As Shaggy would say...

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Thu, 2003-10-23 18:40

...It wasn't me.

The "Paul" who was pressing return loads some threads down. Just had a look for the first time in days, and noticed the "Paul" thread, which led me to the thread below where Missi starts throwing accusations in his usual charming manner.

For the sake of Missi (as most other people have worked this out by now) there is another cache pol troll on the prowl. Also, for Missi's information, it's quite easy for him to change his name to "Paul", so it doesn't mean it's me when he plays up. Often goes under the name of "Oregano", amongst other noms de plume, and is probably the same troll that imitated me and told Jay to FOAD some time back. A lot have guessed that this troublemaker is none other than disgruntled erstwhile employee, Elfyn McBratney, but I couldn't possibly comment.

If I'm going to make trouble, I'm bound to do it from my supposed aol portal, under another name, aren't I.

Thu, 2003-10-23 18:56

david floyd

Paul/others, Elfyn's a good friend of mine and, while I imagine he'll be delighted to discover that he's famous enough to play the role of hero in one of your conspiracy theories and to be a subject of the whirlings of the ABC gossip mill, I'm feel obliged to reveal that he is not unduly disgruntled and remains a good friend of the ABCtales team. On the wider issue if overuse use the return button, this sentence describing my feelings begins with the words: "I couldn't give a flying... " Please finish accordingly.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:03

Hen

Aeroplane? Goose? Fishing? Well, I'm glad that's cleared up. Why would Elfyn want to disgrace Paul anyway? As I remember, they agreed about most points of contention.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:10

Paul Greco

Just so as you know, I was referring to insinuations recently made, not backing them, so please direct your grumpiness to the "others" exclusively, and not me. Overuse of the return key could severly hamper the forums if it persists, is copied, take to the extreme and so on. I personally think that would be a great shame. Don't you? P.S. I lied. I don't really give a flying one, either.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:11

Paul Greco

And that was to David, by the way. Hi Hen.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:11

fish

hox ... are those new slippers?

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:12

Liana

Greco in I lied shock. surely not.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:16

Paul Greco

Liana in I used my own name schock. Oops. Well, what groundless jibes are good for the goose...

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:16

Paul Greco

That's the German spelling of shock, of course.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:18

#10

Hox

yes fishy, I think yellow and mauve tartan make a statement, don't you?

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:20

#11

fish

they are certainly eye catching hox ... pray where did you purchase them ... i think they would make ideal christmas presents for the men in my life ...

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:56

#12

Liana

Yeah. Liana in Bored to Tears shock.

Thu, 2003-10-23 19:59

#13

Liana

Greco accuses Liana of being a troll. Well I never!!

Thu, 2003-10-23 20:20

#14

Andrea

Are you in possession of a matching meerschaum, Hox?

Thu, 2003-10-23 21:03

#15

Hox

Sadly not Andrea, still, Christmas is coming........

Thu, 2003-10-23 21:11

#16

Andrea

Old Holbern is tasty, I've heard...

Thu, 2003-10-23 22:51

#17

freda

Whoever done that thread, and I think it was probably Paul McCartney, they really messed my computer up as I couldn't even load the thing.

Sat, 2003-10-25 16:57

#18

Hen

I think it needs to be reiterated that Paul didn't accuse Elfyn himself, and I'd say Elfyn's word is good enough for the both of us. So they're both innocent, and Missi doesn't care because he likes calling Paul names anyway. All seems in order to me. And I do love the way Fish's contribution to the thread is just so biting and to the point and clever and devil-may-care. Or not, as the case may be.

Sat, 2003-10-25 19:35

#19

mississippi

You know as well as the rest of us Jon that it's an old ploy to repeat what others may say or think in order to make the accusation by proxy. So he is not innocent. You are right on one point though, I just love to slag Dicko because he deserves it.

Fri, 2003-10-24 08:08

#20

Elfyn

Jeeeees, have you got a nerve Paul! You know, for some seriously idiotic reason, I used to think you were a kinda safe, OK'ish person. Obviously, I was mistaken. For the record, I am not (or shall I say was not) "Oregano", or any other "cache pol troll" for that mattter. Never have been - never will be. More importantly, I did not tell Jay to "FOAD". Jay (Kath?) was always very kind toward me FWIR, and I wouldn't dream of saying that to anyone... though, I may make a special exception just for you Paul. As long as people like David and the ABCtales team believe me when I say I *DID NOT* borrow your troll of the century award, then that's all that matters to me.

