The Top Totty Thread.....

... *feels ought to even the balance totty wise a bit* ... indiana jones ... fresh sweat brains stubble and a whip ... what MORE could a girl want?

I'll settle for something with a legume.

just how i like my women...

Tyra Banks.... needs more curves but very yummy Samantha Mumba...yumba Mumba Denise Lewis...fit Angela Griffin ( ex Corrie and Holby) ...ooooh baby

L, don't be so greedy! Can't have 'em all, you know....

and why not?

Cameron Diaz (of course) Claire Danes (babe with brains) Staci Keanen (just for being in My Two Dads and allowed the slip of Step by Step as she's loverly) All of the Corrs (except the bloke)

Helen Hunt and Kate Blanchett, no question

Richard O'Brien - that surly look in the background of the opening of Rocky Horror gets my knees a-tremblin every time...old enough to be my grandfather, but I wouldn't say no...

I question them..

Beef, Richard O' Brien was the first person I ever interviewed and is a truly lovely man. He let me ponce fags off him throughout the entire interview because I'd run out and when a journalist from the BBC came up mid way through the interview and asked to speak to him, he said 'Not now, I'm with a lady from the press' (even though he knew I was from a small student paper. ) Mine would have to be Dermot O' Leary - love that sarcasm (and the rather tasty packaging, obviously)

Cripes! What a rocky and horrible thought. Take those electrodes off your brain, beef. Sophia Loren, always Sophia. Isobel Black, an obscure actress from the Hammer horror days. Angelina thingy, the one with the lips. Christina Ricci, a little creepy. Kate Winslet, bit ashamed of this one as she's a bit of a posh luvvie - NOT, I say, NOT in Titanic.

Drooling over Jude.......arrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh! drooling over Ralph Fiennes,,aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh (wipes chin.................... arrrrrrrggggggg.)

Liana, how about we share Mr Depp - I get him mondays, wednesdays, fridays and sundays, you get him tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays? If I were gay, or bi, I'd have to have Cristina Ricci.

that means you get him four times *whinge*

give the poor chap a day off ...

or a walking stick . . .

Never seen her but Sally Traffic sounds nice, off of Steve Wright in the afernoon.

Courney Love is a fairly decent actress, but since I wouldn't f*** and American woman with someone else's d***, I can't comment on the rest of it.

I'll decide about my own dick, thanks very much, Just! I mean, play fair, let me and Courtney at least discuss it.

Come on guys, get real! A bird in your hands is worth as many as you like on the screen!

anglina jolie, tom, her off lara croft....does it for me too as does.. Susan Sarandon.....kate winslet....isabella rossilini (dons oxygen mask !!) .....and beatrice dalle...and the totty on amelie...

That girlie from Amelie was gorgeous. Hmmmm Winslet ...yummy Jolie...yummy in a tarty way Have a thing for Courtney Love unfortunately Heather Graham Kelly Lynch Reese With-her-spoon Liz Shoe.. Madeline Stowe... The list is endless

Brittany Murphy Rene Zellwegar Tara Fitzgerald Famke Janssen Connie Nielsen Christina Ricci Heather Graham Elizabeth SHUE Sarah Michelle Gellar Rachel Grifiths Mira Sorvino (etc)

Uma Thurman Neve Campbell and some others... Shamed that I fancy quite a lot of girlies from manufactured girlie groups... Brittney is quite sexy

Angelina Jolie... COME ON! GET IN THERE! Sod all those barbie blondie wafer stick type bints - give me a woman with a few curves and an idiosyncratic face anyday :) She would get it and no mistake. And so would Dido. Oh boy would Dido get it. And Cristina Ricci, though her eyes always look on the verge of melting. And Thora Birch. Wouldn't touch Paltrow / Kate Moss / Christina Aguileruilarearlbleurgh with a ten foot bargepole tho. Or Vanessa Feltz - although that goes without saying :)

Sharleen Spiteri from Texas and Shirley Manson from Garbage - sexy, Scottish and with voices that could turn on a castrated monk. Every time I hear 'Queer' by Garbage I have to go and take a cold shower!

I have to agree with ja_simpson about the Corrs. First time I saw them I went Corr.....! Elisabeth Shue was fabulous in Leaving Las Vegas. I also loved the hit girl in "The whole nine yards".

in fact, any female with a pulse then, mark and spag?

did spag say the end in listless?

(i meant *is)

Johnny Depp *now theres a REAL man*

Kate Beckingsale Jodie Foster Sam Mumba Andrea Corr Hilary Clinton Gillian Anderson

I’ve just been watching - Hedy Lamarr in ‘Samson and Delilah’ - in her day all time top totty! Both beautiful and extremely bright.

jeff bridges for me ... he seems like an honest good straightforward man ...

john travolta now he is fat and old ...

an exhausting list, Liana, and one, i must confess, i did not reach the end of. 'bad girls talk about themselves ad nauseam' could perhaps be added to it. what is all this good girl/bad girl trash anyway? and will we have to put up with a good guy/bad guy equivalent soon? i hope not. i'd give Britney one (more time), though maybe with a little less confidence now that she's stuffed a couple of inflatable water cushions under her jumper. and where's Justine Frischmann when you need her? more girls like her on the Indie circuit please. in fact, any girls that look like they can tell one end of a guitar from the other and don't wear high heels would be good. so... give me a girl with a bit of wit, bit of intelligence, bit of attitude, good dress-sense, outgoing, introspective but not self-absorbed, good-natured, curious, secure of herself and can play the guitar.

Rachael from Only Fools and Horses....no messing

Christina Ricci... curvy and yummy.

Liana, do you want a list of the women I wouldn't touch with a barge pole? Could be more interesting.

johnny depp is MINE, Liana!

Ohh and Beartrice Dalle as well. ' Smearmed lipstick on coffee cup baby.'

oh noooo he isnt you can have him after me aridayle...... whilst i am busy with jude law...... *glances at wolfie*

But Liana, that gives you four days with Jude Law! C'mon, I'm trying to be reasonable here!

Also for contrast....the blond from American Beauty

Spag man, I also adore Courtney Love. If I were gay etc etc :O)

Thora Birch from American Beauty

I am in love with Lara Croft.

Courtney says: I was born bad. When you're a bad girl, people are terrified of you. You don't get mugged or raped because you don't have any victim energy (I'm sure it has happened, just not as often). It's bad if you're a famous one, though, because the boys all wanna @!#$ you, but then you get all girl-gooey and they go, "Oooh," because they thought you were gonna spank them. Duh, @!#$. When you're a bad girl, everyone does what you want. You have room to grow. Bad girls are kinder than good girls and they are better to other girls, mostly, unless said other girls are boy-pleasin' users who want a little bad girl spice rubbed off on 'em like so much perfume. Bad girls are also more spiritual and less prone to drug addiction, or, if they have it, when they quit they quit. Bad girls know genius before the other dumb good girls do. They get the hot guys first 'cause they aren't looking for that big stamp of popularity approval. In Amadeus, Soliari says Mozart is ugly; the Soprano (a naughty bad girl) replies, "A woman of taste only thinks of genius." Bad girls love boy flesh that has an astronomical IQ. Most bad girls are not as libidinous as good girls. Sex is intrigue, not looks; it's build-up and mind-warping. Bad girls love like lions and kill those who @!#$ with their kin. Good girls steal bad girls' boys. Bad girls @!#$ your boyfriends, yeah, but we feel shitty about it, sort of. You're there to take care of the dog, to have the BBQs. We're there to fly in to New York or L.A. or Paris and lock up in a four-star for three days while your boyfriend and us do things you'll never know about and he'd never dare do to you. We feel a little guilty. Bad girls are "femmenistes;" we like our dark Nars lipstick and LaPerla panties, but we hate sexism, even if we do @!#$ your husbands/boyfriends. We understand men, we love them, us hetero/bi bad girls. Bad girls will get obsessed if you dump us nasty, but instead of resorting to evil good girl tactics we will do things like: make your band open for us someday; send all your mail to a Der Wienerschnitzel in Watts; get a guitar for revenge; do genius comics and be a genius such as my favorite NYC bad girl, Dame Darcy, goddess supreme. We met on the one day I'd uttered her name in a foreign country. She is a bad girl; she's friends with Lisa Suckdog who has that great zine Rollerderby. Lisa tries to be a bad girl, crawlin' around nekkid and stuff, but I think she wasn't born with it. Hey, I could be totally wrong. Don't dump a bad girl 'cause one day you'll have to come back and grovel for something; watch it, man-hell hath no fury like a bad girl dumped ill. Bad girls can deal with a little infidelity; good girls will leave you on "principle." Bad girls can be as classy as Jackie O., who was a bad girl, she just didn't think it was our business to know that. My sister Ms. Barrymore is a way bad girl. We are going to wear acid-wash to the Academy Awards. Of course bad girls go to the Academy Award parties-only if you get nominated are you busy. Good girls live in a state of sulking or gloating, 'cause they are getting their butts kissed or having to kiss butt. But my friend-who's a good boy outside, but a very bad boy inside-told me that there's a middle state wherein, like if you go to the Academy Awards you are going out of your way to get your butt kissed, that's lame. Bad girls love like no one else. Bad girls swallow-it is sooo rude to spit, but don't do it the first time. I don't know why I think that, I just think the good girl part of the bad girl says they know you give good head, so make the worms wait. If you're a single girl on the make, I suggest power. You have to work hard to acquire it, and no one will help you. You will gain many girl enemies. That's 'cause you eventually wind up playing the wife of a huge publisher-who is alive and happens to like you-in some big movie and all the lame-o's that work at his magazines you could have chopped but you won't 'cause BAD GIRLS DO NOT EVER ABUSE POWER once they have acquired it, except occasionally for sexual purposes only. Bad girls do not fake orgasms, or they betray only themselves. Bad girls have bad boy boyfriends but mostly good boy boyfriends 'cause the sweet-faced angelboy is really horrid and Mr. Gnarly is a big wimp who wants to know what sweater to wear onstage tonight; blechhh! Bad girls sometimes wimp out and call, though that's separating the wheat from the chaff; the men from the wimps. If you can't be friends with him forget it. If he doesn't know how to actually get you to shut the @!#$ up, it's not worth that much. @!#$ the phone game; other games are way funner. I'm a loser at the phone game. If you want to be a femme fatale, go for it and never call back, tally up, etc. The good ones do not even get the phone game. It's hard to believe but true. Cat and mouse is for Elizabethans and Victorians. Bad girls will always give you the shirt off their backs. Bad girls are vulgar, but we have the potential for total class. Gotta admire that woman......

Nice one Liana!