Insults and name-calling

I actually dont say words like that, i had to rack my mind to think of them just thought i would let you know that, i dont really find the need to use disgusting vocabulary in my life, no matter how hard it gets, well, not towards other people anyway.

I heard "nobjockey" as "sausage jockey" when I worked in Wigan just pre-millenium. You pick up a fair bit of "new" slang as a teacher. The kids here say "sick" to mean good, and "pepped" to mean bad. Apparently "pepped" is short for "peppered". What's bad about peppered? Steak seasoned in such a way is "mint" (that's "mint" meaning good, not the, er, seasoning). Bloody philistines. What will be the next phrase to express negativity, diane sauce?

My sister is a trainee teacher in a primary school in Feltham - ruff. A few weeks ago a 9 year-old kid came up to her and said "Miss, your mum's c**t's so greasy that Michael Jackson could moon walk on it". She gave him a detention and 10/10 for poetry, and then walked away before she creased up.

cuntychops always brings a smile to my face...

Soem of you people are proper disgusting and have series problems. its not even funny some of that stuff its revolting.

I mean i would hate to see how some of your children are going to grow up like. please dont have any please? Although im sure most of you wont.

A tory

heathen ba.stard always brings a smile to my face or turdburglar

Hey! I say "turdburglar" all the time. You...you...turdburglar! Let's see...I've always liked "sloppy seconds" and "mouth-breathing cretin." But usually I slip into the more comfortable "f*ckface." Not very creative. And what does it mean, anyway?

hey you should know you say it all the time

Bollock-head is an easy option but a bit bland

i am fond of f*ckwit ...

Dick head dime bar head the ball muppet **** for brains dickwad

f.ckwit is good because it conveys a sentiment perfectly without being nasty. I use it in reference to myself. When for example I forget to switch the boiler off I'll say "Oh bollox...how f.ckwitted am I?" (rhetorical question)

'Einstein' is a good one for idiots, you can drop it in and it really hits the mark without being too rude. other than that I like twat. but that's just me

Any variation on 'git' always wins me over.. daft git.. stupid git.. anally retentive git. Bastard is another favourite. I've also started saying 'Shi.t me!' rather than 'F.uck me!' recently.. God knows why. 'Shi.t you!' doesn't really work the same way tho. Also, the use of 'arsey' is imperative in any name calling session.. arsey git, arsey bastard. Swear filters do your worst! [%sig%]