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Terence Mullan
I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.
Does Mr A.N.Muggins always
Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021
Does Mr A.N.Muggins always tell ya that the old songs are the best? Then he's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest?
I hope you had a merry old time.
Read full commentPosted in Merry Christmas Everybody! (Christmases Past and Present) by Mr A.N.Muggins
My partner is French and she
Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021
My partner is French and she loves Brussels sprouts. It's all beginning to make sense now. If all the Brussels sprouts had been in Iraq (the country, not the fridge) then Blair and Bush would have had a better reason for the destruction.
Read full commentPosted in The Countdown Is On : Advanced Planning For Christmas At The Muggins' Home (The Water Melon!) by Alfred Muggins
Really lovely words to
Posted on Thu, 30 Dec 2021
Really lovely words to describe such a parasite.
I particularly liked ...
these tree thieves sip upon
the destiny of their branches
It fascinates me how nature can send something so small to do so...
Read full commentPosted in Mistletoe
It was as if George the Third
Posted on Thu, 30 Dec 2021
It was as if George the Third and his cronies were selling England by the pound.
A good read.
Good on you!
Read full commentPosted in Philadelphia Freedom and Phil Collins
I would much rather put my
Posted on Thu, 30 Dec 2021
I would much rather put my phone in the drawer for a final time and instead carry a camera, read a map, wear a watch, listen to vinyl albums on a turntable, etc. but sadly these big global telecommunications companies have got us by the Nureyevs...
Read full commentPosted in Haemorrhoid Android
I have to be thankful for the
Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021
I have to be thankful for the standard of my dear old ma's cooking because it was she who inspired me to learn to cook myself. I would have died of starvation if I hadn't.
Her burn't rice pudding was nice though.
Read full commentPosted in Like Mamma Used to Make
Lovely words to describe such
Posted on Wed, 29 Dec 2021
Lovely words to describe such a majestic and beautiful creature. I could watch gulls for hours ... except for when they're trying to steal my kids' chips.
I really enjoyed your poem.
Read full commentPosted in the seagull
I love the way your words
Posted on Tue, 28 Dec 2021
I love the way your words describe how being able to create pictures gives you such freedom to let your imagination run wild. Each line describes how wonderful it must be to be able to draw.
I have the wild imagination and I have paper and...
Read full commentPosted in BBBB
Precious!
Posted on Tue, 28 Dec 2021
Precious!
My first ever balti pie was when we went to see Bath playing at Halesowen Town. I can't remember the score, the line up, our away kit, the weather or anything pertinent to the game but I will never forget that pie.
Read full commentPosted in The Chips at Twerton Park
I enjoyed this Rhiannon. I
Posted on Mon, 27 Dec 2021
I enjoyed this Rhiannon. I like the structure and rhyme of your poem as well as the amount of thought you have put into what food might be available and how it is prepared during a space flight.
The questionable food is one of the reasons...
Read full commentPosted in Spaceship Food
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