April-Fool on the Rock
Fri, 2005-04-01 15:05
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April-Fool on the Rock
I sit here surveying my domain, alone on a rock. All the little posters have vanished. With only one beer left and my belly full, I lower my head, close my beady little eyes and begin to doze in the warm spring sun.
Visions of female lizards dance through my reptilian brain.
He cant hear you Jude.
He's to far gone.
it's very dark in here
I'm a lizard Jude, I can't read.
I'll buy if you fly. *hic* Here's some money....
pipe down in there Dan...you'll scare her away.
And getting darker by the minute Dan.
well at least send down the rest of the beer
I said pipe down. You'll be out in a few days...
It's only indigestion Jude...pay no attention to my gas.
Returns back with a case of 24... finds spot on rock and plops them down. Looks around at thirsty faces..
Looks around... Bugger. Where have they all gone to now?
*slowly opens other beady eye*
Stop shouting about the countryside, I'm trying to nap here. And bring me one of those beers would ya?
Oh there you are Radio... Say why the long face and slitty eyed look?
Indigestion.
What dose indigestion have to do with Jude?
Nothing, she took off with my money.
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Typical!
What was that about beer?
*hic*
What beer?
"With only one beer left"
you are a fool!
(although you probably mean lager not beer...sorry)
Get your sorry arse (ass) down to your local off-licence (liquor store) and sort out another dozen lagers! (beers)
*slowly opens one eye*



