamp out the ability to discourage out of our friendship.

SEPIA 
You have done nothing to your self and your parents.

BULL 
I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO BURN THOSE YOUR IDEAS.

POSTULATOR
I better fall out with you guys and do what will unit the whole world.

SEPIA 
Have you united your divorce parents?

BULL
Postulator tells me what you are after?

POSTULATOR 
Don’t you know that they are secret dogs patrolling around?

SEPIA 
Oh you are not yet a man? Do you feel you will grow more than this (that).

POSTULATOR 
I am going to launch a book, give me your ears.

SEPIA 
Take them all.

POSTULATOR
I don’t want this idea publish first before time, you guys should join me in Cambridge University on Monday, I will also give a lecture on my new book titled, THE UNIVERSAL CURRENCY a bridge to an ideal world, WHICH IMPIES THE JOURNEY OF WORLD CURRENCIES TOWARDS THE ALTIMATE NORTH POLE.

SEPIA 
I hope your lecture will groom us.

POSTULATOR 
That is a good thought see you guys then.

HELM 
We must call that boy here even if it means forcing him to dream again he must give this solution.

BULL 
There! He is coming; he is instead running after butterflies.

HELM 
Genius people are seriously waiting for you and you chasing Grasshoppers

GENIUS 
That is one of my hobbies.

 

BULL 
Then where are two of your hobbies?

GENIUS 
Walking naked in the house!

HELM 
We have been waiting on you to dish out the solution for our space-mining programmed.

GENIUS 
The idea of building a meteorite defense system was a near solution for environmental protection of future fall of siderites, Pallasites, Aerolites, Tektites and havocked like Siberia, California and others.

BULL 
Initially, we need the means to disarm those Extraterrestrials and nothing else!

GENIUS 
Then the solution is cheap!

HELM 
We haven’t called you to joke.

GENIUS 
You people must take an oath that if this buried treasure is extracted it will not only benefits they up thronded.

HELM
But that is what we are after.

GENIUS 
We have to go back to the Chemistry lab and prepare a laughing gas that will keep the Extraterrestrials excited and our space lorries will no longer clash with meteorites sent by them and their treasure will be carried a way since the space Oasis will be open or unlock to man.

HELM 
From now Genius will be living in the former start palace as the first face of his reward and when the astro-treasure is brought here, a Nobel Prize will yours, your name will be printed in upper cast letters in GINNESS BOOK of records, your family will be pay for life.

GENIUS 
No my family have to work before they are paid but with good facilities in such a way that no need for Trade Unions, i hope ,i will be giving a trip round the world to expect if a pleasure world has been contracted.
(Out of the council of war)

INSIDER 
Genius what can you saw about your instantly becoming a hero due to your monotonous achievements?

GENIUS 
This is still behind minimum!

INSIDER 
Why said so?

GENIUS 
If my life never saw the joy behind exams then this is just the beginning.

INSIDER 
Papa don’t mistake with my name, what can you say about Genius assertion to greatness?

PAPA 
I was shock when Genius hires tocks to eliminate his name from my Will, when I asked him he said it was his hobby to be giving that kind of honour in the world.

INSIDER 
Genius you confirm it?

GENIUS 
Partially, I had a twin intention of doing that, the other is about him becoming wino-ing before I was semen so my success had to rely on no hops.

PAPA 
Insider, I have something to add.

INSIDER 
Go on.

PAPA 
His behavior is imported!

INSIDER 
How?

PAPA
Unnecessary freedom is leading to increase in juvenile delinquency in the WEST AND if it not punishable then we are building a broken nation.

INSIDER
I know you wanted to side step from this practice, Papa why are you convince that primogeniture is a broken or an inflexible diaphragm in African or some parts?

PAPA
t is generally accepted that it is possible that a woman can come to her matrimonial home with 30 minutes pregnancy which can not be dictated by the most sophisticated gynecological technology and it is also assumed that at the early days of her married, she could still be fooling around with her master mind guy and some others reasons...

INSIDER
What message can you pass to the youth GENIUS?

GENIUS 
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY WILL TO PROOF to these youths that NOBEL Prizes are not only meant for ageing people and our world need those who are industrious and not lusty youths. 

INSIDER
So lustiness is not being industrious?

GENIUS
Yes, in addition to that HARD WORK NEVER REUINES A MAN.

