For Ricky Gervais fans

How about this for lyrics... If I sounded bitter, It's because I felt left out and disappointed. I was looking forward to getting to know you. sorry. My first impulses always get me in trouble.

It all kind of makes sense that he was a failed new waver.

he was extremely good looking though, in a sulky boy sort of way.. I remember seeing a clip of him singing in this band on Parkinson or something, and he was very embarrassed. At least he wasnt the one with the daft hair. A lot of us looked like berks in the early eighties, but oh dear it was fun. Wasnt it Ralph? A failed new waver? Don, you yanks crack me up :o)

for ricky martin fans!

Lost and found is down the corridor on the left.

I have no hair now Liana, thats because of the amount of sticky, gooey crap I put on it the eighties, anything to look like a seagull. I had the quiff of dreams, trousers of a clown (thanks to Bowie), and the eye-shadow of a prostitute. Heady times indeed

I can assure you Ralph, that whatever you put on your barnet (excluding defoliates) has sod all to do with your hair loss. As you're well aware it's almost certainly in your genes. I used to wash my hair in soap powder (Daz, Surf, Tide, whatever was under the sink) as a youngster (cos my mum felt spending scarce money on shampoo was an extravagance too far). I then smothered it in any kind of greasey shite I could find. My hair now grows so fast I've hired a flock of sheep to graze my head in my sleep.

Should result in interesting wool, George. Are they black sheep?