And another blonde joke...
Fri, 2005-03-25 02:44
#1
And another blonde joke...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and is pulled over by a blonde, female police officer.
The blonde cop asks to see the blonde speeder's drivers license.
She digs through her purse and becomes progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replies. "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The blonde speeder finally finds a square makeup mirror, looks at it and hands it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she says.
The blonde officer looks at the mirror and hands it back.
"Okay, you can go. Sorry I didn't realize you were a cop." She says.
1legspider
Sounds like they had the last laugh.
ely whitley
what's the difference between an Ozzie and a yoghurt?
leave a yoghurt long enough and it'll develop a culture.
Smiley
I liked the joke from the film Bicentennial Man:
A Buddhist runs up to a Hot Dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything!"
Canada, eh?
I see now why blonde jokes are usually so simple..;) It's so the rest of you can understand them.
Geometric Man
A blonde man was administered 500 mg amoxycillin capsule for chest congestion. His doctor advised him not to continue once the congestion is gone for side effects. He decides to continue with the capsules, to prevent any further infections. To cut the side effects he used to cut the two ends of the capsules before taking them.
G
Jasper...not seafood
What the difference between a blonde guy and a shopping trolley?
The shopping trolley has a mind of it's own!
ely whitley
moi? Blonde?
never.... well as a kid i was very blonde but weren't we all?
Now I'm a brunette, or shit brown as we call it round our way.
Jasper, that surf board thing above is, without doubt or prejudice, the worst constructed attempt at a joke I've ever seen.