Rugby names in song
Tue, 2003-11-18 12:37
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Rugby names in song
OK, to celebrate our glorious arrival in the World Cup Final here's the latest game.
Get the name of a rugby star into a song.
Things like 'Uner the Greenwood Tree' 'Get Back' or 'Mrs. Robinson' are no good. We want wit and invention.
Here's some to start with:
Van der Westhuizen is done, girls just want to have fun. - Cindi Lauper
I'd do anything for you, but I won't do Catt - Meatloaf
I'm Cohen to get right down and write myself a letter - Fats Waller
Lawrence Dallaglio's Waiting , Talking Italian - Banananananarama
Don't go Bracken my heart - Elton & Kiki
Boom Boom Michelakalaka boom
Grrrrr - Tony. I have work to do!
Vickery Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock -Trad.
Lewsey in the sky with diamonds - The Beatles
( Jason) Leonard rains a gonna fall
(Martin) Johnson D'amour
Simply the ( Dorian ) West
It's such a perfect ( Ben ) Kay
The bitch is ( Neil ) Back
Fool on the ( Richard ) Hill
I feel a wasted afternoon coming on............
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Kay sera, sera
Voulez-vous Brouzet avec moi
Corry seems to be the hardest word
buggeration Tony, I'm supposed to be writing a marketing plan.
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Move over Carling?
He's Not Serevi, He's My Brother
I know Hox, it's a killer.
We're still stuck on Gregan, Smith, Wilkinson and Tindall - all of which must be very possible.
Stilll here's one more:
We're going to Rockococko around the clock tonight - Bill Hailey
Not very good though!
You could do them all in Happy Birthday but I guess that doesn't really count.
Jona Lomu ding dong
Campese oh oh oh
Campese oh oh oh
He thinks we'll win sod all
But Wilko will have the last call
Campese oh oh oh
Campese oh oh oh
He's thinks he knows it all
But we know he knows **** all
Campese oh oh oh
Campese oh oh oh
He thinks his side are the best
But we'll beat them just like the rest.
Campe........*Gunshot heard on forum, flashy falls off chair*
Wilkinson be there in the morning?
I can't believe I'm participating in a sports thread....
Wilkin' back to happiness - Helen Shapiro (i know its shortened, but Wilkinson doesn't actually rhyme with any word at all...)
Tindall in the wind - Elton John
Jonny, we're worried - Fine young cannibals
Don't forget the sensational band, Hayzee Campese.
Jonah to the chapel and we're, gonna get marr-ied
Johnson D'Amour has reminded me of Cannon and Ball, who used to finish their show with it every week - ratty-tat-a-tat! God, they were poor.
Honey, I Smith you - can't remember who sang it but it is the second-wettest song ever, after "You can thank your lucky stars, that you're not as bright, as you'd like to think you are"
Oooh, I've finally got a good one. The Bee Gees, for the team talk...
It's just Clive talking... he's misunderstood, Clive talking, the Aussies no good!
(Tony, if you've got all the Aussies but Gregan, I'd love to know how you did Stirling Mortlock!)
i am a Lynagh for the county by Glen Campbell witchita? lynagh
bracken down the walls of heartbreak dexy's midnight runners
Roff boys by Pete Townsend
Fool on the hill by the beatles
Get Back by the beatles
Waugh what is it good for Edwin Starr
Tindall of Asha on the 45 - Cornershop
The Ballad of Rocokoko Racoon
Top work Tony - I remember when that song was out people singing "I'm into fashion and I'm - 45"
Todays French front row:
Auradou, Bru, Poux
(push pineapple shake a tree )
Auradou Brou Poux ......... aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh



