Once Upon a Time ... (10 words only)

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Once Upon a Time ... (10 words only)

... in a land far far away ... there lived a very ...

(continue the story using 10 words per post ... no more no less ... any transgressors will be subject to punishment by Da Grrrls In Da Hood ...)

Tom Saunders
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. . . to turn them on with their big babylon, he lit . . .
1legspider
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a big fat splifta, wore sunglasses and limboed down the..
Emily Dubberley
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rainbow to find a place where he could finally discover...
Tony Cook
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But the little bald man was still very sad. He...
chant
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hadn't been invited to one of Andy and Sandy's wife-swapping..
Andrea
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...the meaning of life. Unfortunately, as he was about to...
justyn_thyme
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peg out like the old man from Khartoum, so he.....
Tom Saunders
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car boot sales. The little bald man had a little . . .
Tom Saunders
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. . . deployed his tent, saluted the general with a gin and . . .
Hoxtoneye
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...began to remove his trousers, pausing only to check that...
moya_
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car boot in which he kept a large pink wobbly . . .
Primate
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... guitar with purple strings. He used to play it whenever...
Hoxtoneye
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his head got cold, which happened quite a lot in
wordSword
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The Hatless Mountains, where he left his one true love...
e-griff
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...clopping loudly. 'Hand me my drawers' he cried to the...
justyn_thyme
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the band was playing "Another Opening Another Show" in the...
Andrea
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...suspended from a rope. "Help me!" she cried, dangling prettily...
Tom Saunders
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. . . cabinet maker. "I must have more storage for my large . . .
chant
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from the rope, the rope throttling her. If she'd been...
Tom Saunders
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. . . anywhere else but Knickerless Glen she'd have dangled less draftily
chant
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and if she'd been a man, she'd have had a...
Tom Saunders
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. . . hard time being so pretty. The little bald man pined . . .
fyrelizard
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away, neither eating or sleeping until he became thin as
Andrea
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..the hair on his head. Totally knackered, he decided to...
Tom Saunders
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. . . style of the sex pistols. He took the safety-pin . . .
moya_
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vote for Tony Blair, thus ushering in the end of . . .
e-griff
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...bazookas! with this armament, I will attack the lair of...
Babewithbrains
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Life as we know it. But meanwhile, Andy and Sandy...
Hoxtoneye
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...from the grenade in his "Dubberley" designer boxer shorts and...
Tom Saunders
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. . . snapped the patented "Dubbertex" waistband before throwing the grenade at . . .
Hoxtoneye
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...a passing french onion seller. "Merde" exclaimed the gallic greengrocer....
janus
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fish you used 14 with your once upon a time as well!
fish
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thread title doesnt count .., you used 12 ... *gets tackle wrench*
Tony Cook
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small man with a very bald head. He was only....
janus
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...lonely fish who sat all alone cuddling her tackle wrench
Emily Dubberley
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...interested in collecting books for his library. He really wanted...
fish
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and he suffered from gender confusion quite often ... didnt she?
justyn_thyme
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finished reading the Virgin Sacrifice Manual and went in search...
Tony Cook
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We have simultaneous posting confusion. Fish - it's your call - who do we go with?
Tom Saunders
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. . . and the whole ville strained, so beautiful were his big . . .
fish
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well we will go with em i think tony ...
justyn_thyme
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to finish his novel and get it published, but there....
Emily Dubberley
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was one big problem. He didn't know how he was...
chant
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going to tell his nice neighbours, Andy and Sandy, that
funky
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of the missing link and the fabled mountain of Noah
Hoxtoneye
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...mac and regular fries. "Any drinks wth that?" asked the...
Tom Saunders
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it was about their gerbil called Randy, a sexy rodent
chant
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who had bitten Sonny and Bunny's daughter Fanny in the
Tom Saunders
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nook, or was it the cranny? They lived in Rhymingland
Tom Saunders
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. . . McGinty, the agoraphobic explorer. What was the link between priapism . . .

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