INSIDER
See you.

(On the street chairs)

GENIUS
SHARP look we have to live our life together in the simplest way.

SHARP 
This is an invitation from NASA for you to help provide the magic formula for the construction of a meteorite defense system WE ARE RICH FOR LIFE.

GENIUS 
The budget require for that thing is slight lighter than that of the first two ECONOMIC giants.

SHARP
Why do you love to minimize this kind of offered?

GENIUS
You are a novice in business! The don’t build a nation by multiplying your say in power, apart from you « O » level tickle in Commerce ,what do you know about it?

SHARP 
I have been telling you this; you will fall like a park of cards.

GENIUS
I AM GOING TO THE textile industry.

SHARP 
Have a nice day.

GENIUS
Stop here; this is your money taxi man.

DRIVER 
Thank you.

GENIUS 
This is Lancashire textile industry?

RECEPTIONALIST
Yes sir can I help you?

GENIUS
I wish to have a genuine discussion with the G.M

RECEPTIONALIST 
That is not possible; you ought to book for it two week before, RESENTLY HE IS HAVING A BRIEF MEETING with shareholders by the way present your self.

GENIUS 
I am not out for cheap popularity, I am calling Genius! Genius!

(She spray some thing)

RECEPTIONALIST 
Get this visitor card while on the leave call this number but there is some white stain on your trousers sir.

GENIUS
You mean to say I got wet dreams on the way.

RECEPTIONALIST
This guy is a future financial wizard, I think; I have to do something to get in touch with him. SHOULD I BLOCK THE LINE? OKAY THE GM will surely send me to him.

(In the G. M Office LANCASHIRE)

GENIUS
Good day G. M.

G. M 
You are welcome; I am tire I hope my assistant can help you out.

GENIUS 
What have brought me here is from your level up ward sir.

G.M 
Go on.

GENIUS 
I read in the press ,there is a persistence drop in the sales of snow (winter) wears this season and the increase in wool thickness haven’t really solve the problem and this have push to height your spending on raw materials.

G. M 
YOU ARE RIGHT? THAT IS WHAT WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING IN THE board meeting and we concluded on drafting a note to you considering your help in the Optical firm

GENIUS 
I have been able to come out with rechargeable and non rechargeable device to be introduced inside the winter wear with a thermostat which is inversely or directly proportional to fall of the temperature and a switch.

G. M 
That is an apt solution to advert dumping but let me have an internet meeting with all the directors, you can take coffee or play computer taps in cafe room.

GENIUS
 THIS CAFE ROOM IS UP TO DATE.

G. M 
From all points of views, they have accepted your discovery and we are going to give you 15 percent of each sales made.

GENIUS
That is almost favorable and I hope with future improvement on my device it will give me a big harvest.

G.M
You are right but on bases are you talking?

GENIUS
Producing a portable air condition for desert wears.

G.M 
The G.M of the pharmaceuticals industry he wishes to talk to you.

GENIUS 
G.M relentless search is the only jet engine behind finding an elixir of life.

G.M
What actually push you into this kind search Genius?

GENIUS 
I got it though a lucky accident and I always wish to be the best inventor of all time.

(On the way to the press hall)

INSIDER 
What will be the behavior of your audiences after your lecture? 

POSTULATOR 
I to convince all that making an ideal is the only remaining peace formula, all activists in different domain of national life have to use it.

INSIDER
I hope I will still interview you? It true that there is no genuine course in the world without blood shed

POSTULATOR
I believe in the war of words and not war of nerves.

POSTULATOR
I AM OPEN TO THE PRESS EVEN AT BED TIME.

INSIDER
What is your impression about the dispatch security?

POSTULATOR 
I am out for what will benefit all the earthlings so they are not excluded.

INSIDER 
I wish you a good start.

(Inside the press hall)

POSTULATOR 
If am here today it is because you people are here and the world of
Cambridge have never failed to hold similar events like this, you people best know the numbers of Postulators that have pass though this center, so I am not the first nor the last.

STUDENTLEADE
 What is your mean arm here today, you’re honorable?

POSTULATOR 
It is to enlighten the world on a sense of homogeneity or coherent my new book is going to harness.

STUDENT.L 
What is your yard stick?

