Ive just emailed the mirror and told them about ebid
Fri, 2003-06-27 12:40
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Ive just emailed the mirror and told them about ebid
on a friday carol vorderman has a computer section,so i emailed her and said about ebay and fees,then told her what a lovely site this is,you never know might get a mention all publicity is good publicity so fingersxed eh ?
stormy_petrel
I caught the end of a programme the other day. No idea what it was but it involved spending about 10k on doing up a grotty ex-council house and everyone cheering at the end because the estate agent said the house had gone up 5k in value.
But that act of economic stupidity is not my point.
Vorderman was wearing something like a ra ra skirt, twee booties and something equally naff on the top half. How old is she?
Obviously no mirrors in the vorderman household.
Mississippi
I think she's 40 something. She's been flavour of the month for far too long now, it's time she was consigned to the pile of bores that include Carole Smillie, Amanda Holden and that other old slapper Anthea whatshername.
fish
dont you mean the other one?
Mississippi
Turner.
stormy_petrel
there is another vorderman?
*shudders*
Jay
Can't stand her so hope you don't mind if I shudder along
with you...
stormy_petrel
Not at all, Jay.
In fact if I were to get a dog tomorrow I'd call it Vorderman. Just for the craic.
We could walk it together and put on Harry Enfield voices...
VORDERMAN! I SAID NO!
and as for the puppyrazzi ...
Flash
Can i shudder with you two
J K Trolling
Vorderman is Voldemort's love child from his illicit coupling with....
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Reserve Price £10,000,000
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£9,999,000
Jay
Stormy much as I would like to walk with you the dog could
not accompany us as I am petrified of dogs so can we just
make do with Harry Enfields voices please as that could be
quite fun if my legs could keep pace with yours which I
doubt very much.
Sighs deeply as she thinks of opportunity's missed just
because she's the wrong side of 21, such a shame
especially at that age she was something to behold and
has got the photos to prove it.
Dabbing her eyes this time as she says out loud to an
empty room "What price old age" then bows out gracefully...
Jay
Oh dislike forgetting anyone especially as he asked sooooo
nicely.
Flash, answer of cause you can "Welcome"
Stoned elf
UMM..which part of Carol Vodaman is it thats computerised on Fridays and what does she use on the other days? You don't REALLY think that she knows anything about computers do you?