Do Not Troll Lightly Into That Good Night

You are quite correct, janeymack. Late postings and alcohol do not mix well (as many others will testify). I hereby amend my comment to: He is, in my opinion, ONE of the most boring contributors to ever tread these boards. Now, that's MUCH nicer! As evidence, I refer you to all his postings above, just for starters.

no, I thought it was FOL de rol! sorry to quibble, Mr Troll, obviously you think you know your job. I am just an innocent government officer, and you have, (presumably ) got your qualifications. however, under New Labour regulations, I must ask you to quote them to me and fax me a copy before we can give you credence. Sorry and all that, but we can't have fake Trolls rambling about without permits, can we? I ask you? I have no probs with a properly-qualified , certificated Troll practicing his trade on this site, but ill-informed, half -trained Trolls will damage the reputation (and future income) of Trolls for the foreseeable future (besides bringing Tony to boiling point, I tell you!). So cough up the cert, mate , or else! Luv, Myrtle

*gets medium Club* s p l a t

rayyyyyyyyy

! EDS! (aside- psst they are under the weighbridge hee hee!!) Enough of this fomtoolery!! I say? ( sound of pooh saticks dropping in river NOOOOOOO!!!!!) kick these tossers of the sight - said the blind man HAHA!! as he sold me my venetians. more to come in my tales of spitttoooon dubbbberrllly and the welsh hillsides of bacon!! Leave! I SAY immature one armed men!! the forum will be twisted to my own vision.IT IS IN THE RUNES!!!! CLANG!!! spitoon is full. Hoisted by your retard I say!! BE OFF ( aside chuckles at own scally humour)

That's great! revealing. give me time (I'm totally dumb of course) to analyse, and I'll get backto ya! meanwhile, here's a crate of Lemmingade to keep you on the ball! get your own Cock's legs.

OK COME OUT WITH ALL YOUR ARMS UP WE HAVE GOT YOU COVERED NO FURTHER WARNINGS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Oh - here's an upturned cat if you wish to void your salivary fluids! don't say i don't look after you crazy guys! (what cooks! - but lovable)

kids! Cover for me while I make a dash for the toilet.

here, here's a portaloo, lovvvy! God, how I admire you guys. Just let go here, mate! let it all out! need a freshwipe?

Sorry. You have failed. Go to the back of the class. You may retake the exam in three months.

I agree! TROLL PATROL - you heard him. Now go and be a good Patrol - station yourself in your quarters and make reports. (not too loud as people are sleeping!)

e-grief you are without doubt THE most boring fart to ever disgrace these threads.

There's no need to be rude..... (sends in the big boys or in this case #3 billy goat gruff)