POSTULATOR 
J.C TAKU X-MAS EVE THEORY (the theory of successive re-emersion or transition of world currencies ) STATES THAT THEY GIANT CURRENCIES WHICH ARE EU BLOC, DOLLARS BLOC, FRACE BLOC,POUNDS BLOC,YEN BLOC WILL FIRST OF ALL MOVE GRADUALLY TO ENGULF THE NEIGHBOURING CURRENCIES WHICH ARE NON MEMBERS OF THE GIANT ZONES BUT WITH TIME, THIS BLOCS WILL UNDER GOES EASY TRANSITION OR REIMMERSSION TO YIELD A UNIVERSAL CURRENCY KNOWN AS WORLD OR GALAXY…

STUDENT.L 
That cannot work! That nonsense cannot ever work! If that your ideal world theory work I will not only change my names but I will dissolve the UN and build a UNITED WORLD…

POSTULATOR 
Before this become the Portuguese Parliament, look the EU is wooing Turkey MALTA, US Iraq, I my the one forcing them to do so !this theory is real but some opportunistic philosophers will make their names through criticism of this theory, get your pen now and become a parasitic fameist if you can.

STUDENT.L 
What are the positive aspects of your theory?

POSTULATOR 
The standard of living of all nations will high the same, like wise the per capita income, in connotation to that an organization is going to be for known as Movement of Third world Countries into First world (M. T. F.) and this will be attaché to the central win of UN, its promotion Gala will be hold at the end of every year so that by the end of 20,20 ever country will not only be a member of G8 but the notion of third worlds will be the stuff of museums, this can be possible by using Free Education (F.E) as a catalyze, UNESCO take note, this will provide the huge human resources require for the survival of the unfitness, this will also solve the problems of exchange specially when man will finally settle on space ? it will enable us to determine the GLOBAL BUGET EACH YEAR (that is increase or decrease) LASTLY IT IS THE CREATOR’S JOY TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.

STUDENT.L 
You are now calling for reforms in G8?

POSTULATOR 
It is not a group of conservative nations, freedom and globalization must start from the top, so G8 will be open to new members like EU, NEPAD and NATO then at this point democracy will be purify or go beyond infinity.

(Outside the hall)

INSIDER 
What can you say about these mixed feelings on the streets?

POSTULATOR 
Before I answer your question, relinquish of Zionism is the only OZENE LAYER to fight against world TERROR! I believe in the war of words and not war of nerves as I easier said, you this Insider you are instead the real Paparazzo…

INSIDER 
Some of us are gifted in this field but if you wish to do your job well you are either kill or dump into jail. You seem to be a Hero of third world?

POSTULATOR
My struggle is beyond a dogma and it isn’t by fault if they have chosen to see the world through my own eyes

POLICE 
Postulator this is your warrant sir.

INSIDER
Please your last word.

POSTULATOR 
TRUE VISIONARIES ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY THEIR OWN GENERATION! IDEAL WORLD IS A VIRUS AGAINST WAR, Shakespeare’s birthday and / or mine should be celebrated as world Writers Day …

POLICE 
Bring the shaker; if you joke you will join him Insider.

(On the road)

FAMOUS
My lover wish to jilt at me because, condoms don’t excite her.

GENIUS 
That is a designer error, I will ask the film to design pimples or contours like condoms that will tickle them high in any slight change in to and fro movement. Your new relies haven’t please a lot of your fans?

FAMOUS
Lyricism, anthology and block buster in mine is like ectoparasites in the Whale.

GENIUS 
Then what is your Commercial barrier?

FAMOUS
The censor comments are only out to prohibit talented Artists and their work of art.

GENIUS
Don’t mind them they will soon get faith up.

FAMOUS
Nothing can stop me from bring an OSCAR AWARD TO THIS COUNTRY.

COMEDY 
Genius why not takes to the stage?

GENIUS 
There is this aspect of stage nerve and girls on stage today look like those bathing in a transparent bath room.

COMEDY 
Any living person who hasn’t taken to the stage is an ignorant comedian.
And what happen that you be come so nonchalant in life?

GENIUS 
I be came the Guinean pig of the bush doctor experiments credit to the connecting hand of dad sister who is eyes circulation expert! I was dumped in the hospital, dad never passed after all; he could as well pass me out in urine! The only tool I was left with was to MAKE THE IRRELIVANT SIDE OF MY DESTINY WORK.

