Rugby names in song

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Rugby names in song

OK, to celebrate our glorious arrival in the World Cup Final here's the latest game.

Get the name of a rugby star into a song.

Things like 'Uner the Greenwood Tree' 'Get Back' or 'Mrs. Robinson' are no good. We want wit and invention.

Here's some to start with:

Van der Westhuizen is done, girls just want to have fun. - Cindi Lauper

I'd do anything for you, but I won't do Catt - Meatloaf

I'm Cohen to get right down and write myself a letter - Fats Waller

Rachel
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Lawrence Dallaglio's Waiting , Talking Italian - Banananananarama Don't go Bracken my heart - Elton & Kiki
Rachel
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Boom Boom Michelakalaka boom Grrrrr - Tony. I have work to do!
Tony Cook
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Vickery Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock -Trad. Lewsey in the sky with diamonds - The Beatles
Hox
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( Jason) Leonard rains a gonna fall (Martin) Johnson D'amour Simply the ( Dorian ) West It's such a perfect ( Ben ) Kay The bitch is ( Neil ) Back Fool on the ( Richard ) Hill I feel a wasted afternoon coming on............ [%sig%]
Hox
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Kay sera, sera Voulez-vous Brouzet avec moi Corry seems to be the hardest word buggeration Tony, I'm supposed to be writing a marketing plan. [%sig%]
Ely Whitley
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Move over Carling?
Stephen Gardiner
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He's Not Serevi, He's My Brother
Tony Cook
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I know Hox, it's a killer. We're still stuck on Gregan, Smith, Wilkinson and Tindall - all of which must be very possible. Stilll here's one more: We're going to Rockococko around the clock tonight - Bill Hailey Not very good though!
Rachel
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You could do them all in Happy Birthday but I guess that doesn't really count.
Ely Whitley
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Jona Lomu ding dong
Flash
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Campese oh oh oh Campese oh oh oh He thinks we'll win sod all But Wilko will have the last call Campese oh oh oh Campese oh oh oh He's thinks he knows it all But we know he knows **** all Campese oh oh oh Campese oh oh oh He thinks his side are the best But we'll beat them just like the rest. Campe........*Gunshot heard on forum, flashy falls off chair*
Vicky
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Wilkinson be there in the morning? I can't believe I'm participating in a sports thread....
andrew pack
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Wilkin' back to happiness - Helen Shapiro (i know its shortened, but Wilkinson doesn't actually rhyme with any word at all...) Tindall in the wind - Elton John Jonny, we're worried - Fine young cannibals Don't forget the sensational band, Hayzee Campese. Jonah to the chapel and we're, gonna get marr-ied Johnson D'Amour has reminded me of Cannon and Ball, who used to finish their show with it every week - ratty-tat-a-tat! God, they were poor. Honey, I Smith you - can't remember who sang it but it is the second-wettest song ever, after "You can thank your lucky stars, that you're not as bright, as you'd like to think you are" Oooh, I've finally got a good one. The Bee Gees, for the team talk... It's just Clive talking... he's misunderstood, Clive talking, the Aussies no good! (Tony, if you've got all the Aussies but Gregan, I'd love to know how you did Stirling Mortlock!)
Flash
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i am a Lynagh for the county by Glen Campbell witchita? lynagh bracken down the walls of heartbreak dexy's midnight runners Roff boys by Pete Townsend Fool on the hill by the beatles Get Back by the beatles Waugh what is it good for Edwin Starr
Tony Cook
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Tindall of Asha on the 45 - Cornershop
Stephen Gardiner
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The Ballad of Rocokoko Racoon
andrew pack
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Top work Tony - I remember when that song was out people singing "I'm into fashion and I'm - 45"
Hox
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Todays French front row: Auradou, Bru, Poux (push pineapple shake a tree ) Auradou Brou Poux ......... aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh
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