Great Bush Joke

Sorry for monopolizing the threads but...

While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and he
turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing
how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be
a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a
while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be
a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr
Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and
you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country".