I forgot to tell you: Please watch your language when you reply to my forums. I take it as offensive. Censorship may be used.

I forgot to tell you: Please watch your language when you reply to my forums. I take it as offensive.

I'd be kicking heads. If I didn't care about it, I'd just walk away. But I will niggle and push because I know what we have here will be the best. There are problems, I get no response when I ask for help. I don't understand computers or cyberspace or all of that crap, but what I need to know is that you are having problems and all you have to post is 'Please be patient.' Otherwise I begin to think that 'your pulling my pisser.' It's a working class phrase you may not understand it.

I was having an interesting conversation today with a lady from China. We were discussing politics and gasoline prices and things of that nature. She made a comment to me, which I found amusing and thought perhaps worth tossing about with other nationalities.

Well, I come crawling back and find that Jude's brain has been bleeding but the angels being on her side and all, she's still here so that's great, and slightly lessened the shock of all the changes on the site and from the Universe in general, which is overwhelming me, but as my brain has chosen not to bleed so far, I suppose I'm really in good shape.

I've really missed writing though and want to get back to it and to stop reading things other than self help books.

Was I away that long? Is the baby here yet?

The site seems a lot faster right enough.

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late notice - but I've only just got it myself. For you East Midlands folks here is something well worth a night out:

Complex Trout Productions and the Alley Café present
speakeasy
Wednesday 17th August 2005
8pm onwards
@ The Alley Café
1a Cannon Court (off Long Row), Nottingham

with special guest
Lizzie Mac
MC Steve Carroll

Guys, check out www.burnymadden.com. Just had my copy, cool graphics too!

this is a good poem. I easily can see how this got cherrypicked