A large tub of Chocolate Cookie Dough Ice Cream and a Packet of Cigarettes

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Vicky
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lolol now Aj i think you need more vodka Ta Sabelle
AJ
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oooh wodka.........here gimme some of that coke Lexy
Flash
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Sugar Plum Fairy...............nah i better not.
sabelle
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Pass the coke, just what I need for me Jim Beams
Vicky
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Hey flash? What are you doing in there?
sabelle
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He's changed his cape for a tutu. He IS the sugar plum fairy
Flash
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ER.........yes ...........er............drinks anybody?
Vicky
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I meant what are you doing with those two women in my bathroom? I'm not sure that's entirely moral
AJ
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nips in to the loo........trips over me beard. Arghhhhhhhh, must remember to buy some decent brycream tomorrow
Vicky
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Look in one of the drawers in the bathroom Jackie (watch out for flash though) on second thoughts you should probably use the other loo
Flash
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We're admiring the plumbing.
lexy
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Nor possible, I never realised jif was that versatile
Vicky
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oh of course... that makes sense *wipes brow* hang on..... ?
sabelle
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Can you 2 excuse me please, I need to get my toe rings back on. Inspect the plumbing downstairs
AJ
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rummages through Vicky's drawers.........aha. Scissors. Looks in the mirror. Picks up beard from the floor......suddenly the door bursts open, 'Noooooooooooooo' he screams!
Vicky
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Right.... more booze any one? I've got some icky green stuff here that's guaranteed to get you plastered.... None for Jay though... she's driving.
sabelle
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Aftershocks?
Jay
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Sorry Vicky I can't join you then as I don't drink or eat chocolate anymore but would lay a bet you still have a lot of years to go to get the amount of drink down you before you could possiably catch up with my past you name it i'v drunk it and then some. Shame though as even on my one glass of water I would have been the last on the floor dancing shouting at all of you to come and join me and I wouldn't have woke up in the morning with a head on me that I wish wasn't mine, been there done that so many times even bought the t shirt. Now put the stern look away Vicky and have a great time all of you as I have done so many times in the past...
Flash
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Yes ladies have we inspected yet?
Vicky
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No... you light it before you drink it.... damn can't read the bloody label
Vicky
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Oh i believe you Jay.... I told you before I knew you were funky. Feel free to stay and chat, I'll even let you eat fruit (as long as it's not too healthy) you can keep us from getting too rowdy
sabelle
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It doesnae matter. Let's just get it down our necks
Flash
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Yes ladies have we inspected the kitchen yet?
Vicky
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The kitchens where the booze is Flash... of course we've inspected it....but no funny shinanigans in there now.....I've just had those tops resurfaced Okay Sabelle on three... One, two.......
AJ
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oo'er Sabelle, did I detect yer have wee bit 'o Scottish accent there son? Must be the wodka!
sabelle
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yeah. Full of curry
Flash
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YEARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! *slides off kitchen top, damages plumbing*
Vicky
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Yours or mine?
AJ
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quick..........somebody give Flash a blow...
AJ
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torch
Flash
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I'll be singing soprano for at least a week.
Jay
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Oh have just seen your latest threads AJ don't want to spoil your fun but you be careful, you do all seem to be having a smashing time, thats what I like to see even though I wouldn't like to have your heads in the morning...
sabelle
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blow torch?
Vicky
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I'm glad you specified there Jackie I HAVE had rather a lot to drink tonight Ah well back to dancing then.... careful now, I'm a bit wild
AJ
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thanks Jay for your warning......my wodka is really water. ;) Prepares to blackmail them all tomorrow. :0
Vicky
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*mutters under breath* Thats what you think... *normal voice* Get you another drink Jackie?
mississippi
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Wots all this 'bout slagging men?
sabelle
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I've got old reserve bourbon here. Careful tho, 47% proof
Flash
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Anybody for a verse of the snowman i can reach the notes now. "I'm walking in the air." Vicky are you sure that was just coke in my glass?
Vicky
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George!!! Bout time you showed up, fashionably late I see Better catch up
AJ
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oh go on then..........just the one. Well at a time is what I say.
Flash
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Yes what's this about a blow torch?
Vicky
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Oh absolutely Flash, would I trick you? *smiles sweetly* Top up?
AJ
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Hey Missip.........wanna fag?
sabelle
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Anyone for vindaloo?
AJ
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sorry Flash was just offering me services!!
Vicky
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*intrigued*
Flash
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*Crosses legs* What kind of services? *Clutches apple pie*
Jay
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I am going to be kind to anyone who wants a lift home no matter how late but if one person throws up in my car my god they will be for it...
AJ
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me beard is really soft........I promise

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