Jackie Kay (2002 [2011]) Why Don’t You Stop Talking.

I’m one of the few that reads short stories. They don’t sell. There are exceptions such as Alice Munro, Jhumpa Lahari and George Saunders. Poets sell even less of their work than short-story writers, but usually make the best writers. I like Jackie Kay’s autobiographical writing and I admire her parents, who I’ve met on the page. They’re the kind of people that make the world a better place. But for all her awards and glitz and glamour I found this collection a bit boring. The first story in the collection ‘Shark! Shark!’ to me read like one of Billy Connelly’s jokes. If you’re so afraid of sharks just don’t go in the water. Nobody’s shoving you. So the second story ‘Big Milk’ about a different kind of fixation, a lover’s breast fixation…ho-hum. I never went in the water. I quite liked ‘Married Women.’ Possibly, the best story in the collection is ‘Out of Hand’.

‘Fifty years ago, hand over heart. Rose McGuire Roberts stepped off the Windrush, with her dab hands.’

Britain, then as now, wasn’t ready for her. We hated immigrants, especially black immigrants. Black women immigrants that think they are something. Yes, Rose remembers how it was, the hostility, the monkey noises, the night-shifts at hospital nobody else wanted to do. All the worst jobs in the hospital given to the black woman, who should be grateful. Yeh, that strikes a note. That resonates with me. As all good stories must. Perhaps there are some stories in this collection you will appreciate in a way I could not.    

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'all the worst jobs in the hospital given to the black women'. Jackie knows this. In her autobiography Red Dust Road she recalls working as a hospital porter in a London hospital during the uni holidays and also for a while after she graduated. The head porter was a racist a-hole who put her at risk by not telling her one of the hospital lifts was unsafe.

I have met both Jackie's (adoptive) parents on her 19th birthday which was in the student house she shared in Stirling. Jackie is the only student I know who invited her mum and dad to her birthday party! I liked them. I lost contact with her a few years after.

BTW remember another birthday bash where rellies were invited. A flatmates 21st. Her family and her fiancees boyfriend family were all megaproud that their offspring had made it to uni and there was a lot of extended family so they went the full nine yards and hired a hotel danceroom and disco. That was good too.

My 21st was in my campus flat and was planned group drunkennesssmiley

yeh, I don't imagine many folk would invite their parents to their birthday party on campus, and even fewer would turn up. Going to Uni used to be a big thing. Now I guess it's a bit like getting your driving license. You're safe to work until you drop. I don't personally know Jackie Kay, as you do. But I like her on the page. Now she's in what academic gravy land everything she touches turns to gold. My gripe here -I'm not complaining, thuogh I am- is if you or I had parcelled up these stories and sent them to publishers, would they have published? The answer I get after reading them is No. But because she is in gravy land the reviews from national papers are flattering - to decieve. The stories are ok. Some are shite. Some pretty good. That's my honest pionon.