COMEDY 
You are better than others.

GENIUS 
I have seen that IT IS NOT COMPOSERY TO MAKE A USELESS TRIP ON EARTH.

(In the Office)

G.M
What a peerless performance in the market Genius have given Lancashire

RECEPTIONALIST 
This is given by the Lancashire G.M for you to attain the 70th universal and Award giving evening for your prize wining device.

GENIUS 
What kind of dress you are putting on and bring to my Office! Take this fair go and change, Prosperous beach then I will attain to you.

(Talking alone)

RECEPTIONALIST 
I thought seducing this guy was winning him! So not all men are prey to seduction! GIRLS TAKE NOTE.

(In the house)

SHARP
I thought you love me Genius.

GENIUS 
I thought I will never wed you.

SHARP 
Your dad was richer than an averagely rich YANK because of dating in the office chair and table he collapse like a part of cards; I think divorce will give me a piece of mine.

COMEDY
Genius! You are wrong, he is your only best bet, I guestimate.

GENIUS 
I bet you my mum if you try Sharp I am going to WILL ALL MY PROSSION TO THE GOVERNMENT! I am going to go in for voluntary EUTHANASIA!

(Speech in court)

JUDGE 
Genius you are to pay the sum of 2000 dollars to each of these three kids, each month before the married certificate is destroying.

GENIUS 
That amount will not be enough to take care of my kids and herself when I was young my mum accuse me of incest I hated girls now my wife is accuse me of cheating on her, I will only sign off this married only if she can bring to this court a boyfriend or a man who is cable of taking care of her the way I was doing then I will double the amount and open an account for her boy.

JUDGE 
What do you have to say Sharp?

SHARP 
I will go and think.

GENIUS 
Love is not only when we are in bed exchanging spit and disturbing the passage of urine but also comprises of shortcoming.

SHARP
Most girls like teasing the handsomeness of boys but when a boy tease me with his handsomeness, (I will soak him with my tenderness) it will be over my dead body that I will let him go without seeping his taproot inside my soil. I like listening guys saying she who tease their handsomeness will not go free.

GENIUS 
Papa do you know that Sharp almost rewarded me with a divorce.

PAPA 
I even accepted her just be cause I never had an upper hand in you, since you become a world figure, she is too short for you.

GENIUS 
I prefer kissing the empty space above her height than to get a tall girl who wasn’t instrumental in my life.

COMEDY 
Genius, my sister has finally changed her mind and you know how women have a small brain, when it comes to reasoning, no matter the level of education they amass.

GENIUS 
But she would have gone to the university; this will have limited the level of her strayness in life.

COMEDY
Dad spent every thing on us.

GENIUS 
But clandestine studies weren’t too harsh for her.

SHARP 
What do you mean to study without certificates?

GENIUS 
I even hate it because they end up being food to Periplanata Americana!

SHARP
If you can’t plastify it let me know.

COMEDY
Look if Genius has gone.

SHARP 
You said.

COMEDY 
I know it is regardless for a kid sister to advise the elder but will courageously tell you Genius look like the husband of every woman, so take not.

SHARP
The fact is that he preferred fellatio more than penetrating me and never bothers about footsie!

POSTULATOR 
Our leader wait until radical movements are formed that is when they used funds twice the fond to solve the parent problem only to solve the daughter problem.

INSIDER 
Who are you Genius?

GENIUS 
Just a baby brought to dullness by the earthlings but could still retain its charismatic pen, when I will be coming back to the world I will bring back the elixir of life.

POSTULATOR 
The have never been a situation that a lion kills the other but man who calm to be above the king of the beast does that every hour.

INSIDER
So man is becoming the king of the best and vice versa?

POSTULATOR
As you said...

INSIDER 
The is trouble on earth like this if life was to exist in just 5 planets out of nine What will have been the situation?

POSTULATOR
Nuclear weapons will have been minor but an elixir of life and making an ideal world should be at the top of our technology now.

INSIDER
What is the genesis of racism?

POSTULATOR 
It is the inability of white couples to bear black kids.

INSIDER
 How can we break this taboo?

POSTULATOR 
Genius I think you can better their ignorance?

GENIUS
Introducing melamine in the DNA will increases the changes of white couples to give birth to black kids and this is the only last resort to exile racism.

