I fancy Ade

...called Daisy.

Yeah, but I can't get really excited about someone unless they make me laugh, even in a fantasy way. I didn't say you were shallow. Lawks no! I can appreciate a good looking man (oh Sean Bean), but if it was reality, the good looking bloke would lose everytime UNLESS he had a personality to match.

Daisy makes me laugh. I just have to say his name and I go weak at the knees...

Nicholas Witchell??????????????

I know Liana! Anytime I felt a bit down today I thought of Nicholas Witchell and it made me snort in a chuckly manner.

Mariella Frostrup for me...I've posted many a scented letter to her agent inviting dear Mariella to Castle Roberts for a literary tete-a-tete on my Chesterfield sofa...

I just sniggered so loud at something it made my nostrils burn. Wasnt Nicholas Witchell though. (he has no EYELASHES!)

Me too. He's lush isnt he?

nick witch ... really ... is almost as unfathomable as noddy holder ...

Jesus yes he is. I can't stop thinking about him and I am supposed to be writing about sowing turnips.

And to think she snorted at the delectable Ade, huh?

hahaha.. try looking at some pics of him as Vivien - there must be tons of geek young ones sites online - that should cure you. What on EARTH was richard parks like last night??

ok Nick Witch or Nick Knowles?

but that only makes me fancy him more (he's grown sexier and funnier with age...sigh). They are so silly those judges, like pantomime dames, and it's all a set up, but at least it's for comic relief. (I think Richard Parks has had jowl-suction) I want to like Kim Medcalf but she does this strange suck-in-nostrils-and-pout-like-Leslie-Ash thing that gets right on my tits.

Mmm.. her mum has the same lips but seems to operate them differently. I think Kim does this awful "oh gosh I darent show how delighted I am that you like me because everyone else will hate me cos i am not the underdog" thing with her lips. Strange... I love those clips of Ade when he's drunk. Usually drunk people make me feel uncomfy and a bit sad (no idea why - analyst needed) but he is lovely and giggly. Cor.

That's EXACTLY it... I can really imagine being drunk with him and it not being a cause for shame... he is shameless in the best possible way and just seems comfortable in his own skin. I really love that (god Hayley, sort yourself out). I think that maybe Kim is quite nice, but she puts an on show thing on, and nobody can see what she's really like. I suppose I can understand that.

Oh, that's all nothing. Two friends of mine recently talked themselves into a frenzy about Jack Straw. Can you believe it? Jack Straw! It takes all sorts, I say... [%sig%]

jack STRAW ... gawd ... i think nick knowles rather than nick witch ...

Nick Witch rather than Nick Knowles. Imagine the noise Knowles would make with that horrible pervy voice during sex - urgh. You'd have to have some polly filler in the bedside table to prevent the walls from crumbling down. The thought alone is so unpleasant, I think I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life! [%sig%]

me too me too

Oh I dont know... knowles looks a bit dirty (eek) and up for a laugh at least. I'd rather knowles than witchell. I cant imagine that awful pasty skin and eyebrowless face, plus I think he might have a panic attack or something.

i loved seeing roland rivron and harry enfield standing there with badges saying "ade's friend" ...

We have such good taste

Yeah, fish, I liked that too. I made Harry Enfield laugh once. (but as he's a Europe hating gibbon, I don't know if that's a good thing).

Nope, can't see it myself. Whenever I think of Ade Edmonson I see him with a big bubble of snot coming out of his nose. No idea why. Must be throw back to Vivian days. Mind you, I haven't managed to watch Fame Academy yet, I heard about 30 seconds of Nick Knowles growling and had to look away as if watching gory operation on channel 5 - couldn't go back after that.

Ahhh, Rachel, you see, I've never fancied him before either (not consciously anyhoo), but he has developed with age and time into this rather swoonsome individual. Honest. (and he wears such great spectacles and has a lovely shaped head)

(as for Nick Knowles... that really was cringesome... especially because he obviously fancies himself as something of an a) dish and b) singing legend. Ha ha ha at his expense.

But really, having Roland Rivron and Harry Enfield proclaiming themselves your mates isn't sexy at all is it? He must be doing something very right if you can see past that. I might give it a go once the Eastenders ham has been given the boot.

Rachel. All I can say is watch and believe.

oooh I wish I who you ladies were speaking of :(

Ok I might. As for Nick Knowles, for a man who prides himself on his toilet humour he fails to grasp the fact that he looks like a bog brush and sings like a shit-muncher. Frankly, he stinks.

Hey Rhode - I've been looking for pics on web, but none do him justice (no Rachel that is not proof that he isn't fanciable). Did you know Ade is actually 48??

Nick Knowles used to live in my home town and be on my local news and people (not me because I'm a nice buddhist girl) used to boo at him in the street.

48 eh? Well, you know what I've said about men of that age...

Well Em, there seems to be a lot of proof for your thesis. (I still fancy Ade by the way, and I'm even planning the manner in which I will watch Fame Academy this evening - bottle of red wine, plate of spinach pasta with some salad and olives and....STOP! I don't know him and he is happily married. Shucks. Anybody know anyone who's as funny and as nice a drunk as Adrian Edmondson?)

Hmmm...Mariella Frostrup dipped in chocolate, laid out on my Chesterfield sofa, and growling arty-farty sweet nothings at me...Yum Yum... (Mariella's far too cultured to be seen on Fame Academy)

He's MARRIED to Jennifer Saunders???? OMG I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! I saw a pic of him but I dont think it was a good one!

OK, I'm quite reconciled with Knowles now after having watched his item on comic relief. He really got into the thick of it at this ramshackle Aids clinic in South Africa and was visibly shaken by it. I can't help it but feel some respect for the guy... [%sig%]

I guess that's a no then.

Sorry Rhode - the 'I guess that's a no then' was in answer to my earlier question: < Anybody know anyone who's as funny and as nice a drunk as Adrian Edmondson?> ! Yes he was famous here as a punk character in a very funny sitcom. Yes he is married (sob) to Jennifer Saunders, and they live on a smallholding in the country and have three children (I'm not stalking them, honest). I think they are a cool couple actually.

I liked Dawn French's label saying "Adrian's Lover". She got cross when Cat swooped the microphone away when she was mid funny though.

I watched one FA and didn't realise it was Ade Ed. In fact, I watched the second episode and didn't know anybody.

What about Matt Goss who appeared on Hell's Kitchen? Never liked him as a singer, but there was something about him as he is now that made me sit up and take notice. Or is it just me?

i think its just you.

yayyyyy ... he's made it to the final ... albeit in competition with duck lips and letterbox lips ... but he is there ... what a triumph for paunchy old gits ... he should be made patron saint of abc ...

hooray... he's not that paunchy though fish....I am going to have withrdrawal symptoms when this is over. He is soooo fanciable. Did you see the bit where he was drunk and loving Reggie? (p.s. does anyone else watch Nip/Tuck and if so, do you agree that the son looks like spookily like Michael Jackson?)

Good Lord, I suspect we should make Mr. Specsaver patron saint of ABC instead (Or Baron Straightjacket). I will concede he is quite funny but def. not fanciable.

I really would become self-seeding and avoid either

Mmmm, a self-seeding woman...how beautiful that sounds; I have a lovely erotic picture in my head about that, involving figs and large petals....and it's Monday morning! There's no hope for me now! x

At least we won't need to fight over him, eh Rach? I've always been a personality over looks person, and if I like someone's personality by brain does this weird thing and makes them attractive on the outside as well.