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GUTTED

I was going to the bookies to put an each way bet on Bindaree and to win on Hedge doodah which won and I FORGOT.

FUCK A DOODLE DOO

Flash
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It was the Lords way of saying don't gamble my dear.
jude
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I was at the dogs on Friday I bet £30 and won £27. So only £3 down. The dog that recovered most of my losses was Sister Catherine running from trap 5 in the 20:30 flat race. She just won. I chose Sister Catherine, well for obvious reasons and that I won is the Lord's way of saying, "Get in there my girl!"
jude
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it was just a rubbish day all round actually...I was 5 mins late for an appointment and the guy just left and i still have to pay for it...rubbish
stormy
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I had a tenner on hedgedoodah to win until mrs. s. pointed out that although I haven't had a winner on the National for as long as we can remember (unlike her, sulk), my horse(s) always gets a place so I changed it to a fiver each way with fixed odds at 10-1. Bum. Only £50 instead of £100. Also, had a great result at an auction this morning and picked up a cast iron victorian fireplace with slate surround for £140... well under what it's worth. Sadly, I cottoned on to the 'things come in threes' fallicy too late to buy a lottery ticket. Double bum.
Tony Cook
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We had 5th, 6th and 7th - and my horse in the 3.20 was dead set to win until it fell 3 out - and that was over hurdles. They don't fall in hurdles - often. bloody betting.
mississippi
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I won my first auction on ebay and saved myself at least £80 on the price of a lovely new Canon 350D. I'm chuffed to hell. Jude, are ALL nuns as liberal as you, or are you getting them a bad name?
Stephen Gardiner
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Jude, Race down to William Hills and stick an each-way on Arinze. Shovelling a black puppet into the Vatican is the only way to stop vile old disillusioned has-beens like me railing aginst the Papal Bull(shit).
mississippi
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I had no idea you are such a vitriolic old catholic hater, shirt.
Stephen Gardiner
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I've nothing against honest Christian catholics. I think the Pope, the papacy and the corrupt Vatican are the biggest con-job of the modern age. So it's boys' night in tonight is it?
mississippi
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Not exactly, I just got home from a party> Yes I know it's early, but the host was anxious to have his Horlicks. And she was desperate too.
Stephen Gardiner
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Stick your money on the dark horse - Arinze. The nurse has just come with a syringe brimming with 20ccs of leopard tranquilliser. I had better get near a bed or I will wake up in the street.
funky
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I hate the grand national, feel sorry for the horses. I feel close to tears when I read about how many of them fall. Just so someone can make 50 quid at the bookies. I mean why do they have to make the jumps so high? It's unnecessary. I hate to see these beautiful animals put through something horrific like the grand national. In my opinion it is as bad as fox hunting , if not worse. I also hate greyhound racing, cause when the dogs get old, they ussually get put down because they can't run as fast anymore, even though they still have a good 5 or 6 years of life. I hate the way animals are abused so someone can make an extra bit of money.
fish
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dear jude ... thank you so much for giving two old bloggers a right good laugh .... get in there girl ... hahahahahah ...
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