going 2 the toilet
Fri, 2003-11-14 09:52
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going 2 the toilet
Am I the only person here who doesn't have 2 go 2 the toilet? I really feel sorry for all of you who have to keep rushing off every few minutes to do your business.
I'm not sure why I don't need 2 go, but the doctor said in my case it's not necessary. So that's 1 less thing to worry about, more time for other stuff. yeah!
Just now when I said I didn't have to go to the toilet, I was lying.
I do have to go, just like flipping everyone else. I hate it. It's so gross and such a flipping waste of time.
You could try nappies and a catheter like wot everyone else does.
I always enjoy it - makes a break from chores and is a way of getting close to nature.
No one can enjoy the horror of entering a cubicle of a public toilet surely?
There must be so many rules to apply before you do so.
No, Freda's right. While banged up in the States once awaiting a deportation hearing, I found myself in a wing on 24-hour lock up. However we could wander from cell to cell and chat to people. But as there weren't many people I was able to form an instant bond with, the boredom was excruciating.
Going to the toilet was the cause of many pleasant distractions. Not just the act itself, you understand, but the fact that it gave me something to look forward to. I'd hold it for half an hour or so, aware all the time that very soon I'd actually be doing something.
There's a lot to be said for going to the toilet.
I gain great satisfaction in knowing that as a weight loss plan it beats the crap out of the Atkins diet.



