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Well done Marchioness! I am closing this thread.

Well if you saw me you'd be interested. I'm gorgeous. Ask G***.

believe me i can see why you wouldn't be. i'm not either really...unless they're between the ages of 26 and 30, have hair, and write good stories (meaning their intelligent but not a geek).

You know me too well darling

Oh dear sabelle. That was rather rubbish. Your quote, however, was very apt.

Stuart, yes in your mind your are gorgeous

Suggs wishes he'd thought of those lyrics, boy. And yes, I do realise my brain is soused in alcohol, what a way to go.

>>>why is it that this thread is way down the bottom when it's the only one people are posting on (kinda)<<< Perhaps, dear marchy, because the only people posting to the thread are you, flash, spag and sabelle oh! and stupotty ... having a private conversation between yourselves (sorta.) If ever I saw a case against 'latest posts go to the top' then this is a classic example. I know you will all beat me up in the morning but I'm only saying what others are probably thinking. No of them will come to my defence though...I doubt anyone else has bothered to read this thread recently. You are all more than entitled to chat away but please don't complain that it isn't top of the page stuff!

Er... G*** that should be '... meaning they're intelligent ...' And your a editor?

I'll try and get them to discuss your Desert Island disks selection tomorrow Stormy.

Marchy, that excludes them definitely. They couldn't hire two brain cells to rub together

er stu... that should be: And you're an editor? sabelle - i know, it's a sorry state of affairs innit.

Well, there are some lovely guys around here. They know who they are, but I won't names names. And no Stuart, I'm not talking about you

Flash and Flash? Marchy explain at once. you're talking about me aren't you Sabi? i know you are admit it.

And that would appear to be that. > marchioness (real name deleted by ABCtales Admin.) Wow! Look at that! That rocks! I've never been censored before. Now I know how Soljenitsin felt. G*** A****** is still ok I presume.

All this talk about men. Admit it you pair: you prefer the internet to real life; you like complaining about men more than actually going out with one. And with that....

Wow one of my threads having over 100 posts. I may just faint. Awwwww thanks Sabelle but I will be getting that manuscript back. Its the only thing I have left after seeing my novels turned into mush. And Stormy, good god no, I am going to agree with you. This shouldnt be at the top of the list.

My name is Alan Ingram you can say my name if you want Stuart.

Was that really Stormy? How do we know? Flashy, darling, even the delivery boy remembers that conversation. Spaggy, just how are you going to get it back?

I'll think of a way. And whats with calling me spaggy. spag is the name and football is the game.

Spag I would love to meet you tomorrow for a blather but its my college night. Next week maybe and we can get Marty and Bobblehat and Jude and anyone else who would care to join us. Instead of the Camden Cowboys (which one is called Trigger?) we can call ourselves the Bloomsbury Bastards. Let me know R

oo would you look at that! thanks tony. and stuart's pleased cos he feels all hard done by or summat.

spaggy you don't like football you support spurs. And be glad I'm calling you something unfiltered spaggy. I just like that name, spags. see ya spaggy:-)

Yes well we could beat Kiev :) thanks sabelle for that.

My bedroom gets really cold, I think I might burn some spare bits of paper to keep warm. Kiev eh? I think I might write a novel about a struggling writer whose heart was broken by someone burning his manuscript to keep warm :-x

Do you wear Spaggy trousers?

Yes

I am up for that Ralphie

oooh you could write a song..............i'll think of name in a minute.

marchioness you ok now

Damn Marchioness. I got 2 out of 3. would that make me stand a chance? lol

Flash, do you pay any attention to my emails? The things I've said, do they really sound like I think you're a nice guy?:-) OK Stuart. I'm looking at the real man in my life, looking at the internet and I'm not complaining about him I'm complaining about you.

This is my second email addy so i hardly venture onto this one, so no you've been sending all those emails and i haven't read them..........oooh the excitement.

I'll use the other one. I replied to your message, get the picture? Anyway, Chelsea are losing :-( My son just said "of course they're losing, Lazio are professional". That did make me laugh.

i will have to pinch you spag.....to prove that you exist

and stuart, come along if you think you're hard enough.....

as in Flash you belong with you... spag...is it the age thing that you ain't got? actually i like real life men cos they give me lots of material for my stories.

o just noticed this question...yes thanks spag. actually stuart doesn't bother me at all, i know he's just a wind up merchant. (who can't spell)

sabelle - are there any lovely guys that fit my criteria in here?

I've got lots of hair.........on head and chin , some of my tales have been cherried. and i am between 26-30. I'm thirty-eleven yrs old in two months. Spag doesn't fulfil any of the criteria and has false eyelashes. What does that mean i belong to me?

Hey glad to hear it marchioness

I'm not saying on who on here cos I only have to talk to someone for me to fancy them, eh Flash!!! Flash is wonderful. I do like him a lot, but I don't know whether he's good guy material though. Once upon a time I would've named someone else who fits your criteria, who knows who is is, but I can't do that at the moment. But people can change I suppose for the worse as well as better. Go with Flashy, the only bad points I can find is that he's a Chelsea supporter, he's got long hair, he wears a tutu and tights and he's got a crook back & hip. Apart from that he's as hunky as Freddie Ljungberg :-)

> i know he's just a wind up merchant. (who can't spell) Oh come on, I'm not that bad. I get excited and type really fast. And erorrs, like, occurr. You're just like everybody else G*** - you love me and you pretend you don't. And when did I become the GD hate figure anyway?

You're beng paranoid Stuart we all love you.

er HELLO, stuart you don't fit the criteria. and i didn't blow anything i assure everyone Flash is too old i'm afraid. sorry Flash. and he lives not in london. oops should have put that in criteria too. sabelle can you email me the name of this guy? i'll email you my email (ah the wonders of technology) but wait...are you saying he is not in the criteria at the moment cos he has turned all nasty or something...i am very very curious

Flash you are such a tart, you love everyone

And why not.

marchioness i meet the age criteria. *bows* Flash your jealousy over my lovely long eyelashes has to stop or you'll be in therapy about it very quickly.

Marchy you like your men BBBBBAAADDDD and young do you?Fair enough i'm still your internet buddy though aren't I? Yes i am old and hairy and i'm certainly not hunky, more flabby and blubbery, I think there must be something in Sabi's coffee this morning, not quite sure why i'm being described as wonderful or hunky by her, she must be after something............Wonderful eh? You're not too bad yourself Belle. [%sig%]

Why not, indeed. Chelski supporters have always been fickle