Crushing Snail Shells

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Smiley
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Yeah, watched it, might try the odd pea...
archergirl
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Ohhh, the pea one really warmed up my steambasket...
mississippi
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Does that result in the requisite mess?
Smiley
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I'll send you one of those little pearl divers for your bathroom, Ag :o)
maxwell eddison
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Yeah, I do eat meat. I don't mind eating meat because the animals were killed so that I could eat them. My dad used to take me ferreting and we used to have hours of fun breaking rabbits necks. I used to go beating too and spend many a winter afternoon throttling pheasants. But I couldn't help but feel bad about crushing that snail. Maybe I should have eaten it or something.
MykEl
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Wot? A neutral congregation becomes a neutron propagation and explodes upon the nation with an atomic mushroom cloud?
archergirl
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hahahahaha! (who sez I don't already have one or two kicking around? ;-D)
MykEl
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Aminita: The rap Opera.
Liana
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Mykle. You really need to get out more. Find a real person to talk to, you know? Your posts are becoming more and more distasteful...
archergirl
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The Romans had a great recipe for snails: remove them from their shells, put them in a pan with milk and a little salt, and leave them for about a week. When they've swollen up so big they can't get back in their shells [this is assuming they're still alive, I guess], pop 'em in a frying pan with some olive oil and saute. Eat with garum (fish sauce), chased with a goblet of strong wine sweetened with honey. Yummy.
Smiley
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You need fresh batteries or they become duff divers :oD
Smiley
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Ok, sorry, Liana.
flash
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the horses have already left the stable Smikey.
mississippi
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Surely after a week the milk would be rancid and the salt would have killed the snails?
archergirl
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:-( Awww. Weez jest teezin', Liana. Didn't you watch the veggie movie?
archergirl
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Flash, is that like, "Elvis has left the building"?
archergirl
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One would think. This is from a Roman cookbook I have on my shelf. Haven't tried the snail recipe. Highly likely I won't, either.
Liana
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I'm select in my viewing.
Smiley
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End of the world, Flash! Homeless horses... shocking.
Maxwell Eddison
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where IS missi these days? He hasn't died has he?
flash
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Was Elvis a horse...or did he have a husky voice?
maxwell eddison
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I spent 30 minutes dashing about the kitchen trying to kill a wasp last night. There's 3 lights over the dining table and 3 over the work tops and it was darting between them and I was twatting it with a rolled up magazine and it was going for me, really snarling - or buzzing loud - and when I'd lost all patience and just ended up walloping it whilst it was sitting on a glass light shade, the whole damned shade smashed and I must have dislocated the wires because the whole lights won't work now. That's what I get for stepping on a snail. Just sitting around twiddling my thumbs and contemplating what I might receive as punishment for killing the wasp. :(
John
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Well I seem to have completely missed the point hear. Thought we we talking about veggies or something. * Scratches head in confusion *
archergirl
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Perhaps you're too serious a persona to enjoy the veggie movie, Liana. It walks the edge between ingenuity and impudence. Actually, it probably fell of the impudent edge...
Liana
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He's probably keeled over with terminal boredom.
archergirl
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off, that is...
archergirl
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Sunday is a good night for puerile humour.
MykEl
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Sounds like you've already paid for the wasp killing, Max - instant karma, mate. Mind you best to make sure you've turned the power off when you're rewiring - just to be on the safe side.
Smiley
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He did get a little horse, Flash, but being a pro he didn't let it spoil his act.
flash
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nice timing AG
archergirl
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I'm sure Missi is on holiday. Elvis clearly didn't eat enough vegetables. Impacted colon. Perhaps he should've watched the film.
Smiley
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He's no doubt vindalooing on someone...
archergirl
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:-D lol
Liana
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Nah I'm not a serious person (nor do i have a serious persona). I just graduated from the norman wisdom school of humour about thirty years ago is all.
archergirl
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And on that note I must now go iron my dark blue fluted linen skirt for work tomorrow. G'night, all. Eat your veg. ;-)
Smiley
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I think we're supposed to go quietly to bed now Ag... Oops, sorry, I'll rephrase that.. err, isn't it difficult to say something innocuous when everything seems to have unfortunate connartations?
Smiley
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Norman Wisdom is still the Queen's favourite comic, Liana.
Liana
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It's connotations, Hasn't XXX tv started Mykle?
Smiley
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Perhaps you're thinking of Frankie Howerd...
kjheritage
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I think it sounds great, Archergirl. I love L'escargot. Mmm. Slobber.
Smiley
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Don't know, Liana, what channel is it on?
Liana
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I have no idea Mykle. I dont have a Sky package as massive as yours. Actually, I dont have Sky at all. I have a life.
Smiley
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I'm sorry I didn't mean to brag about my package... glad you have a life though, Liana :o)
Liana
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predictable.
Les Cargot
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Cher Heritage, Je t'adore aussi. Mmm. Cobber.
jude
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Sing a requiem mass in Latin and then whip yourself with a knotted rope.
Lorraine
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Just go find it and eat it already!
mississippi
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Will someone please swat that irritating fly?
YummyBoy
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Yummy mmm. Yummy. Oooh. Ahhhh. Yum Yum. Yes. I like to eat food, I like to stare at it before I eat it too. I find myself drooling and moaning uncontrollably in anticipation of what I will consume in order to perpetuate my existance. I am ugly as hell, but I forget this when I am about to eat something good. Food makes me happy and happiness is the point of life. It is difficult to describe the intensity of the passion I have for food, but it is something similar to the passion a drug addict has for getting high. Or the passion a female has for beautifying herself, sometimes even risking her life.
fatalky
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Can you eat a requiem mass?

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