Successful exes

'My lips are sealed' Pity your friends weren't.

Huh?

you're just being Ruud

Yes i apologise, i was being very ruud.

Who's Ruud. Don't understand.

*Nod Nod wink wink* Either do i Rachel, know what i mean?

Shhhh. ABC might get Suud.

And that wouldn't be cool would it Duud?

Well they've all become un married dads, so you could say they've been moderately unsucessful.... with birth control at least ;) rather more soberly they're all dileriously happy with their partners which reflects somewhat badly on me doesn't it.....?

i did hear from another one, through friendsreunited, she'd had a kid, with a guy who'd been sniffing around during our break up....i'm over her now...it was a long time ago , 1988....if i remember correctly he looked like peter lorre....

Vicky - I think you always need one astronomically wonderful ex before you can settle down with someone and be comfortable - you are probably the common denominator for a lot of men who occasionally think "I am happy now, but I wish I'd had the guts to go for the real prize when I had the chance" Maybe not, but I'm in an ego-boosting kind of mood.

A lot of men? I believe there's been an assumption made here somewhere! ;) But thanx 4 the ego boost Andrew I needed that today

All my ex's have successfully left me behind.

One ex was successful in becoming a drug addict after we split up, one was fast tracked to promotion. Another emigrated. Can't say I really see any of the others

I have one extremely successful ex, who i still adore... another who is not quite an ex, but is still pretty successful, good on him. The others i know of, are pretty mush the wasters they always were... wish i wasnt attracted to wasters and weirdos.

*pretty mush* *suppresses the urge to giggle*

yes. Its not a typo. most of my exes are pretty mush.

'wish i wasnt attracted to wasters and weirdos.' Probably the other way around Liana, these types can always sense someone who is decent and kind, and then exploit it.

'wish i wasnt attracted to wasters and weirdos.' I know what you mean Li. They always seem so much more interesting than ordinary guys, but cause a lot of heartache. I'm going to look for Mr Average next time if I can stand the boredom

all depends how you define "successful". A couple of my exes I see as successful because they are happy in themselves and do jobs that they enjoy. They both live relatively stress free lives. Neither of them are particularly rich or famous though.

I'm average :-)

But in what department?

All except hair-growing.

In which, George, you excel.

An ex of mine married a woman who he had got pregnant (or so he believed). His parents are very old aristocracy and threatened to banish him from the family pile if he didn't do the honorable thing. When the baby arrived, it was immediately apparent that the child was not his. She finally admitted that he was the child of an extremely high profile dutch football star of the early 90s who is famous for his procreational abilities (she used to work in the hospitality suite at Chelsea and ex knew that there had been a daliance) So not such a successful ex! I did go on a date with Neil Morrissey once - when he was just a humble stage hand (my mother gave morrissey his equity card).

Getting pregnant by a Dutch international footballer? He probably told her he had several Dutch caps and she felt safe! oh come on! someone had to say it.

it's a pity she wasn't scottish, durch inernational strikers appear to have a few problems scoring against the scottish

dutch strikers have similar problems.....:-)

She was French. Cue Ely....

Not **** ****** surely

Yes **** ****** - is that how you spell it? I always thought it was *** ******. Has it got two **s?

Are we thinking the same vowel? and funny hairdo, tall as well?

My lips are sealed *winks and nods*