Scientists Endangered Species in Kansas

For you, my dear, I try to keep it simple.

Don't aim too high.

It's cool KJ, i'm just trying to smoke out Archergirl, the little mynx...she knows she can't take the Colorado heat.

The general calibre of these fora forbid rising too high, Denver.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Well, anything over 45 degrees will lessen the trajectory.

John's additions notwithstanding... ;-D

Don't get me going on the argument for intelligent design. I've got a headache. I'm not well. I should be in bead, not frigging working. So Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm off-colour too, John - could be the high pollen count.

Aww. I should make both of you a nice, hot cuppa, tuck you up on the sofa in a woolen blankie and kiss your foreheads. Poor little poppets.

I think it is Smiley. Bloody depressing to.

Seems to me the key word should be 'blizzard', RD. The heat ain't no big thang for a New Mexico (-southern- New Mexico) girl. 117 degrees F? Not a problem. Then again, I -did- move to England to escape Tuscon... *shrugs*

Aren't you sweet, Ag!

Sadges aren't domestic goddesses, but we are big on compassion.

I'm getting very weak now ag. Can feel the life draining away. Come quickly. Please come quicley.....

And I'm personally happy to pay high taxes because it spares me having to pay 600 bucks a month for health insurance. Here, it's FREE. Sorta. Kinda.

'Come quickly. Please come quicley.....' Bloody hell John you two have only just met!!

A retort... Blizzards occur once a year maybe twice, normally lasting 2 days, then it's 60 degrees and sunny. I normally get a sunburn shoveling snow. We get over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver. Weather is not an Issue and I do have a monster 4x4 pickup truck that gets 2.3 miles per gallon and could drive across the Rockies never seeing pavement.... nanny nanny boo boo..., pluse a rifle rack and deer antlers on the hood. Pfhtttttt.. Secondly, I don't pay high taxes (alimony sees to that) and I too have free health-care (well almost free, 20 bucks a month), including dental and eye-care, and I don't have to wait 4 months for an appointment and I can choose the doctor I like and when I do see them, they treat me like a person and give me current magazinies to read as well and the young female assistants always flirt with me. Plus when I retire in 7 years, I'll be a multi-millionaire and can spend even more time in my truck driving around looking for bigger better deer antlers for my new Humvee at the Safeway store. Neener neener neener.... And the real beauty of all this is that I've earned it all farting off.

Er, there was something about Dick Cheney and his friend Bush on the other thread, too... *cough*

*5 dung beatles, two piles of goat shit, a lost black ewe, and some grubby little sunburnt Bambi killer who shops at safeway in a Hummer with horns* No offence RD, but I admire how you've screwed the shrew and they don't even notice..lol. But while it's pretty funny, I've too much conscience not to take advantage of complete stupidity and absolute cowardice...sorry fella! Now it seems to me that art of expression is the very reason why you people are so subjugated in becoming nothing more than dead mullet walking and talking! Freedom...what a crock of shit...you lot wouldn't now what to do with it if it came in packets at fucking Wal-Mart! But then for you lot, it does, and you still stuff it all up big time with a thing called profit for preference! Simply spend ever red cent you have on anything and everything ( nothing permanent either btw), instead of saving it, and you'll regain control of your own destiny! It is he who controls the HEAP (Sorites) that controls the world...so simply keep moving all the grains around to fuck the Reaper's vision right up before he can start a new heap to fuck you over with it! Walmart, btw, is about to finacially destroy all small American Business Enterprise....the Chinese are taking over all Japanese supply and demand recycling chains....but it's The White House and American Multinationals whom are backing it all...ohhh my.....now keep focusing on Iraq's bodybags for Dummies and them petrol bowsers, dummy! Archergirl: keep troweling on your uniform from a Can every morning while eating crow-juice about Muslim women's repression and fuel prices, while KJH does the same thing thinking it's bread-and-fish juice running off the feet of the dead tooth fairy who also claims there's some bigger picture in the ether out there! Pssssst...There's not! And if you all simply didn't need both an enemy and a goal to give your miserable little lives a reason of both cause and effect in living, their be no inhumanity on this planet whatsoever! It's not your incessant need to breed, or greed to butcher, which is killing this world: it's your total inability to distinguish between self-pity and empathy. And that's because you all fear to be left out in the cold (death).....what a pack septic little worms you lot really are! All throngs of Science, Religion, and Sovereignty are the Holy Grail.....all are of one Cup, not three......and you fools are simply prepetuating your own means of demise by toasting their ends! Die well, earth worms...your life has no intrinsic financial value whatsoever with Pie in Sky ideals and marketable accessories! signed....The Suicidal Nihilist PS: The world simply needs more Nooky, coffee, and cigarettes, I reckon!

John, Put your capacitive probe away...she'll never grasp the concept.

But out you. I'm the bloody sick one. *Shows teeth to Flashy* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It's down the street, not across the block. Good luck!

