len matlock
Sat, 2003-11-08 14:17
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len matlock
inane, insane, waste of cyberspace. what is he on? reading his posts is like rubbing your danglers with a cheesegrater.
a good case for mercy killing if you ask me.
and what about brussel sprouts? lukewarm snot. i wont be having them with my turkey, in can tell you.
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ben twatcock
education? ten years in school learning the french word for bread and the square root of 9. What a waste.
Get the kids out to work before they're fourteen I say, it worked for me. One GCSE, no A levels, but I'm a high court judge, because I bloody well WORKED for it.
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Jeff Prince
What is the square root of 9?
Elfyn
3...
mississippi
High court judge eh? Well I suspect there's a high degree of wishful thinking involved here, but in the event I'm wrong I hope you won't be the twat cock that's on the bench in the morning when I start fury service. If you are, do yourself a favour and leave the stupid wig and Father Christmas suit in the wardobe, the last thing I need is a cross-dresser in the high chair.
freda
I've got loads of 'a' levels and a degree but Im just a brain surgeon. It's being happy that counts not having prestigious jobs, I always say. Life is too short for regrets, and cliches.
mississippi
I have several spirit levels and a high degree of disdain for braggarts.
(I don't mean you Freda, I have a mental picture of you beating your tambourine)
freda
You must be psychic , I have only just returned from The Mission. To buy some Camel Lights.
len matlock
Because I'm not afraid to speak out on controversial issues some people obviously can't handle that and have to resort to personal abuse!
Well Mr Smartarse Twatcock, it's time you stopped rubbing your danglers and got yourself an education.