Sat, 2003-10-25 20:43

#21

spag

Good to have you back Elfie Brooks

Sat, 2003-10-25 21:09

#22

Hen

Yeah, but Paul has no reason to dislike Elfyn.

Sat, 2003-10-25 21:18

#23

mississippi

Paul dislikes practically everyone Jon, and practically everyone dislikes him.

Fri, 2003-10-24 09:10

#24

mississippi

You don't have to say anything for my benefit Dicko, I didn't really give much thought as to whether this or that troll was you. I just can't let the opportunity to call you a ****** go by, it gives me great satisfaction, as Mick Jagger would NOT say.

Sat, 2003-10-25 22:28

#25

Bird

Oh Hen. You wit.

Sun, 2003-10-26 00:44

#26

Elf

Brooks?

Sun, 2003-10-26 00:47

#27

spag

its a nice family name you have there Elf

Sun, 2003-10-26 00:53

#28

Elf

Why thank you spag. I'm still wondering if you were calling me a scouser......

Sun, 2003-10-26 09:03

#29

sabelle

Elf, you obviously listen to decent music. There's a singer called Elkie Brooks, she sings utter crap. Spag's kind of music :-)

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:00

#30

spag

I listen to Rock music lady. Better than your rubbish teenage loving Sean Paul.

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:02

#31

Elf

Nah spag man, Sean Paul is ok...

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:04

#32

Elf

I like to think I've got good taste. [read: I do] But Stephen "Shirt" Gardiner says most of the stuff i listen to sounds like fair ground music... :-(

Fri, 2003-10-24 11:34

#33

Paul Buddha

Oh look everyone, it's Elfyn. Hi Elfyn, haven't heard from you from a while. We missed you, why didn't you stick around? I don't know or care what you've been up to, but someone on here seems fairly curious. "As long as people like David and the ABCtales team believe me..." What - ALL of them?

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:34

#34

sabelle

Elf, you are a man of good taste. Arsenal & Sean Paul. You could teach Spaggy a thing or two. I like most types of music, but rock and pop are definitely out. I've got a cd changer with 6 cd's. A certain person sat in my car, didn't like any of the cd's ranging from reggae to soul and we ended up listening to the sports commentary. Some people know nothing about music.

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:43

#35

Flash

That delivery boy has better taste than i thought!!

Fri, 2003-10-24 11:40

#36

Liana

First of all every troll is stormy. then they're all me... now elfyn gets the treatment. I am reminded of a player in that childs game... what is it, Blind Mans Bluff? The one where someone flails around wildly trying to grab at everyone with not a clue as to what is happening. I had determined I wouldnt respond, 'cos it just winds me up and feeds the fuel... and now i wont anymore, cause im off for the weekend... lovely. Ho hum so it goes, as Tony would say. Hello Elf btw... hows stuff?

Sun, 2003-10-26 11:54

#37

sabelle

Flash When I say the sports commentary I meant the post match analysis when the fans ring up and talk crap. The delivery boy likes the same music as me, so he wasn't in the car, more's the pity :-)

Sun, 2003-10-26 12:05

#38

Elfy

KLF, anyone??

Fri, 2003-10-24 12:28

#39

Tony Cook

Good to have the young man back around - he's still a mate and we love him!

Sun, 2003-10-26 12:50

#40

spag

Justified and Ancient. Oh Sabelle, your taste in music is so bad. Sean Paul up against The Pixies. I dont quite thinks Sean Paul would win in a contest.

Sun, 2003-10-26 13:00

#41

Elfy

lol... What Time is Love is better... red dress.... fwaaaaar Spag, do you like The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love by any chance... just curious

Sun, 2003-10-26 13:11

#42

spag

Yes Elf. Am I that obvious? lol

Sun, 2003-10-26 13:20

#43

Elfy

Hmmmm, how to put this... yes, yes it was :-)

Fri, 2003-10-24 13:12

#44

Elfyn

Very good thanks Liana...

Fri, 2003-10-24 13:16

#45

Buddha

When did I say every troll was Stormy? Odd.

Sun, 2003-10-26 15:25

#46

spag

lol thanks Elf

Fri, 2003-10-24 13:19

#47

Buddha

In fact, when did I say every troll was Liana? A couple of them, maybe.

Sun, 2003-10-26 16:49

#48

sabelle

sad

Fri, 2003-10-24 14:47

#49

mississippi

They can't ALL be anybody because I'm some of them, but then it's no secret is it?

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