tasty disco?

Funny i had a dream last night about a wife cleaning up pee with her husband's underpants................then she gets an irate phone call from Rotherham..................very strange................what does it mean?

Neil, it was very bizzare. We were writing a book together. I wonder what brought that on? Certainly not this smutfest of a thread, that's for sure. Flash, watch it or I'll set the haystack on you (I've been laughing about that all day!)

Hmm, perspex isn't actually THAT flexible but then again neither is dicko. I wonder if he brings his own drugs or relies on the punters to gee him up.

I would never trust anyone who pastes a picture of themselves on a website and then goes on about what a bad one it is of them.

That's spun me right round (like a dodgy curry, baby). Time for bed I think. George, please don't stay up all night sending disco-balls nasty text messages, he might come back.

I always wondered what george michael got up to between visits to public conveniencies

OK Racey, let sleeping dogs lie then.

I'd happily look like that, bad hair day or not! Mind you I'd prefer to be a brunette but I rekon there are a lot who would swap at half a chance. Oh to be 30 years younger!

I'm not asleep yet (but I can be a right bitch)

He does mention in his uka post that he is going to pop back now and again.

HAHAHAHA you do make me laff, Racey. By the way how come you're on here at this time of night instead of entertaining Daisy?

Daisy's sleeping like a baby (I slipped him a mogadon). I know, I should do this more often - it's very lively at this time of night........ Flash, ask UKA if they can password protect the forum so Paul can't get out

hahahah! You crack me up Rachel! btw, he hasn't joined in yet let alone let him out. I can't read uka anymore but there are ways of telling if someone is contributing or not *imagines richard reading this ... they keep a keen eye on this forum you know ... and hastily trying to lock the few remaining open doors* I've not seen a site with a hidden forum before, has anyone else? And all because there was a spat over philip's post about committing suicide (which, of course, he didn't) which led to the famous uka v abc thread etc. Other than that I've never noticed anything untoward on uka. Perhaps Flash can explain. Was there a huge trolling problem? What are these people scared of?

If they leave the door open someone might run in and steal all their emoticons. Actually I am a bit sad that I can't log in (and am likely to be on at least an 18 month ban for associating with known forum terrorists) cos I've got a really great flashing arse emoticon (and a big fat cock)

Their own fucking shadows, Colin.

I wonder if they will get a reduction for the dickso at the site Christmas party!

Look, if you guys don't leave the shallow end alone and stop extracting the micture, I am going to have to remove this thread and cancel the membership of the offenders. Now pack it in.

>>cos I've got a really great flashing arse emoticon (and a big fat cock)<< I hadn't realised you were a ladyboy Rachel. *note to self. Never e-mail Rachel again*

*flashes arse at Shirt*

Steve, bollocks. Moderate THAT!

actually I have two big fat cocks - one is Liana's.

OH Racey, please can you flash yer arse at me?

*faints*

That's it haystack. You're brown bread. You will be rusticated at dawn.

Nope, you haven't bought me as many drinks as Shirt has - infact I don't think anyone in the world has. When you have, then I will flash my arse. (Shirt is nearly at limit where if he buys the other half and a packet of peanuts he will get half a boob and a novely corkscrew on his bonus card)

Haystack? HAYSTACK! Right, dat do it. Prepare yourself for a stream of vitriol and abuse, Lofty. I'm about to throw all the deleted threads back up. Think I'll start with that one of Creekends. (oh yes, I have them all carefully preserved)

*Arrives back late* Not a huge one, but a growing one that was getting quite nasty.

couldn't we hire the tasty djs for the bloomsbury interval? mind you, its a long way to lug their 'heavy' equipment. There again, Rachel has two fat cocks she could loan out.

Flashy, you're talking complete and utter bollocks, they would never close the door just because griff was talking to himself.

Haystack - HAHAHHAHAHA Flashy - qué?

novely corkscrew? Ann Summers shop?

Racey, you're treading on dangerous ground.

Daisy, for God's sake wake up man. She's going nuts.

flash, are you talking about your penis?

Well he obviously wasn't talking about Dicko's, Colin, by all accounts he left here because the site wasn't large enough to accomodate it.

Haystack- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Rachel is already nuts not going nuts

Not aware of anne summers selling novelty corkscrews. Daisy is more than aware of my mental health problems thank you, Steve. That's why he's gone to bed with a pill.

Definition of a vibrant thread: in the time it takes to pour another gin and polish the buttplug there are 15 new posts, five of them from Rachel.

I was answering your first question Colin.........but alas that is also the answer to your second question, there must be a word for that kind of thing.

Shut yer big gob, Flashy, and sod off back to the asylum, assuming you have the key to the door. You've never met me so you don't even know what they're on about.

am I talking too much?

I've seen you on Justyn Thyme's web page Pissimissi, you look more like Gary Moore's dad to me though.....you don't know who Gary Moore is do you?

I think the word 'alas' should be banned on this site ... far too ukaish

Pity we don't have an edit facility ........i'd change it.

Storms, I don't think my equipment lugging services will be required. I have checked out Tasty Disco and it confirms that they have two fat cocks of their own.

Blimey, Stormy - it's usualy just you and me at this time of night - must be the full moon!

Flash, pleasae stop needling the haystack.

I think he's gone off to google Gary Moore.

on the shirt-tails of giant haystacks ...

flash, I hope he doesn't get arrested for that. Gawd knows what the brutal british police will do to him.