Peter, The Painter

Once upon a time, on a farm, there lived a boy called Peter who was not very physically strong and his father and mother worried wether he would be...

Jack Mutant - Which Way is Down? (Part 3)

Jack and Chris re-assembled for afternoon registration and left the school gates together. Stepping along awkwardly as they became accustomed to the...

A Shocking Affair

Jenny checked her watch again before taking a gulp from the large glass of Merlot the waitress had just put in front of her. She had a good twenty...

Soundbites and Humble Pie: The 2017 (alternative) Great British Menu Banquet

A short political morsel.... This year’s Great British Menu Banquet, in recognition of the austere times in which we live, was only two courses; a...

Downshire Diary – (34) Moonlighting (Part 03)

Although Sharon Black had grown very fond of Michael Booth in the months that she had been nursing his terminally ill wife, and flattered though she was when she caught him ogling her legs, she had far too much professional integrity to act on her feelings.

Yvonne Makin’s House of Fun – (16) Massaging Ego’s (Part 08)

When Karen left Jean-Claude she was feeling very pleased with herself after the shag but very guilty about her mum, so she went straight upstairs. Her first port of call was her room to change her knickers which she had leaked onto almost the moment she put them on.

Conspiracy Theory

A couple cans of Brew Dog's Punk IPA, a touch of boredom, and this popped out onto the paper tonight. It's a little rough around the does that...but it passed the time until bedtime.

Teach to the Test and Commence

If you're gonna teach it, you've got to test it. If you're gonna test it, you've got to teach it. Create the test at the beginning of insruction not...

Connect 4

In twelve months I believe I will have consolidated power over these people. Look at them. Maire sitting by the biscuits when she should've risen to...


Recycling a piece previously posted in my Dads Memoirs - AN ORDINARY MAN - as it might be of interest alongside the current Iinspiration point...