INSIDER 
Some if you have to be a good Postulator or writer you need to be libido dropped out.

POSTULATOR 
Not really, it depend on individual, those who are groom on comfort zone are less inspired
INSIDER
How can your theory be use to determine world budget?

POSTULATOR
That is the work of the Prodigy, so let me call Genius.

GENIUS
Yes, can I help you?

POSTULATOR
I want the data of conversion of Pounds to WORLD OR GALAXY, I HAVE CHOOSE Pounds because it is the most powerful currency in Gold’s globe, so get the POUND equivalent of GALAXY you get me right.

GENIUS
I will do that and present it to the Insider.

POSTULATOR
Thank you for understanding.

INSIDER
Genius how did you manipulate this data? Tell the world...

GENIUS
If 1000 years is equal to one second in Geology time scale then take 1000 Pounds to be one Genius, this implies that one billion Pounds is = one million Genius.

INSIDER
THE IS AN ERROR in the unit.

GENIUS
NO!

INSIDER
You once said you are not out for transplanted popularity what are you doing now?

GENIUS
That is an insult! If I took the long method they budget of some countries will not be up to a 1000 WORLD.

INSIDER
Go the require way.

GENIUS
Okay from one million GENIUS divide by 2000 and multiply by 2.

INSIDER
I did Literature and how do you expect me to be running after abstract Mathematics.

GENIUS
This conversion is a necessary evil but the global conversion from pounds into WORLD is one billion pounds=1000 WORLD.

INSIDER
That your WORLD OR SO CALL GALAXY IS TOO HIGH... SO IT WILL REMAIN IMAGINARY FOR NOW.

GENIUS
This will ease planification and also cut down the exaggerated figures involve in calculating world budget each year, since I am preparing for my space journey some Economists shall bother the budget of each country and construct the graph of global budget.

FAMOUS 
Steps finance is at a double jeopardy, their serving can’t support her obesity treatment and he kind of wants to present her to his dad.

GENIUS 
Nature is not crazy to have introduced Ascaris and hook worm in the stomachs of human being to avoid obesity problems.

FAMOUS
You are joking!

GENIUS
Okay send that Jupiter to Ethiopia in exchange of one malnourish case.

INSIDER
What can you say about those who try to tune d down Postulator’s idea common man?

COMMONMAN 
At X-mass when people were thinking and writing theory on how to puts the world on same coins same notes others were busy jumping in the night club only to come and annihilate this Historical land marked it is better to be take to writing than to take to stealing.

INSIDER
What message do you still have for the third world?

POSTULATOR 
They third world people should think inventively before luxuriously and first world should know that when you are progressing alone the more you rear enemies and above all this theory will act as active ingredient, optical-fibred or center for globalization.

INSIDER
What the short coming of this theory?

POSTULATTOR 
This is to tell they Economists that competition will one day betray CAPITALISM so they should be thinking of alternative Economic systems

INSIDER
Famous as an artist what actually inspire you?

FAMOUS
I got my inspiration from most girls that date me down but you cannot help a thirsty man by drowning him.

INSIDER
So dating men down is advantageous?

FAMOUS
To a lesser extend why not?

INSIDER
You are a misogynist (hater of women)?

FAMOUS
They instead hate me!

INSIDER
Postulator what about you?

POSTULATOR
My worked is 90 percent perspiration and it has always been my will to eat from the same plate (table) with Einstein, Khan Max, Darwin and Rev.Thomous Mathius.

INSIDER
What countries do you suggest to be at the M.T.F opening Gala?

POSTULATOR
These includes: China, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Nigeria, Egypt and Libya.

(Talking with dad)

GENIUS 
I have a relinquish surprise for you 

PAPA 
What is that my son?

GENIUS
I am going to be a space tourist after my honey moon with Sharp in Galapagos Island; my WILL is going to favor you in my absence Papa!

PAPA 
All gold in the world has nothing to do with a man at 90.

GENIUS
If you have been an elder on earth I can as well be one in the grave.

PAPA 
Why are you giving out your for almost free?

GENIUS 
All the dollars on earth can’t buy them it is better I dish them out for free making an ideal world is my top priority than destroying what our fore father built.

FAMOUS 
Let’s put on the TV so that you can watch the News before leaving.

POSTULATOR 
It is okay, those polices wanted to lock ed me up I told them that locking a Postulator for ammonite is delaying world progress for an hour.

