who is this stuart fellow anyhow?

MARCHY flash and stuart *stands proudly on a hill looking down on 2 small figures*

am i right in assuming yer all a bunch of mad brits? i've been perusing these boards, and i have to tell you - you kids make me laugh. i would say "LOL", but that would make me an absolute retard... anyhow, cheers stu...sorry to hear about the latest bird.

It might not be over yet Damian. I'll know by tonight. Anyway, I've got other irons in the pot. I didn't know you said 'bird' out there in the frozen wastes of, er, wherever it is you are in Canada.

we say lots of strange things...me and the dudes i hang out with are all 2nd or 3rd generation brits/micks/scots, so we grew up with all the birds' and bollocks' and jaysus, wha'? and aye she's a bright-lit night tonight and feck! and piece of piss and what have you..... plus, our drummers a paddy straight from Dublin-towne, so he came over and gave validity to it all.... now get back to work ya lazy git.

Flash & any brainless wonder seems more appropriate. So yes Flash & Stuart

He seems pretty normal . Have you thought of infiltrating the police force?

errr.....uhhh.....huh? i'm only ******* about, really, i know stu from another website, thought i'd pop over here and say hi to him in my ridiculous fashion....

Damian. You forgot to do the secret handshake at the door dude. It's strange when people come into the G. Diss from elsewhere. I feel like Marge Simpsons' dad. I feel like shouting 'don't look at me! Don't look at me!' WHo am I? Well, I'm Stuart. And I rock. Dude.

Marge Simpsons dad? Who he?

What? You don't know the Simpsons? Allan?

I don't remember Marge simpsons dad Stewart? Can you remind me or apologise for your mistake

I apologise to no man. Only to women. Man, I am always apologising to women. Ok. Marge Simpson has phobia of flying. Attends therapy for cure. Therapy dislodges blanked childhood memory of trip to visit father at work. Father's work turns out to be Airline Steward, complete with flowery apron. Child Marge looks at father, father looks at daughter, covers flowery apron and shouts 'Don't look at me!' Ok?

I never saw that episode Stuart. You must be a big fan to remember that. Well done i'm impressed. Unless you just made it up. then i wouldn't be quite so impressed.I mean it took over half an hour to reply?

It's called Fear of Flying and her dad was a male flight attendant with an apron. Stuart thinks he is a rock? A craggy, water-filled rock

Stuart and Sabelle that has a lovely ring to it.

i think Flash and Stuart is better.

Flash, Marchy and Stuart even better!!! *Sniggers like a naughty schoolboy*