B-Day

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B-Day

It's my birthday.

I'm 35, which means I can run for president of the United States. I'd rather run over the current president, but there it is.

Any words of wisdom for my 35th? How 'bout words of warning? I like those better.

Tony Cook
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Ah - 35 is a very good year. I am gazing into my crystal balls. I see a murky mist, but it is clearing. Your name is Alan and you live in the USA. Ha! Got you hooked! I foresee a tall dark handsome stranger coming into your life and coming into your.... no, it's too much, I can't go down that road. Financially the year will bring you great success. Your bank account will be transferred into that of ABCtales and you will gain enormous kudos in the afterlife as a result. Your job will become worthwhile. You will slave between the hours of 9 and 6 on a five day basis but your boss will tell you that it is worthwhile and you will believe him. Your creative ability will continue to burgeon and you will make us all happy all year long. We wish you well and a very happy birthday!
Liana
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Happy Birthday Allen Bad news - after 35, it all starts speeding by much quicker Good news - you get more comfy in your skin and dont give a hoot about the years. Have a good one, and treat yourself to an overseas airline ticket. 35 is a very good year to visit the UK.
fish
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not another bloody scorpio! happy birthday ... and you MUST come to the uk ... the buns are still on offer ... x x x
Elfy
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Happy Birthday :-)
Andrea
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From me, too :-) Honestly Liana, how do *you* know? You're only 23...
Flash
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What was that, that just flew past?
Liana
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Awwww... Andrea... cheques in the post sweety...
tan63
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Happy Birthday Allen. I wish you were the president of the usa but you're probably far too good for the job anyways : )
gouri
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Enjoy your day ... happy birthday Allen. [%sig%]
mississippi
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Happy birthday Allen, no words of wisdom I'm afraid, I have plenty of words, it's the wisdom I'm short of.
justyn_thyme
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Happy Birthday! I'm fresh out of wisdom as well; even my wisdom teeth are missing. You really should go to an abc live event. There should be some really cheap airfare to the UK in jan/feb. Did you ever move to New Orleans?
stormy
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>>How 'bout words of warning? I like those better<< At 36, your mother will proudly tell her friends she has a middle aged son, imagining that makes her feel younger, without realising she has suggested you will die aged 72.
Ely Whitley
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I always assumed you were a woman, now I know you're not. that's my birthday present to you. That little bit of insignificant information which now means you can rest assured that you're: a: no longer considered female by someone you don't know b: more observant than someone you don't know I know it's not much but it's more than you got me for mine!
jab16
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Thanks, all. It was a good one, as evidenced by the fact that I gained two pounds between yesterday and this morning. Hmm...
Creekend Poet
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Happy Birthday! It gets easier the more you have and the older you get the more people start to ignore the pearls of wisdom that you think they won't survive without! Silly old bugger! Is what I receive now when I try to impart words of wisdom, but you are still young enough to be taken seriously! So what words of wisdom do you have after 35 years Jab16?
Fozzy Bear
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You begin to think the items on 'Qvc' are good value for money.
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