apologies

I am 3 weeks late. We need to talk. Hox.

you were seeing someone else hox ?

Hox, you slut.

Stormy, the scan shows a moustache. We need to talk. Hox.

Moustache, The stormy talk needs a scan. Is this a Hox?

Stormy, you grew the moustache to escape from the last paternity claim.. if I recall. You Dandy.

a moustache ? *sulks*

Wotta bunch o' slappers...

dear liana having a lovely time ... wish you were here ... love fish x x x

sarky a rse :o)

Dear Liana, It is with great trepidation, I am writing to tell you that I am pregnant with chipmunks. this may come as a bit of a shock to you and we both have some difficult choices ahead. Armed only with a small bushel of celery and a Davey lamp I am entering into this new phase of my life in anticipation of your support. sincerely yours et al jude m. Bernadette eydmann

I did.

I sent an e-mail transferring a host of ideas and wealth to you. Sadly you missed it. Since my circumstances have deteriorated since then, I can't re-send. Sad! Bless! G

Have found email previously sent and incorporated it into new one to correct address. How is Martin's use of colloquial english coming along? Well? :)

Hullo Liana, Had you gone?