a 'wedge' of sarcasm would be more accurate eddie.
trouble is those of you I've not met I have seen pics of on websites for example. hmm. do you have to shine that light in my eyes eddie. oh. you weren't. sorry mate.
howling at various descriptions of liana.
the microwave has just bleeped. I will think of someone to describe while I eat my 'it'scheapnnastywith10%realmeatchilliconconnedyou'
Don't actually know what Andrew 'Love's got the world in' Motion actually looks like Eddie.
*dashes hopes of all aspiring poets on the site* - yes, even the most famous living poet in England is not actually recognisable, even to someone who reads a fair bit. Poets are anonymous...
In terms of famous folk, Liana looks like Madonna circa Papa Don't Preach, but with Rain era hairstyle. And she is taller than you'd think and older than she appears to the naked eye.
Stormy, I'm guessing has an air of Dr Who about him; not McCoy, possibly Pertwee or one of the Bakers.
If Simon66 was THAT marvellous, he wouldn't have to be drawing his girlfriend's face from memory... (sorry mate, that was a bit harsh - but did get a plug in for the poem!)
As for Ivoryfishfox...
Old joke: Two old Greek men are walking along a country path talking about their first loves.
"ah, I remember my first experience well. It was right over there under that tree that I made love for the first time."
"Really? How was it?"
"It was wonderful, and the lady's mother was watching the whole time, would you believe it?"
"REALLY? Did she say anything?"
"Sure did."
"What?"
"baaaaaaaaah"
I actually developed an image of some of you. (I cheated and saw Andrea's and Liana's website once and I'm assuming the faces you ladies put on that site are yours.) I'm sure these are wrong (but does it matter?)
Andrew Pack- soft spoken, short blond hair. He likes Douglas Adams lots and lots.
Mark Yelland Brown- tall, thin, black hair, he likes wearing neckties, and he smiles quite a darn bit. I can picture him playing ametuer football (or soccer as Americans call it).
Stormy- thinks he is the king of Trivial Persuit and is a very interesting person to talk with. He is a Trekkie.
Max_Dog- does not look like Richie and he foams at the mouth. He yelps at passerbys
Fish- Wears small, black-rimmed spectacles and has long black hair that flips at the end
trekkie??
*sends e-mail to consulate to remove Don's hon. brit status with immediate effect*
Doctor Who packpants? mortally wounded.
Don't you think you get influenced by other people of the same name that you actually know? for example. my wife has an uncle Ralph. I won't begin to describe him for fear of retribution from his namesake but I cannot shrug off the image when I try to picture Ralph.
With others you get little clues from what they say in the forum. so MYB is a cuddly happy looking chap in loose fitting cords and a a woolly jumper (no pun intended mark). I've seen eric's mugshot on his site so can't go there.
I can see martins greying beard thing but can't get the rest of him. I see Karl as a sort of lovejoyish ian shane.
Roy is a tall and slightly less bald version of roy kinnear (see it's that name thing again) and drinks dark beer. Lewis is tall, serious and jokey at the same time, light brown hair, casual sex er I mean dress, drinks wine smokes too much.
Eddie is jim myarse Ricky Tomlinson without quite so much hair but with cut you dead humour mixed with incredibly intelligent conversation. Drinks anything.
Notice I have cleverly avoided trying to describe any of the ladies.
Oh Emily . Me? Yummy? *blushes*
If I remember, Emily, I was quite taken with all the women at The Asylum being gorgeous.
Andrea, I always thought you might be foxy.
Stormy--- methinks I did the same thing with you except through a strange series of connections.
The name stormy reminds me of Storm from X-Men, science fiction fan, and every sci-fi fans loves Star Trek
psshhh whhhppp
that was the door Don.
fish,
I was acting on impulse. based on what justin said who's wife were you that pimms and toast night.
~remembers nothing due to falling in love with the fish conservatory sofa at 3am. some bastard hit me over the head during the night judging by the pain in the morning. I remember a strange discussion about one of the only two flowers growing in your garden the next day before heading home on very dodgy autopilot~
Sorry to disappoint, but....
I don't smoke anything.
I don't wear cardies from anywhere.
I have a full head of dark brown hair (un-dyed).
Roy Bateman, Spag, Polish Mark or a couple of others will confirm.
hahahhahahaa ... storms ... nobody's wife natch ... and ... errr ... were you really at my house? ... it's just that i don't recall having a conservatory ...
Did you Spag? How kind.
Think I'll just toddle off to Audenary's Geriatric Boozer for a celebratory glass of sherry.
Do hope he provides spittoons...
*polishes walking sticks*
can’t go along with this mississippi-in-a-cardi image...he’s a jumper and slacks man, doesn’t wear jewellery and his neighbours are a bit scared of him without knowing why. eddie has a quirky smile which is endearing or unnerving depending on whether he likes you. liana, oh no i’ve met liana. pack is gary lineker. spag gets noticed by wearing a fedora and sequins.
Don,
yank tv: 1st series of cheers. 1st series of taxi. all of police squad. dallas when hagman was at his best but only for his sneer, duffy was more wooden than the desk I sit at. top cat. cnn. west wing. anything without schmaltz. oh, that wipes out the list so far then except police squad and precludes the finish of the list. bugger. oh forgot star trek - the prequel (aka dr who - god those daleks - I used to hide behind the sofa when they came on - I was only 5) but that was a brit prog.
brit tv. too many to think of right now. I'll get back to you. but it will be basically a list of satire shows, anything python related, some classic sit coms and some rare decent drama.
I bet some one starts a thread about this.
either that or a "what's your favourite colour" thread.
*apologies to the person I stole that idea from*
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