First upload

Ignore 'im - 'e don't do trotters. It's all spag this, bol that, sauce the other. Now the Elf and Wotsit, there's a fine establishment...

You see guys she pretends to be a posh women. We all know she is a cockney. I have now formally banned Andrea and her clogs from my establishment. Now that will hurt her. The sauce has spoken.

Oh, please! At least let the clogs in, Sauce... Whatever will Mandy say?

I have been instructed to let you know that cloggs are not banned. Even so, Andrea has been banned for plugging our rival pseudo establishments. I thank you

Well, the original and best TA CHUCKS is still open...accept no substitutes, the menu ROCKS

Hey tobs, good ta seeya. Uploaded anythin yet? Hey Andrea, I happen to like cockney accents. They blend well with Belfast accents! ;-D

Oi, Brisp, I didn't say I HAD a cockney accent (did I?), just that I was born wivvin the sound of the Bow Bells thingy. My current accent, I wish to inform you, is pure class... *swigs Guinness from a rusty bucket*

Oh, Mother, I didn't say I DIDN'T like your present (did I?), just that it was the same one you gave me yesterday. My current gift, I fearfully whisper to you, is as painful as the last... *returns to shivering in a rusty bucket*

Well, I wonder who this new...um...bloke 'Frilly' is...? Quite a card, in any event.

Well, well then! Mr Juliff and Miss Brisp! Hello! I joined here a while ago but only uploaded my first piece last night (the other place is getting me down rather than out there) so I don't know what to make of it yet. I know Jake, Ian and Sooz use this place a lot so I thought i'd give ity a go. I'm not too sure about the way the software formats your work though. Mine looks like it was typed on a ZX81. Oh well, at least there are no (&*^**%%8878 sectiojns in it. Good luck folks.

welcome old friend I'm new here myself

Welcome, you two - off to take a look.

May I welcome thee trotters to the wonderful ABC tales. Pop on over to my posh restaurant. you may have heard of it, Spags R Us