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awaiting
She nipped out to the Co-op. It was cold out, but she didn’t have a jacket because she didn’t think she’d need a jacket because she wouldn’t be that...
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Python
Mrs Helen Sattar, the Community Member of the Parole Panel listens. Writes messages to herself, but until now remains silent. ‘How do you feel about...
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how to get rid of free
For the price of wisdom is the government of undead Above Rupert Murdoch’s ancient heraldic head Weapons of mass destruction their paths of greed...
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R&D 6
Smoke clings to Abraham as his fingertips trail over the uneven stone wall of the old bakery. The coppery smell of blood rather than bread makes his...
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R&D 5
They stood waiting. The first gulls met the day with their ragged crying over the tenement rooftops, the boards on the pier slick underfoot. Fog...
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ah, superpowers. I'd love one
Posted on Sun, 08 Sep 2024
ah, superpowers. I'd love one, but the price is too high.
Read full commentPosted in A hundred moments in autism - A trip to the cinema
I used to get hot flushes
Posted on Thu, 28 Mar 2024
I used to get hot flushes when I tried to talk to any beautiful girls I'd been at school with. I used the 15 pints and I was ready to roar, rather than the Erazofuge. As I got older I tried cutting down to a reasonable 12 pints. But I had to up...
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tragic, like you I don't have
Posted on Sat, 01 Dec 2018
tragic, like you I don't have an answer. Poverty, not morals is the key. We use the latter as a scapegoat, a standared practice by, for example, Jenhovah Witnesses to get a foot in the door, is to say how much worse the world is getting. They've...
Read full commentPosted in When Death Comes Too Soon
I guess we all do, some more
Posted on Tue, 10 Feb 2026
I guess we all do, some more readily than others.
Read full commentPosted in I Go My Own Way
don't worry about it. always
Posted on Wed, 14 Jan 2026
don't worry about it. always great advice If you don't worry about it, there's really something wrong- with you.
Read full commentPosted in Gloom and Doom (sorry)
less than ten years, with
Posted on Mon, 12 Jan 2026
less than ten years, with time off for good behaviour.
Read full commentPosted in Ghigau 22
I kinda remember
Posted on Mon, 05 Jan 2026
I kinda remember decimilisation A penny carmel became tuppence. Sixpence became two-and-a-half pee. But at my age, mention pee and immediately I need to go to the toilet. Can't say I was moved by John Lennon's death. I'm with you on the-yet again...
Read full commentPosted in The Quest to Find the Sarashka Mosque
thanks TJ and Vera and Insert
Posted on Wed, 10 Dec 2025
thanks TJ and Vera and Insert and Turlough as you know without readers, we don't really exist.
Read full commentPosted in R&D 5
Well both could raise the
Posted on Fri, 14 Nov 2025
Well both could raise the dead, or you'd die trying.
Read full commentPosted in Saturday Night's Alright for Peaches
I never sing in the car as
Posted on Sun, 02 Nov 2025
I never sing in the car as somebody might be listening and it might well be me. Singing in the bus is entierly different. Nobody wants you to sing. But you've a constitpishinable right to pish everybody off.
Read full commentPosted in Ardara Rain’s A-Gonna Fall
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