AG have you noticed the abundance of smooth talking, silver tongued devils on this forum? John put your dentures back in your mouth, yes they are nice but seeing them once is enough for anyone. OK?

Dov thal mock me Sir?

The problem with America, RD, is that more than half the population don't give a crap about anything but their own fat selves and keeping the ragheads from bombing Main Street, USA (as if they would bother with Topeka, for instance...). The other slightly less-than half have become so cynical and bitter about the whole process that they've given up and seek some sort of solace in driving around in their 4x4s with deer antlers on the hood. England has its problems, for sure, but I've lived here, twice (this time for good) because it's just a more civiliZed country. You pay 20 bucks a month for insurance, congratulations, but therefore you also pay very little toward helping the 41 million people who have NO health insurance. Zip. Zilch. Zero. What about them? Are they so happy with the state of things, I wonder...and do you really care? *smooch*

Oh, I love it. A little frivolity lightens the load.

Yea, but a pound of shit weighs the same as a pound of feathers... *waits for what I know is coming next*

*whistles tunelessly and looks vaguely at the ceiling...*

'Oh, I love it. A little frivolity lightens the load.' So do Sennapods.

all good points AG... RD- shimmy over I'm coming to live in Denver!!! let the poor suffer, I want those nurses and I want them now!

Sorry. Budget won't allow one. Er. What's a 'sennapod'? Is it related to a 'centipede'?

Did you get this from the chicken flash?

I did one of those cleanser routines last November, when I was doing an emotional, psychological, and physical cleansing. Tasted worse 'n' bird droppings, made me shiver n' shake, but man. I was cleansed. Hallelujah!

I am the chicken remember? Jeez!!

Honest? You were the chicken? I thought it was just somebody you hired as a stand-in.

And you poms have achieved what, pray tell, Archergirl? I mean, you lily livered pack of cowards set the Yanks up as mercinaries to fight and win your own miserable wars of profit for you, and then you claim they're the idle cowards? Now I've heard it all.....shoot 2 more Stags for me, RD: I'll post one to the Queen and the other to Number 10 to feed the real fat cats and mongrel dogs of this world!

Er, Jaspie. I'm not a Pom. I say 'aluminum'.

"You pay 20 bucks a month for insurance, congratulations, but therefore you also pay very little toward helping the 41 million people who have NO health insurance. Zip. Zilch. Zero. What about them? Are they so happy with the state of things, I wonder...and do you really care?" I'm personally responsible for 41 million other people now am I? I Don't think so. You ask if I care, of course I care. I care that 166 Billion tax dollars (including my tax dollars) are spent killing people in Iraq rather than to help our own here at home. I care about the hundreds of homeless people living on the streets of Denver, it's a disgrace. But, you know what, I could give everything I own away (again) and there would still be 41 million other people that don't have health care, plus 1 more. I've never taken a penny of public money for my own benefit. I've never been unemployed. I've never been on welfare. I've never stole from nor cheated anyone out of anything. I've never borrowed a penny that wasn't repaid with interest. I'm not a socialist, I'll never be a socialist. I don't agree with socialism. It doesn't work for me. I have no guilt over the fact that I have a good education, which I paid for myself, supporting 3 children while working 70 hour weeks. I have no guilt that I volunteered 10 years of my life serving my country (I consider that an honorable thing btw...) I have no guilt that I have a good job with good benefits, I've earned every bit of it all by myself. I began my adult life with little more than a 50 dollar car and a high school education, living in a hick town and nothing I've ever owned or earned was given to me by somebody else (not true, my girlfriend gave me a painting recently.) nor taken from somebody else. Everything I've ever owned I've given away. My success or failure in life is my responsibility, not society. So, nope, don't agree with that little thing about 41 million others that don't have health care, it's not my fault and not my responsibility. They are free to solve their own problem and they are free to fail. For you to make glittering generalities and assumptions about me or anyone else is so far off the mark, it only shows a lack of understanding and a total sense of disregard for reality. How do I help? I keep a job and don't suck from society. I keep a job and pay my taxes. Oh, I don't really have deer antlers on my truck btw...and it does need an oil change.

Now now Radio.....that's an all British proclivity! They still haven't forgiven you Yanks for whooping their little aristocratic bums over Plymouth Rock and the emancipation of your Slaves and Women! Wanna buy some Killer Boomerangs....Ask em how one gets elected into the House of Commons....British Overlords by birthright only btw! Then ask em why Blair and his mates tried to feed George Galloway to the US Senate inquiry! Watch em try to lie and twist that lot....then I'll step back in! You Yanks have no idea how the Poms set your Country up to take a dive over Iraq and many other conflicts.........unbelieveable, but very true! Ask the French...they know what's going down for that old whore's Crown! Coalition of The Willing, my bum......JW Bush only became The President because he's the only one stupid enough to become the Poms fall guy! But he had to become a good man of God first, now didn't he...clue? Careful RD...British minefields are planted everywhere!