Don't ask me how I ended up here...

Sort of adictive isnt it??? Almost the same fix as smoking. You know you shouldn't be do anyway.

Mmm ... Hen sounds like the guy from my writers' group who came up with a tasteful poem about necrophilia based on an informative website he "accidentally found". Were you, say, wanting to buy a Ford Escort and searched for "escorts", or maybe seeking to acquire a "Polish A-level"?

*lifts corpulent self out of comfy chair and stutters towards computer*

It's clear to everybody as it is. They left advert on the Leonard Cohen poetry board to be seen by girls and guys. Now, enough the feasting your eyes upon virtual floozies on chargeable websites…for very soon all European and possibly American sex-amusements will be represented here!

I believe you, Jon. Yesterday I was looking at the ABCtales "Last 100" and the Google ads on the left hand side invited me to check out a hosiery retailer. I did so (purely to please Tony and co) and found it was a front for a fetish website. Not that I mind fetish websites, but it distracted my reading ... All's in order today, all the ads seem to be for Ebay on which I can purchase "poetry poems" and "true story love" (sic).

Hen,how did you end up here? Ah sorry just read the thread header , don't bother answering.

Ian, you seem to have an unhealthy obssession with all things shaggable and shagging. Get a life, you're turning into dicko.

If you typed in "curtains" you're lucky you didn't end up on some necrophilia or assisted suicide site.

Try "beef curtains".

I did. The sponsored link took me here: [%sig%]