FAMOUS 
That is true, listing to this breaking News.

INSIDER 
That demand Presidential apology Nation wide now.

HELM 
My wife annoyed me, I transferred it to critics writers so all of them have been release from their separate jailed and i wish them more grease to their elbows.

POSTULATOR
Some of this Helm only thinks they can do good things only when they are towards their graves.

FAMOUS
Wait the Insider is talking.

INSIDER 
Genius died in the space mission 30munites ago and the fault unnoticed as yet but A POLYDECREE have been signed for the first space burrier, they HELMS are extending condolences to his family.

FAMOUS
When some thing like this happens only a commission of dis-inquiries is set up.

POSTULATOR 
Repacuation shouldn’t be regarded as a pride less art.

INSIDER 
You were Genius closest friend, what can you says about his passing away?

FAMOUS 
His activities is spoiled less and he once told me that his youthful life never impress girls that was when he replace it with Celestial thoughts and he often said a brain that has passed unnoticed is a slack one or deserve dead at birth.

INSIDER
Hive you have been a closed mate of Genius, what word have you?

HIVE
Genius has proven to us that finding an ELIXIR OF LIFE shouldn’t be above our technology and he was the one who laid the foundation stone for TRANS-SCIENCE LITERATURE.

INSIDER 
Sharp what do you hold for somebody you love exclusively and abruptly missed?

SHARP 
Genius was, was he used to, and he used to tell me that he just feel like going to the car stop and booking for an abstract bus to space. I NEVER KNEW HE WAS TAKING HIM OWN JET TO THE GRAVE.

INSIDER 
Papa, tell us your last words for Genius.

PAPA 
Genius was a prodigy, a brain that hasn’t passed unnoticed, I am proud of him, before we have somebody to attain my son’s level he or she MOST BE A DIAMOND CHEWER! He was above or beyond the peak of human marvels!

INSIDER 
Postulator how do you look at Genius death?

POSTULATOR 
Genius passed away as A SPACE LENGEND, so his dead is not a tragedy to us or many! Through his ideas we are going to discover more space ELDORADOS for the benefits of those who will live AFTER HIM…

INSIDER
Genius’s testament was discovered and the fact that Genius make his dad his successor was suppose to be a turning point in the HISTORY OF SUCCESSION ON OUR ONLY WORLD AND IS ALREADY MAKING HEADWAY INTO THE WORLD OF PRESS BUT IS DAD DISPISE IT SAYING HE DISOWNE GENIUS RIGHT UP TO HIS ROTTEN BONES. HOW ON EARTH CAN MAN OR A FATHER TAKES PRIDE OR SOLLOW HIS PRIDE TO INHERITE HIS OWN SON , NO MATTER HIS ESTATES OR HOW HIGH HIS STOCKS ARE IN THE INVENTORS’ WORLDS, HE WILL PREFER TO WORK AS A SELFMAKE-SLAVE THAN TO BE HIMILATED MY HIS BUSIEST SON. A LUNACTIC CAN TAKE OVER MY SON INHERETANCE NOT ME BUT HE IS NOT AFRIAD THE FOODLESS MOUTHS WILL SAY HE HAS TO RID PROTERITY FOR HIS OWN AGING GORRY BUT MOST CRITICS HAVE SAID GENIUS’S FATHER HAS NOT GOT PRIDE OF A PRAGNATE WOMAN BUT HE HAS GOT PRIDE OF A WOMAN ENPRAGNATED WITH GALOONS OF GROWTH… THE MISTAKES OF YESTERDAY, THOSE OF TODAY AND THOSE OF TOMORROW BWILL BE WRITTEN IN THE MEMORY OF OUR POSTERITY IF WE CANNOT SUPER AVIOD THEM NOW

I dedicate this to there following:

Neh Lillian Williams for her ignorant and un-ignorant contribution and I regret her courage in dating me down in real life, kid brother and childhood companion Taku Ngosong Francis but not alone and many kid sisters, less-distance Cousins Terence Gabriel Asaba and Taku Tina, AUNTY Foura Njika a filial gusher to me, friends and ever increasing audience... I also hold Academy of Art College California at high esteem for making me know that nature was generous to me.

The pay was written for BBC International Radio play and British council play writing competition 2003

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